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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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02-27-2006 18:32
You guys have to click through 'em. Don't do it at work or they'll lock you up for giggling incessantly.
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
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02-27-2006 18:40
LOL! Now that's funny stuff.
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
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02-27-2006 18:40
I *SWEAR* I posted those before, but can't find it
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
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02-27-2006 18:44
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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02-27-2006 18:46
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I show him the pictures. He says, "That's not funny - it's gross!" _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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02-27-2006 18:48
I have to say, I'm thinkin' WTF! but being compulsive I just keep going and darned it I didn't start giggling.
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,304
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02-27-2006 18:59
ewww Fluffy Mackerell Pudding !
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Reitsuki Kojima
Witchhunter
Join date: 27 Jan 2004
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02-27-2006 19:01
"Mexican food is easy to make! All you need is toast and quotation marks!"
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
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02-27-2006 19:04
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Cristiano Midnight
Evil Snapshot Baron
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 8,616
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02-27-2006 19:24
You know, at first I was thinking, God, Lo is easy
but then after reading a few of those, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I even liked one so much that I borrowed a quote Thanks for posting that Lo._____________________
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Cory Edo
is on a 7 second delay
Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
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02-27-2006 19:30
"Sometimes mere adjectives for mackerel are not enough. Sometimes mackerel is mackerel unto itself. Sometimes you just have to let go. Mackerelease yourself. Embrace mackereality."
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
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02-27-2006 19:34
Ms. Jacobs, I have you to thank for the puffy eyes and blotchy complexion. Gah. Laughed so hard, I literally had tears running down my face. Gah. "Melon Loaf." Gah.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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02-27-2006 19:50
Ah yes, the good old days when you followed a cookbook recipie and actually had a chance to make something that looked better than the picture.
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
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02-27-2006 20:26
<----laughing soooooooo hard
and yeah my dad wants to know where to get the fluffy mackerels.... ![]() _____________________
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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02-27-2006 20:55
I can't decide which one is my favorite!
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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02-27-2006 20:58
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elka Lehane
WOWAWIWA
Join date: 30 Mar 2005
Posts: 983
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02-27-2006 21:28
that's the time to use the banned letters: ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGZG1111!!11!!1!1!111111111!1!1!LLOLLOL
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Peyden Russell
Registered User
Join date: 25 Oct 2005
Posts: 377
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02-27-2006 23:03
omg...my cheeks hurt....LOL
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Cottonteil Muromachi
Abominable
Join date: 2 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,071
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02-28-2006 00:00
"Mexican food is easy to make! All you need is toast and quotation marks!" Mexican food is easy to make! After you have a meal from another ethnic origin, just put what you ate back on the plate you ate from. |
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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02-28-2006 00:05
I especially enjoyed looking at INSPIRATION SOUP. Altho, I wouldn't eat it.
I notice they're like cards--strange collection of trading cards they'd make, not unlike the Garbage Pail Kids._____________________
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
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02-28-2006 01:18
I especially enjoyed looking at INSPIRATION SOUP. Altho, I wouldn't eat it. I notice they're like cards--strange collection of trading cards they'd make, not unlike the Garbage Pail Kids.wow torley, make me feel old why don't you! ![]() _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
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02-28-2006 03:31
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 1,140
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02-28-2006 05:49
"We don't know who 'Marcy' is, only that she thinks 'enchilada' is wacky Mexican talk for 'shit on a shingle.'"
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Siobhan OFlynn
Evildoer
Join date: 19 Aug 2003
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02-28-2006 05:53
I should have waited! This is definitely my favorite!
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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02-28-2006 07:00
As a humanitarian I object to seeing salmon treated this way
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/salmonmousse.htmlI have old cook books that belonged to my mom, my grandmother and even my great grandmother that I absolutely love going through. I can see all the trends as they changed through the times. I love the cookbooks my great grandmother had best because they actually tell you how to [mercifully] kill a chicken or fish and clean and gut it, scale or feather it and then cook it, how to preserve food and make wine and spirits. Her books even recommends bait for catching fish, the best things to feed chickens for good eggs, good fertilizer for gardens and the seeds to save from the plants you grew so that you can re-plant them the next season. Interesting because all the stuff that they seemed to cook before the depression was fresh [home grown] but the weird canned food and Jello stuff came after the depression and Second World War. I did not see the lime Jello with cottage cheese mentioned but my auntie used to make this stuff and bring it to Thanksgiving dinner every year and we used to have to take at least one bite of it. <shivers> BLEH!!! ![]() _____________________
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