How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

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nimrod Yaffle
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07-20-2005 09:51
How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ![]() What kind of wood, and how old is the wood chuck? |
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07-20-2005 09:55
Don't you think I'd tell you if I knew?
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07-20-2005 10:04
Isn't dark chocolate not as sweet, tho? Maybe it isn't as sweet but isn't it a lil more naughty? ![]() _____________________
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07-20-2005 10:05
Mandatory "3,00th post" recognition post... WOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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07-20-2005 10:35
What punishments are given out for not wording a post as a question?
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Billy Grace
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07-20-2005 10:39
Maybe you could spank me?
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Nisa Stravinsky
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07-20-2005 11:26
Can I spank you too?
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07-20-2005 11:31
Would you actually consider spanking to be a punishment?
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07-20-2005 11:32
MMM... can I think bout that?
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07-20-2005 11:33
Would you actually consider spanking to be a punishment? Doesn't that depend on the spanker? _____________________
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07-20-2005 11:33
Isn't that a good point?
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Nisa Stravinsky
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07-20-2005 11:45
MMM... can I think bout that? And Nisa, how could I say no to such a delicious offer? Do you prefer open hand? _____________________
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07-20-2005 11:45
*sigh* Alright....*gets out huge paddle*...who's first?
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07-20-2005 11:47
*sigh* Alright....*gets out huge paddle*...who's first? is it ok if I go last? *cringes at hoooge paddle* _____________________
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"I'm beginning to think the human psyche enjoys victimizing itself. " - Sezmra Svarog "Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we'll reach a certain point in our lives, look around and realize that all the things we said we'd do and become will never come to be -- and that we're ordinary." - Anne Bancroft (2003) |
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07-20-2005 11:48
*nods and pulls paddle back*
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07-20-2005 11:49
*sigh* Alright....*gets out huge paddle*...who's first? Isn't flesh on flesh better? ![]() _____________________
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07-20-2005 11:50
Isn't flesh on flesh better? ![]() You would think so, wouldn't you? _____________________
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Will you leave me breathless?"
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07-20-2005 11:52
Why do y'all still have yer clothes on?
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07-20-2005 11:53
Are you supposed to enjoy punishments?
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Billy Grace
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07-20-2005 11:54
What am I bein punished for? Aren't I a good boy?
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07-20-2005 11:55
Do we have the time to count the ways?
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Billy Grace
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07-20-2005 11:57
Don't we have all the time in the world?
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07-20-2005 12:00
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care? O.O Why do I always feel compelled to quote old Chicago songs in this thread? _____________________
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Billy Grace
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07-20-2005 12:01
Now that Nisa is undressed don't ya think you should too?
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07-20-2005 12:19
*reads back a bit*
You undressing Nisa with your mind? ![]() *thwapthwapthwap* _____________________
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