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Beryl Greenacre
Big Scaredy-Baby
Join date: 24 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,312
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07-10-2006 10:26
Who is this 'Jesus' person? I obey my Noodly Master!
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Christopher Omega
Oxymoron
Join date: 28 Mar 2003
Posts: 1,828
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07-10-2006 11:11
Jesus Christ the Son of God didn't come to judge us but to save us so that we can go to heaven instead of hell when we die. Nobody knows exactly when they are going to die this is why you need to make Jesus Christ your personal Lord and Savior today. You may die in a traffic accident or some other way before you get another chance to be saved. You need to make Jesus Christ your personal Lord and Savior so that you will go to heaven instead of hell when you die. Buy Salvation Insurance today! ==Chris |
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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07-10-2006 12:54
I too, have been touched by the Noodley Appendage!!
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Chronic Skronski
SL Live Musician
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 997
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07-10-2006 13:03
Fsm Ftw!
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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07-10-2006 13:04
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www.electricsheepcompany.com
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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07-10-2006 13:04
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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07-10-2006 13:12
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/324/ifyoumustcurse4mx.gif
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9552/keepusingmyname6ba.gif http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5264/whatpartof5be.gif http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/1241/youthinkitshothere9bv.gif the last one yall must remember I live in Georgia _____________________
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party!
I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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07-10-2006 14:33
Don't feel all alone up there Georgia we here in Florida get to look at the same stuff during our commute, compliments of the Florida Family Association. Personally, I'd much rather see our half naked, T-back wearing, hot dog selling girls on the road side, but the FFA got rid of all of them.  . _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Cocoanut Cookie
Registered User
Join date: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,741
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07-10-2006 16:26
Just a reminder to all that intend to go, please remove your AO, your prim hair, your bling effects, and your xcite attachments. Let's make heaven a fun and lag free experience for everyone. And trust me, you don't want to end up on the ban list for this sim. I heard that the owner has a fully enabled God Mode menu. lol! coco _____________________
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
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07-10-2006 16:31
AMEN! RAMEN! -Ghoti _____________________
"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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*shamless self promotion alert!*
07-10-2006 16:34
I too, have been touched by the Noodley Appendage!! V&E Particles happens to sell FSM poofies, in fact one uses that very image! |
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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07-10-2006 16:54
Holy crap.
Oh, didn't mean that literally... |
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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07-10-2006 17:20
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baystreet431 Stanley
Registered User
Join date: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 2
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07-10-2006 19:27
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Dr Tardis
Registered User
Join date: 3 Nov 2005
Posts: 426
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07-10-2006 22:08
I think it is gorean, actually. However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT) Go ahead and ignore the stuff right underneath, where it says that they have go to free on the Year of Jubilee - the 7'th year. Yes, you can have slaves, but only for 7 years. And that's only if they sell themselves because they can't afford to live. Let's not forget that a freed slave is allowed to take his children with him, own property, have money, and had rights under Jewish law. In fact, if a man treated his slave harshly, the owner could be punished! If you read the entire text, you'll see that what the Jews had was a very compassionate and effective form of welfare. It wasn't slavery at all, but a form of indentured servitude that had contractual obligations on the part of the slave AND the master. But that's okay, I'm sure you have other scripture you'd like to misquote.  |
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Dr Tardis
Registered User
Join date: 3 Nov 2005
Posts: 426
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07-10-2006 22:14
What a sensible and logically sound religion, you got there! Phew. Take the Quiz: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/biblelogicquiz.html Answer: B. Hell glory glory in the highest blah blah That site is a parody. I sincerely hope you don't think that real Christians think like that, because the stuff that site says and implies is just sickening. |
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Introvert Petunia
over 2 billion posts
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,065
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07-10-2006 23:00
That site is a parody. I sincerely hope you don't think that real Christians think like that, because the stuff that site says and implies is just sickening. Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward. The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine. Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys! |
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Dr Tardis
Registered User
Join date: 3 Nov 2005
Posts: 426
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07-10-2006 23:08
That's the power and the glory: you can do what ever you want just so long as you square it with the big man in time. Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions.... Yeah, that's pretty much the attitude I'm talking about. |
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Eddy Stryker
libsecondlife Developer
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 353
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07-10-2006 23:44
Unless I missed my guess, does this mean spambots are coming to SL? Oh goodie! Yes; very soon you will have your own, personal, Jesus. _____________________
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Evidently in the future our political skirmishes will be fought with push weapons and dancing pantless men. -- Artemis Fate |
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FoxBlade Teazle
Fire Cures Everything
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 31
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07-11-2006 07:35
If I've said it once, I've said it.... oh I dunno about 3 times?
Fire cures everything. |
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
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07-11-2006 07:54
V&E Particles happens to sell FSM poofies I've made a flexie Flying Spaghetti Monster AV which I'd be happy to sell to anyone interested (say, L$250). IM me in-world if you'd like to see it /buy it. I do not have it in a store anywhere. -Ghoti _____________________
"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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07-11-2006 10:16
Yes; very soon you will have your own, personal, Jesus. Your own personal Jesus as a free gift. You pay only shipping and handling. _____________________
I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either. |
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Phedre Aquitaine
I am the zombie queen
Join date: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,157
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07-11-2006 10:48
Your own personal Jesus as a free gift. You pay only shipping and handling. I /have/ a (very) personal Jesus, but I don't think I'd get away with posting the link so you all could, too. _____________________
everyone loves phedre (excluding chickens), its in the TOS |
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Adz Childs
Artificial Boy
Join date: 6 Apr 2006
Posts: 865
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07-12-2006 09:53
That site is a parody. I sincerely hope you don't think that real Christians think like that, because the stuff that site says and implies is just sickening. The fact that you suspect I might not realize it is a parody ... is telling. |
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pinks Sugar
Registered User
Join date: 27 Mar 2005
Posts: 42
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07-12-2006 10:01
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