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Can You Beat a Squirrel in a Nut Eating Contest? |
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Taco Rubio
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07-13-2006 07:19
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-13-2006 07:23
why are you calling attention to it?
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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07-13-2006 07:24
why are you calling attention to it? Because it's a bitchin ride? _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-13-2006 07:36
I found the only way to beat a squirrel when it comes to nuts, my solution
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-13-2006 07:41
i love your ride taco!!!..can i get a ride<grin>..<wow..did that sound sexual..i didnt mean it sexual..really..i didnt..i mean..well......ugh nevermind>
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-13-2006 07:46
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why is it i "feel" i know taco...taco..do i know you?  _____________________
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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07-13-2006 09:47
<bump> why is it i "feel" i know taco...taco..do i know you? Did he touch you inappropriately too?  RUN THE SQUIRREL OVER IN THAT RIDE AND YOU WILL WIN THE CONTEST HANDS DOWN! _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
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07-13-2006 18:14
I guess I could beat a squirell. If my club was long enough, and he didn't move too fast. But, why would I wanna eat nuts? Who let them outta the asylum anyway?
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maxxx Drebin
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07-13-2006 21:51
Put a few nuts out, wait for squirell to be distracted by nuts, BAMBAMBAM with a big stick. I win!!!!!
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maxxx Drebin
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07-13-2006 21:55
Wait....
Who's nuts is the squirell eating? Taco's? _____________________
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Rickard Roentgen
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07-14-2006 02:31
In a nut eating contest, the only way to beat a squirel, involves a stick, applied liberally.
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-14-2006 06:47
I'll brb, I gotta kill a squirrel with a brick
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 06:50
I'll brb, I gotta kill a squirrel with a brick cinder blocks work better _____________________
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-14-2006 07:00
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 07:01
squirrels taste good too
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-14-2006 07:04
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 07:05
hehe I use this recipe
http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir10.html _____________________
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-14-2006 07:06
hehe I use this recipe http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir10.html LMAO..thats just plain cruel...smothering them before you eat them...<grin> _____________________
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Siobhan OFlynn
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07-14-2006 07:07
I'm feeling a little queasy now
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-14-2006 07:07
LMAO..thats just plain cruel...smothering them before you eat them...<grin> what unnerves me the most is they have to make this statement: Clean squirrels thoroughly, making sure to remove any hair and shotshell pellets _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 07:11
obviously you've never cleaned squirrel before, and they have to defeather chickens before you can buy them in the grocery store. They also skin the cows to make your steaks, they debone your fish before you buy it.
However I think that would be an obvious precursor to actually frying the squirrel. _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
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Maerl Olmstead
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07-14-2006 07:16
well yeah that was what i was trying to get at..that they would have to tell someone to clean and de-pellet the varmits
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-14-2006 07:17
well yeah that was what i was trying to get at..that they would have to tell someone to clean and de-pellet the varmits You ever read the warning labels on various products? My wife's hairdryer says "Do not use in the shower" WTF am I the only one who finds that moronic? _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
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Rose Karuna
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07-14-2006 07:17
squirrels taste good too It's because ya all in Georgia decided to expand your menu's that this is happening all over the country.  _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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07-14-2006 07:18
I'm feeling a little queasy now This coming from the person who recently brought us Steve, Don't Eat It! _____________________
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