About my Postcount

Since I recently started playing WoW and accepted some independant contractor positions at a couple companies, I have neglected my forum postings

So may I please borrow some posts each day from maybe Willow, or Ulrika, or Coco

(I don't think I can have Linden Posts as a normal resident so I am not going to ask Torley)

maybe if you all kicked down a couple posts each evening, I could maintain my 5.xx posts a day ratio

You wouldn't want me to start pointless threads, would you?

ps Ulrika, please don't talk about God from any posts that you donate to me, and Coco, please don't argue on your donations to the cause. Thank you for your support and cooperation in this matter

While I certainly do have posts to spare, and you would of course be a worthy recipient, I wonder if you really think it would be fair for me to give you my spare posts, rather than some of the other residents? And if every resident asked for my spare posts, I would be completely out of them!

However, in the interests of Equal Posting for All, I would be willing to set up a small contest. All those who would like some of my spare posts can IM me, and I will be glad to put those names in a hat, from which an impartial third party will draw the winner. I'm sure you can see that would be the only fair way, rather than showing favoritism to you, however deserving you may be.

coco

I might be able to chip in a few.... oh wait, you didnt want mine

I sent you 500 posts I found in a thread I misplaced but found while rummaging around for spare threads for you. The thread is a discussion about Rachel Ray and her merit as a cook on the Food Network. Hey, I liker her.

~Ulrika~

of course I want posts from everyone

just listed a couple names prefaced by the word "maybe" who had large post counts. I am sorry to have neglected you...

so how many posts per day can I pencil you in for?

and Coco, the squeeky wheel gets the oil. No one else is asking, so I see no need for a lottery (prize, chance, consideration)

I give you 5.

20% of my daily posts

Ah, well, but you see, that is what they ALL say.

coco

You can have any of mine that contain the word 'fucktard'. Which ought to be about 20% of my total posts at least.

w00t!!!

a whopping 500 posts from Ulrika
5 from Lecktor
1.256 per day from Cid ("I've got a bike, You can ride it if you like,It's got a basket,A bell that rings,And things to make it look good,
I'd give it to you if I could! But I borrowed it) based on 6.28 posts a day
1.438 posts a day from Kris from an estimate of 20% of her 7.19 posts per day

The Second Life Community is full of giving people!

Look at how much we raised for Katrina victims!!!

So donate your posts. Now is NOT the time to be Stingy!

Do your part and donate your posts!

(anyone interested in scripting a tote board for keeping track of the contributions in world? Every serious cause has a telethon and tote board, so if you can donate a tote board you may do so and have it as a "post deductable" donation, which means you keep your posts, and get credit for donating as well!)

ask stank - he has almost 18 per day.

as if!!!

don't soil my name with that...

Take them all from Ulrika and Cid!!

i think you are being selfish!

doesn't everyone else see how selfish Zap is being?

look at his postcount!!!!

Chinese proverb: Fill own storehouse before charity

...or something like that...

Maybe in a few months

Are you sure? You're already at 15 a day!

I wonder what percentage of a heavy poster's posts are actually worth reading. I think I'm at about 25% right now myself.

~Ulrika~

You can't have any of them.

1%.

0% for you.

~Ulrika~

Is that all? Maybe I shouldn't even be thinking about sharing my posts then.

coco

I've been secretly stealing posts from Eggy since beta. Fascinating thing about his posts, if you drink two of them first thing in the morning they're a perfect cure for a hangover.

Yea, but I heard they are high in cholesterol?

Sounds awesome... does it have streamers on the handles? *hopes*