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Chance Abattoir
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11-08-2005 15:54
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Seldon Metropolitan
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11-08-2005 15:56
From: Euterpe Roo
You are right; I hadn't thought of it that way.

In the US, firetrucks go, "whaaaaaaaa, zipzipzipzip, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooh" or something very like that. :D



nerd dinosaurs go R@WR!
Chance Abattoir
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11-08-2005 16:05
From: Seldon Metropolitan
nerd dinosaurs go R@WR!

Nerd whales go oucccch! (for Science, of course)

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Chip Midnight
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11-08-2005 16:09
From: Euterpe Roo
You are right; I hadn't thought of it that way.

In the US, firetrucks go, "whaaaaaaaa, zipzipzipzip, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooh" or something very like that. :D


Actually, in the States they go "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"
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Einsman Schlegel
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11-08-2005 16:48
Wow, we're on topic for once! :D
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Travis Lambert
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11-08-2005 20:49
From: Gabe Lippmann
Dynomutt is ur pal. :p


OMG I think that's my brother!
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Mulch Ennui
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11-08-2005 20:51
you



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any questions?
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Memory Harker
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11-08-2005 21:05
From: Mulch Ennui
you
any questions?



Yeah ~ who doesn't like a cock 'r two?

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Torley Linden
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11-08-2005 21:09
Shaolin's Finest!

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Euterpe Roo
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11-08-2005 22:06
From: Mulch Ennui
you



me



any questions?


Beg to differ, Mulch.
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Euterpe Roo
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11-08-2005 22:09
From: Seldon Metropolitan
nerd dinosaurs go R@WR!


By extension, nerd kitties go, "M3000ww!!!oneoneeleventyone." :D
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11-08-2005 22:12
From: Euterpe Roo
Beg to differ, Mulch.


i said cock, not pussy, how else could we fuck this up?

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Torley Linden
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11-08-2005 22:13
Mulch that's soooooo cute. :)
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11-08-2005 22:17
From: Torley Torgeson
Mulch that's soooooo cute. :)


One for you Torley =)
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-09-2005 00:29
Here's a picture of a girl with her legs spread, showing her big pussy:

Euterpe Roo
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11-09-2005 07:44
From: Mulch Ennui
i said cock, not pussy, how else could we fuck this up?



Might I suggest: "cock, pussy, hooters, underpants" :D :eek: :D

(Did I step over the line with "underpants"?)
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Lucifer Baphomet
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11-09-2005 07:47
My hovercraft is full of eels!!!!
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11-09-2005 07:47
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splat1 Edison
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11-09-2005 08:08
The below post will offend.....managers.





WHAT makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:-

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:-

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K becomes 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E becomes 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E becomes 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T becomes 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And,

A-P-P-L-E P-O-L-I-S-H-I-N-G is 1+16+16+12+5+16+15+12+9+19+8+9+14+7 = 159%

And, even,

B-R-O-W-N N-O-S-I-N-G is 2+18+15+23+14+14+15+19+9+14+7 = 150%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit, Brown Nosing and Apple Polishing that will put you over the top.

And may the Force be with you.
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