Nuclear Fusion Achieved!

London, UK - One Jsecure Hanks of no fixed abode has today cracked the secrets of Nuclear Fusion. His FUSION1 power station is cranking out enough power to keep three planet Earths going.

When asked about his miraculous invention, he remarked "It has a lot to do with peanuts, and the number six".

When contacted, General Electric declined to comment on the effect this discovery might have on their business model, though the president of the company was heard to remark "This will give me some time to work on that book I've been putting off".

Little is known of Hanks, except that he once claimed his success was down to having seen a squirrel when aged five.

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Just another totally factual, accurate post! Best wishes to Billy Madison!