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Crappy Haikus

Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
01-05-2005 07:21
post your haikus here
the crappier the better
five, seven, and five
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
01-05-2005 07:23
i like to eat eggs
they are good with bacon
and toast and OJ
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Jauani Wu
hero of justice
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
01-05-2005 07:24
i like to eat eggs
they are good with bacon strips
and toast and OJ
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Jauani Wu
hero of justice
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
01-05-2005 07:25
Here's one I wrote at camp when I was 15...

Loud obnoxious jerk
I hope someone will swat and
Squash him like a bug
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
01-05-2005 07:25
I'm realizing,
as I read Jauani's "work",
watch what you wish for. :p
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
01-05-2005 07:34
From: Jauani Wu
i like to eat eggs
they are good with bacon strips
and toast and OJ


Jauani, that is
an act most wild and reckless.
Stop to eat the egg!
Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
01-05-2005 07:41
The wiki is a friend,
Login queue is not it's snot,
Live Help, free.
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

Bikers have more fun than people !
Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
01-05-2005 07:46
live help is no good
i asked how to trap lindens
they said use candy :confused:
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Jauani Wu
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
01-05-2005 08:59
Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah




I wanted to post an Emotiku but the forums won't allow 17 artfully aranged :p s
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
01-05-2005 09:45
Sitting and Waiting.
Preparing Inventory....
My Client A Splode.


(Well, mine doesn't, but some others do)
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
01-05-2005 10:11
Haiku, haiku... hai?
Kuhai, Kuhai Kuhai, Ku!
Haiku...? Kuhai...? Ku.
Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
01-05-2005 10:23
haikus are stupid
why the hell should I write one?
you can't make me, mleh!
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Artillo Fredericks
Friendly Orange Demon
Join date: 1 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,327
01-05-2005 10:34
Prims are your friends, guys...
Treat 'em good, don't twist 'em hard,
Your builds will love you!

- Artillo 01-05-05
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Roxie Marten
Crumedgeon
Join date: 18 Feb 2004
Posts: 291
01-05-2005 18:14
Sour cream and chive
Unexpectly viscous
My chip has broken
Danny DeGroot
Sub-legendary
Join date: 7 Jul 2004
Posts: 191
01-05-2005 20:12
Once again I try
the progress bar a glacier...
Hey, a season word!
Tikki Kerensky
Insane critter
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 687
Leet Haiku!
01-05-2005 20:41
Hey d00d, wtf?
omg, stfu!
lololololol
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Alicia Eldritch
the greatest newbie ever.
Join date: 13 Nov 2004
Posts: 267
01-05-2005 23:18
some people might say
stop to sell foxes in boxes
I hugged mine today
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
01-06-2005 08:31
drooling on keyboard
awakening to sunlight
I stand corrected
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
01-06-2005 08:34
love it or hate it?
I had to google marmite
I think I'd love it.
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
01-06-2005 09:54
after reading all
of these crappy haikus
i am blown away
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Cosmo Drago
Pixel Dust Addict
Join date: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 377
09-09-2005 12:17
searching for the thread
with the quality haikus
perhaps it's this one
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a work in progress...
:D
Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
09-09-2005 17:51
A crappy Haiku by Roo:

Poopy is not nice
In fact, it is really gross--
so, caca doody
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Keknehv Psaltery
Hacker
Join date: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,185
09-09-2005 18:34
Second Life is slow
Because of Linden Error
Ah, for more speed
Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
09-09-2005 18:42
A search for Haiku
Will net twenty-three replies
Hippos and Haiku
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Misnomer Jones
3 is the magic number
Join date: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,800
09-09-2005 18:47
Hippos and Haiku
A forum phenomena
we all vote for pie
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