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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-19-2005 17:23
I'm sure this has been done before many times, but- eh- so what?
What would you do if you were a Linden? I'd log into the forums under an alt and post all kinds of ridiculous assertions and wait until the thread got superheated and then lock it *JUST* before the climax. I call it "Blue-flame-balling."  What would you do? _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
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12-19-2005 17:25
Ban you immediately!
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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Kazuo Murakami
Sofa King
Join date: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 359
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12-19-2005 17:27
Quit.
Try to find a job with a company interested in making something interesting. |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-19-2005 17:27
Quit. Try to find a job with a company interested in making something interesting. lol. Too much laughing. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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12-19-2005 17:29
Change my RL name to *whateverIAm* Linden Imediatly!
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
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12-19-2005 17:31
I'd probably be cleaning up all the litter and planting trees
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,323
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12-19-2005 17:39
As Nas once said
"If I ruled the world... The way to be, paradise like relaxin black, latino and anglo-saxon Armani exchange the reins Cash, Lost Tribe of Shabazz, free at last Brand new whips to crash then we laugh in the iller path The Villa house is for the crew, how we do Trees for breakfast, dime sexes and Benz stretches So many years of depression make me vision The better livin, type of place to raise kids in Open they eyes to the lies history's told foul But I'm as wise as the old owl, plus the Gold Child Seeing things like I was controlling, click rollin Trickin six digits on kicks and still holdin Trips to Paris, I civilized every savage Gimme one shot I turn trife life to lavish Political prisonner set free, stress free No work release purple M3's and jet skis Feel the wind breeze in West Indies I make Coretta Scott-King mayor the cities and reverse themes to Willies It sounds foul but every girl I meet to go downtown" _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-19-2005 17:40
I'd probably be cleaning up all the litter and planting trees For 2.1 seconds I wracked my brain to figure out what kitties had to do with planting trees in SL. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
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12-19-2005 17:41
Um, Satchmo, I know I'm tired and ought to be in bed but I didn't understand a word of that
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Gladius Luchador
Secutor
Join date: 8 Feb 2005
Posts: 95
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12-19-2005 18:56
Um, Satchmo, I know I'm tired and ought to be in bed but I didn't understand a word of that They're lyrics. Rap/Hip Hop/Etc. Unless you just meant you couldn't understand what the song was saying in the first place. In which case, I'm not going to be of any help in that department. Except I *think* I know what that last line about going downtown was referring to. _____________________
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
Join date: 27 May 2004
Posts: 526
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12-19-2005 19:10
I'd prolly be known as Darthmaulfan64 Linden,
I would find a way to MAX OUT the bling factor then attach it all to a Half-life 2 buggie along with a bling fridge and with my troll underling at hand I would spread the fear of BLING-MAS all around SL, of course I could do that in SL without being a linden but it just wouldn't be as fun, >_> Merry Blingmas! _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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12-19-2005 19:11
I'd be "IDon'tBelongHere Linden"!!
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,323
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12-19-2005 19:14
Yes Yes, rap lyrics... sorry just trolling because I've wanted to post that on the last 100 "If I was a Linden" Threads...
It's "If I ruled the world" by Nas... a good song, where he talks about all the things he would do if he ruled the world. It's also posted to counter all of Torley's Wu-Tang references so the world can be right again. Link Here _____________________
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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12-19-2005 19:33
I'd probably get fired for not being able to keep my mouth shut
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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12-19-2005 19:43
They're lyrics. Rap/Hip Hop/Etc. I found a translation to english: [Chorus] If I were a Linden, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a Linden, man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, Right in the middle of the town. A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below. There would be one long staircase just going up, And one even longer coming down, And one more leading nowhere, just for show. I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks For the town to see and hear. And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack" Would land like a trumpet on the ear, As if to say "Here lives a Linden, man." [Chorus] I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a Linden's wife With a proper shelf-butt. Supervising meals to her heart's delight. I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in. Screaming at the servers, day and night. The most feted ones in town would come to fawn on me! They would ask me to advise them, Like a Solomon the Wise. "If you please, Linden Tevye..." "Pardon me, Linden Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross your eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong. When you're Linden, they think you really know! If I were a Linden, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the sandbox and play. And maybe have a seat by the welcome area. And I'd discuss the metaverse with the learned men, several hours every day. That would be the sweetest thing of all. [Chorus] _____________________
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
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12-19-2005 19:53
Zuzu, I wanted to do that
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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12-19-2005 20:00
If I were a Linden...
Am I the last person alive who knows the subjunctive mood? ~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Gladius Luchador
Secutor
Join date: 8 Feb 2005
Posts: 95
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12-19-2005 20:01
I found a translation to english: [Chorus] If I were a Linden, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a Linden, man. I wouldn't have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy rich, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man. .... Hahaha! But, erm, what about the part about going down on a Linden. Or would that be a Linden going down? _____________________
We who are about to die, salute you!
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,323
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12-19-2005 20:21
I found a translation to english: Excellent!_____________________
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
Join date: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 748
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12-19-2005 20:50
If I were a Lin-den... bum bum bumbumbumbum bumbumbumbum BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMMMM!!!
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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12-20-2005 08:34
Am I the last person alive who knows the subjunctive mood? I've been in a subjunctive mood all morning, I think its time for an early lunch. _____________________
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Elspeth Withnail
Completely Trustworthy
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 317
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12-20-2005 09:16
If I were a Linden... Am I the last person alive who knows the subjunctive mood? ~Ulrika~ Yes, you is. |
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Kazuo Murakami
Sofa King
Join date: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 359
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12-20-2005 17:37
Quit. Try to find a job with a company interested in making something interesting. Oh, and as my last order of business, permaban Anshe Chung. |
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Essence Lumin
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Join date: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 806
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12-24-2005 19:15
If I had a linden
I'd linden in the morning I'd linden in the evening ... all over this land, I'd linden out danger I'd linden out a warning I'd linden out love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land. If I had a bell I'd ring it in the morning I'd ring it in the evening ... all over this land, I'd ring out danger I'd ring out a warning I'd ring out love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land. If I had a song I'd sing it in the morning I'd sing it in the evening ... all over this world, I'd sing out danger I'd sing out a warning I'd sing out love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land. If I've got a linden And I've got a bell And I've got a song to sing ... all over this land, It's a linden of justice It's a bell of freedom It's a song about love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land. |
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Aliasi Stonebender
Return of Catbread
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,858
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12-24-2005 19:47
If I were a Linden... Am I the last person alive who knows the subjunctive mood? ~Ulrika~ Yes. _____________________
Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?”
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