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Walter Night

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Join date: 18 Apr 2005

Posts: 24

05-23-2006 11:58

How about a thread of one liners.
Why go on and on if you can sum it up in one line.

I will start with some of my favorites.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Bill Diamond

when all else fails...x=8

Join date: 22 Mar 2005

Posts: 98

05-23-2006 12:27

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Vares Solvang

It's all Relative

Join date: 26 Jan 2005

Posts: 2,235

05-23-2006 12:39

I didn't steal your build design, I liberated the prims!

Variation: I didn't steal your texture, I liberated the pixels!

Jenny Marshall

Registered User

Join date: 20 Mar 2005

Posts: 116

05-23-2006 12:45

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

Everyone has a photographic memory , some just don't have film.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most states.

Equality: If men and women were created equal , a judge in capitol crime cases would have to make sure that the women were hung like men.

Definition of a dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen.

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I dont suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it.

Jenny Marshall

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Join date: 20 Mar 2005

Posts: 116

05-23-2006 12:49

Or a few "confucius say" type oneliner wisdoms

Confucius say man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius say panties not the best thing in the world but next to it.

Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say he who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

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I dont suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it.

Helen Goff

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Join date: 26 Mar 2006

Posts: 71

05-23-2006 13:25

The older I get the better I used be

Ghoti Nyak

καλλιστι

Join date: 7 Aug 2004

Posts: 2,078

05-23-2006 13:50

For Star Wars Galaxies fans:

A Bothan walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

-Ghoti

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Corra Nacunda Chieftain

Join date: 24 Jul 2004

Posts: 1,533

05-23-2006 13:54

Opinions are like assholes..... Everyone's got one, and they're usually full of shit.

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ZsuZsanna Raven

~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~

Join date: 19 Dec 2004

Posts: 2,361

05-23-2006 14:17

You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up face down on the pavement.

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~Mewz!~

Nexeus Fatale

DJ Nexeus

Join date: 28 Aug 2004

Posts: 128

05-23-2006 14:30

Hey nice prims, wanna pose ball?

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Edward Mathys

Shapeshifter

Join date: 5 Dec 2005

Posts: 157

05-23-2006 15:05

Hey, wanna come in my bedroom and bake something together?

...cheesy

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Vares Solvang

It's all Relative

Join date: 26 Jan 2005

Posts: 2,235

05-23-2006 17:54

"Why they couldn't hit an elephant from that dis*"

Jonas Pierterson

Dark Harlequin

Join date: 27 Dec 2005

Posts: 3,660

05-23-2006 17:58

Ol Masa say:

Ah Little Grasshopper, you have long leg of mantis, and mind of bug.

The greasy dog will forever spank the wet monkey.

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I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid

You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy

Zuzu Fassbinder

Little Miss No Tomorrow

Join date: 17 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,048

05-23-2006 18:11

Your problem is that in your left brain nothing is right and in your right brain nothing is left.

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From: Bud

I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Turbo Hand

Registered User

Join date: 19 Feb 2006

Posts: 102

05-23-2006 19:00

Compromise: Lowering my standards so that you can meet them.

Newfie Pendragon

Crusty and proud of it

Join date: 19 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,025

05-23-2006 19:06

Pessimists are the happiest people. They're never disappointed by what life gives them, and frequently their expectations are exceeded.

- Newfie

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Siggy Romulus

DILLIGAF

Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 5,711

05-23-2006 22:07

When I want your opinion, I'll be sure to give it to you.

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From: Jesse Linden

I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread

Nolan Nash

Frischer Frosch

Join date: 15 May 2003

Posts: 7,141

05-23-2006 22:40

Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit

Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

05-24-2006 01:15

I'd have a battle of wits with you but I see you're already at a disadvantage

Richie Waves

Predictable

Join date: 29 Jun 2005

Posts: 1,424

05-24-2006 04:58

May your balls turn square and rot at the corners!

May the hair on your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the bollox off ya!

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no u!

FoxBlade Teazle

Fire Cures Everything

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 31

05-24-2006 05:08

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put clogs on my cat!

And my personal one; Fire cures everything!

Darth Saramago

Registered User

Join date: 4 Nov 2005

Posts: 4

05-26-2006 01:10

Its hard to soar like an eagle when your gobbling with the turkeys.

Lo Jacobs

Awesome Possum

Join date: 28 May 2004

Posts: 2,734

05-26-2006 01:12

Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

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Madame Maracas

Not who you think I am...

Join date: 7 Jun 2004

Posts: 1,953

06-01-2006 16:47

After someone had flung foul, X-rated invectives my way:

"If I respected your opinion, that MIGHT mean something to me!"

(Used on the fly IRL to great effect)

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Katt Kongo

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06-01-2006 22:43

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One Liners
Walter Night Registered User Join date: 18 Apr 2005 Posts: 24	05-23-2006 11:58 How about a thread of one liners. Why go on and on if you can sum it up in one line. I will start with some of my favorites. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Bill Diamond when all else fails...x=8 Join date: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 98	05-23-2006 12:27 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
Vares Solvang It's all Relative Join date: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,235	05-23-2006 12:39 I didn't steal your build design, I liberated the prims! Variation: I didn't steal your texture, I liberated the pixels!
Jenny Marshall Registered User Join date: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 116	05-23-2006 12:45 Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". Everyone has a photographic memory , some just don't have film. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most states. Equality: If men and women were created equal , a judge in capitol crime cases would have to make sure that the women were hung like men. Definition of a dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen. _____________________ I dont suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it.
Jenny Marshall Registered User Join date: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 116	05-23-2006 12:49 Or a few "confucius say" type oneliner wisdoms Confucius say man who run in front of car get tired. Confucius say man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say panties not the best thing in the world but next to it. Confucius say man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say he who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. _____________________ I dont suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it.
Helen Goff Registered User Join date: 26 Mar 2006 Posts: 71	05-23-2006 13:25 The older I get the better I used be
Ghoti Nyak καλλιστι Join date: 7 Aug 2004 Posts: 2,078	05-23-2006 13:50 For Star Wars Galaxies fans: A Bothan walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" -Ghoti _____________________ "Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
Psyra Extraordinaire Corra Nacunda Chieftain Join date: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 1,533	05-23-2006 13:54 Opinions are like assholes..... Everyone's got one, and they're usually full of shit. _____________________ E-Mail Psyra at psyralbakor_at_yahoo_dot_com, Visit my Webpage at www.psyra.ca Visit me in-world at the Avaria sims, in Grendel's Children! ^^
ZsuZsanna Raven ~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~ Join date: 19 Dec 2004 Posts: 2,361	05-23-2006 14:17 You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up face down on the pavement. _____________________ ~Mewz!~
Nexeus Fatale DJ Nexeus Join date: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 128	05-23-2006 14:30 Hey nice prims, wanna pose ball? _____________________ Website: www.nexeusfatale.com [nf_d]: nfd.nexeusfatale.com
Edward Mathys Shapeshifter Join date: 5 Dec 2005 Posts: 157	05-23-2006 15:05 Hey, wanna come in my bedroom and bake something together? ...cheesy _____________________
Vares Solvang It's all Relative Join date: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,235	05-23-2006 17:54 "Why they couldn't hit an elephant from that dis*"
Jonas Pierterson Dark Harlequin Join date: 27 Dec 2005 Posts: 3,660	05-23-2006 17:58 Ol Masa say: Ah Little Grasshopper, you have long leg of mantis, and mind of bug. The greasy dog will forever spank the wet monkey. _____________________ Good freebies here and here I must protest. I am not a merry man! - Warf, ST: TNG, episode: Qpid You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride You killed My father. Your a-- is mine! - Hellboy
Zuzu Fassbinder Little Miss No Tomorrow Join date: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,048	05-23-2006 18:11 Your problem is that in your left brain nothing is right and in your right brain nothing is left. _____________________ From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Turbo Hand Registered User Join date: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 102	05-23-2006 19:00 Compromise: Lowering my standards so that you can meet them.
Newfie Pendragon Crusty and proud of it Join date: 19 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,025	05-23-2006 19:06 Pessimists are the happiest people. They're never disappointed by what life gives them, and frequently their expectations are exceeded. - Newfie _____________________
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	05-23-2006 22:07 When I want your opinion, I'll be sure to give it to you. _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Nolan Nash Frischer Frosch Join date: 15 May 2003 Posts: 7,141	05-23-2006 22:40 Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! _____________________ “Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	05-24-2006 01:15 I'd have a battle of wits with you but I see you're already at a disadvantage
Richie Waves Predictable Join date: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 1,424	05-24-2006 04:58 May your balls turn square and rot at the corners! May the hair on your arse turn into drumsticks and beat the bollox off ya! _____________________ no u!
FoxBlade Teazle Fire Cures Everything Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 31	05-24-2006 05:08 If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put clogs on my cat! And my personal one; Fire cures everything!
Darth Saramago Registered User Join date: 4 Nov 2005 Posts: 4	05-26-2006 01:10 Its hard to soar like an eagle when your gobbling with the turkeys.
Lo Jacobs Awesome Possum Join date: 28 May 2004 Posts: 2,734	05-26-2006 01:12 Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist _____________________ http://churchofluxe.com/Luster
Madame Maracas Not who you think I am... Join date: 7 Jun 2004 Posts: 1,953	06-01-2006 16:47 After someone had flung foul, X-rated invectives my way: "If I respected your opinion, that MIGHT mean something to me!" (Used on the fly IRL to great effect) _____________________ RadioRadio - http://radioradiosl.com M 6 Hobbes Abattoir T 7 Sezmra Svorag W 4 Brian Mason W 6 Moira Stern W 8 Nala Galatea Th 6 Chet Neurocam F 6 Vertigo Paris F 9 Madame Maracas S 5 Madame Maracas S 8 TriNala Su 6 Trinity Serpentine http://madamemaracas.wordpress.com - Madame Maracas Blaaagh Plurk - http://www.plurk.com/user/MadameMaracas
Katt Kongo M2 Publisher Join date: 9 Jun 2005 Posts: 1,020	06-01-2006 22:43 If you're looking for something profound here, go read a fortune cookie. _____________________ The Metaverse Messenger A real newspaper for a virtual world. Now with over 63,000 readers! http://www.metaversemessenger.com

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