I just have to ask... Would you?
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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04-19-2006 14:25
Would you let some COMPLETE stranger into your house claiming to be a doctor, and then let him touch your breasts???  I mean seriously?? Common. What were they thinking? Don't get me wrong, I'm not blaming them for the sexual assault, I'm just asking - what WERE they thinking when they let him into the house? Where is the common sense here. These were not kids, both of these women were in their thirties.  From: someone BSO: 76-year-old man went door-to-door giving fake breast exams
sun-sentinel.com
Posted April 19 2006, 4:05 PM EDT
LAUDERDALE LAKES -- A 76-year-old man was arrested after going door-to-door and offering free breast exams, the Broward Sheriff's office said on Wednesday.
At least two women took him up on his proposal, said BSO spokesman Hugh Graf.
Here's what Graf said happened around 9 a.m. on Wednesday:
An elderly drove to an apartment complex near the 3200 block of Northwest 40th Street. He was carrying a black doctor's style bag when he walked up to a building and spotted a 36-year-old woman.
He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams. The woman let the man into her apartment and he began his exam. After touching the victim's breasts, the man moved his hand to her genitals and assaulted her. The woman quickly realized that the man not a real doctor and she called BSO.
The fake physician fled the apartment and found another breast exam victim nearby, this time a 33-year-old woman who lived in the same complex. She too said she was sexually assaulted. The man was arrested.
Investigators identified the suspect as Philip Winikoff, of Coconut Creek, and said he may have victimized other women who may be embarrassed about coming forward. They are asking those women to call Detective Joe Harris of the BSO Sex Crimes Unit at 954-321-4240.
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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04-19-2006 14:32
True. Maybe if I wore a shirt saying FBI: Female Body Inspector and offered that (me being a 23yr old geek) I'd maybe get rejected.
I still wouldn't try it, tho.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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04-19-2006 14:34
From: Burke Prefect True. Maybe if I wore a shirt saying FBI: Female Body Inspector and offered that (me being a 23yr old geek) I'd maybe get rejected.
I still wouldn't try it, tho. Seems you wouldn't in Lauderdale Lakes. Inspect Away!  .
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Festering Chickenwing
Registered User
Join date: 6 Feb 2006
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04-19-2006 14:40
From: Rose Karuna Would you let some COMPLETE stranger into your house claiming to be a doctor, and then let him touch your breasts??? Yes, I would. |
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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04-19-2006 14:44
From: Rose Karuna Seems you wouldn't in Lauderdale Lakes. Inspect Away! . Nah. I'm too shy in RL. |
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
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04-19-2006 15:03
From: Rose Karuna Would you let some COMPLETE stranger into your house claiming to be a doctor, and then let him touch your breasts??? You mean he was lying when he told me he was a real doctor??? Boy, am *I* embarassed.
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
Posts: 698
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04-19-2006 15:48
You whacky Floridians!
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David Valentino
Nicely Wicked
Join date: 1 Jan 2004
Posts: 2,941
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04-19-2006 15:48
I'd pay him to touch mine...
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Imp Ludovico
the impudent guttersnipe
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 121
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04-19-2006 16:27
I met someone wearing a t-shirt the other day, on the front it said "I Like Boobies!" and on the back it said something like "If you don't want to give yourself a breast exam, I'll be happy to do it for you!" It's been a while since I remembered to do it myself, so I almost took him up on it. |
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Moridin Unsung
Registered User
Join date: 9 Feb 2005
Posts: 42
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04-19-2006 23:05
Hate to say it but, how many Doctors make house calls nowdays?
Um DUH!
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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04-19-2006 23:11
Oh thank god! They found grandpa! We've been looking for him for 13 months!
*relieved*
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Maia Fackler
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Join date: 4 Apr 2006
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04-20-2006 05:16
It may be just me...but I pray that a strange man will come to my home offering me a free breast exam! :/
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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04-20-2006 05:37
<turns his head and coughs>
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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04-20-2006 05:38
From: Maia Fackler It may be just me...but I pray that a strange man will come to my home offering me a free breast exam! :/ Few men are stranger than me. What time shall I be there?  P2 |
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Marcus Moreau
frand
Join date: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 602
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04-20-2006 05:43
Now if only a female "doctor" would come around my area offering to do free testicular cancer exams. MM
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Marcus Moreau
Disenfranchised island owner...
"This statement is false."
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Maia Fackler
Registered User
Join date: 4 Apr 2006
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04-20-2006 05:45
Surprise me.
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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04-20-2006 05:50
From: Marcus Moreau Now if only a female "doctor" would come around my area offering to do free testicular cancer exams. MM Never too early to start getting regular prostate exams.
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Aaron Levy
Medicated Lately?
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,147
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04-20-2006 06:14
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
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04-20-2006 15:23
76 years old? I guess going door to door pretending to be a Dr is the new hobby for retired people...
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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04-20-2006 15:50
From: Maia Fackler It may be just me...but I pray that a strange man will come to my home offering me a free breast exam! :/ I really need to move to a town with women like this |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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04-20-2006 16:34
From: Maia Fackler It may be just me...but I pray that a strange man will come to my home offering me a free breast exam! :/ Address please. And nice av animation.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Victoria Rothschild
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Join date: 18 Apr 2006
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04-24-2006 00:29
From: Marcus Moreau Now if only a female "doctor" would come around my area offering to do free testicular cancer exams. MM Dr. Vicky... reporting for duty!! Drop 'em, boy! ~snaps her rubber glove~ |
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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04-24-2006 05:58
What I want to know is why was he arrested? It's not like he forced his way into houses. I say if someone comes to your door and offers you a free breast exam and you consent then you're a willing participant and have no grounds for a claim of abuse. Embarassment for being duped doesn't count. Go grandpa!
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Marcus Moreau
frand
Join date: 25 Dec 2004
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04-24-2006 06:00
From: Victoria Rothschild Dr. Vicky... reporting for duty!!
Drop 'em, boy! ~snaps her rubber glove~ /me has flashes of the scene in Road Trip... *shudder* MM
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Marcus Moreau
Disenfranchised island owner...
"This statement is false."
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
Join date: 3 May 2005
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04-24-2006 10:17
Nah, there's only one strange man I'd let examine my breasts... btw, wtf is wrong with Florida anyways? Has anyone figured this out yet?
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