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What do we feed the troll in the abortion thread?

Seldon Metropolitan
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03-07-2006 17:35
pancakes?
vivi Odets
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03-07-2006 17:39
This sounds tasty... well, as long as you have a pitcher or two of margaritas handy...

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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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03-07-2006 18:01
What's brown and gurgles?
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Lo Jacobs
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03-07-2006 18:04
The blood of Christian children. Oh, wait.
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nimrod Yaffle
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03-07-2006 20:10
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole!

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
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Mulch Ennui
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03-07-2006 20:25
dead babies
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Tod69 Talamasca
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03-08-2006 02:14
Whats Black & Silver & smells like burnt toast?

A baby sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

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Whats Pink & Silver & walks into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes

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How do you play with a dead baby?

Cut off it's arms & legs & use it like a football

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Whats blue & yellow & sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with punctured water wings

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How many dead babies can you fit into a shoe box?

Depends how finely you grind 'em up!!

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How do you get those babies out of the shoe box?

Nachos!!!

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What Do you call a dead baby in the road?

A Speedbump!

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Whats more fun than running over a dead baby?

Skidding on it!

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Whats the worst part about skidding on the dead baby?

Peeling it off.

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Whats the worst part of Dead Baby jokes?

I know just about every one!! :D
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Siobhan OFlynn
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03-08-2006 02:49
Purina Troll Chow
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From: pandastrong Fairplay
omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit


From: Soleil Mirabeau
I'll miss all of you assholes. :(
Lorelei Patel
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03-08-2006 07:41
Fried chicken fetuses

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Broadly offensive.
Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
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03-08-2006 07:45
From: Lorelei Patel
Fried chicken fetuses



Bahahahaha! My first diet coke spew of the day!

Can you people please put warning labels on your posts, like the NSFW label....something like NSFDCD. (Not Safe For Diet Coke Drinkers).
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From: Starax Statosky
Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven.


From: pandastrong Fairplay
omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit


From: Soleil Mirabeau
I'll miss all of you assholes. :(
Surreal Farber
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03-08-2006 07:48
From: Lorelei Patel
Fried chicken fetuses



Do you know how painful it is to shoot hot tea out your nose? With cream and sugar?
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Sally Rosebud
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03-08-2006 10:17
I would suggest something from this thread! :D
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Maeve Morgan
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03-08-2006 10:18
Cotton candy, so his fingers and keyboard get all sticky, and he can't type anymore :D
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Euterpe Roo
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03-08-2006 13:37
In the interest of consistency, I am locking this thread pending Linden review. If I have missed something, I am certain that this thread will be reopened for continued discussion.
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Torley Linden
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03-08-2006 14:11
Yes, closed for consistency, a la this.
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