In a surprise statement that shocked the world, U.S. President George W. Bush announced he has abandoned belief in God and ordered the immediate withdrawal of U.S. military forces from Iraq. When questioned as to what motivated these dramatic changes, President Bush replied, "Well, it was something I read in the Second Life forums while I was supposed to be working."
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 18:30
From the Washington Post, 11-4-05:
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Ellie Edo
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11-04-2005 19:40
Oh Good grief. Has Ulrika gifted you another of these dreadful self-adulatory quote-sigs that appear so often nowadays, Suezanne?
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 19:46
No, it was an insult, I cut out part of it to make it look like a highly improbable compliment.
I suppose I could exercise restraint in the forums, there's a first time for everything, so they say. Nah. _____________________
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blaze Spinnaker
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11-04-2005 19:52
heheheh
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 20:22
After all, I trained myself to spell Cristiano's name so well that I can't even type the "H" in Christian properly anymore. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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11-04-2005 20:44
God, your threads suck!
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blaze Spinnaker
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11-04-2005 20:56
I love painfully dry humour
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 21:03
SL atheist proselytizer recants!
Asked to express her view on who created the universe , a prominent SL former atheist replied in a cheery tone: Quote: God...! ~Ulrika~Win some, lose some. _____________________
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Daz Honey
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11-04-2005 21:14
Bush isn't spiritual to begin with, he just uses the Christian sheep who are fueled by hatred for gays etc to turn out and vote for the issues his evil lizard-man henchmen tell them to because as a group (maybe 4-10 million) they have clout.
He and his team of fascists (that means, litterally, corporate rule of the country) panders to the religious right but anyone but those same people can see that he is hardly a spiritual man. He doesn't go to church (ooh didn't hear that one before? go check) or read (and is so smug about his ignorance) or seem to have any curiosity, he simple does what he is told and then trys to cram as much personal enjoyment into his day. He is probably still a drinker and the whole religious conversion just a ruse to get those sheep to vote for whatever is necessary. _____________________
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Desmond Shang
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11-04-2005 21:21
If George W Bush were on these forums, I do believe we would recognise him by virtue of his grammar, spelling and cadence.
Unless he was too lazy to type it all in, and just sat back while someone did all the thinking and writing for him. Now if you would all excuse me, I'm going to go for a bag of pretzels. - Desmond W Shang _____________________
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 21:29
And God spoke to Ulrika, saying "Am I the ruler of the land and the firmament? Do you worship my awesome majesty?" And Ulrika replied:
You are the master .... I bow to you. ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Chip Midnight
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11-04-2005 21:44
I don't think Bush's book list extends much beyond My Pet Goat.
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-04-2005 22:01
while someone did all the thinking and writing for him. _____________________
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Lo Jacobs
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11-04-2005 22:24
I don't think Bush's book list extends much beyond My Pet Goat. Hahaha that made me chuckle for like 15 minutes. _____________________
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Kathmandu Gilman
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11-04-2005 22:41
I knew this had to be a joke because we all know Brother Bush is doing his damnedest to get the ball rolling on armagedon and the rapture so he and his fundamantalist supporters can get to heaven that much sooner. Spend the wealth of the nation on fruitless wars 'cuz the end is nieh, brother! $60 for a tank of gas is one of the first signs of the end. Repent!
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Hiro Pendragon
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11-04-2005 23:14
I knew this had to be a joke because we all know Brother Bush is doing his damnedest to get the ball rolling on armagedon... Kathmandu, if you're having difficulty spelling Armaggeddon, how in the heck do you think Bush could be involved in anything that complicated? _____________________
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Kathmandu Gilman
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11-04-2005 23:31
Kathmandu, if you're having difficulty spelling Armaggeddon, how in the heck do you think Bush could be involved in anything that complicated? Ahh, my irony isn't lost on you... _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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11-04-2005 23:37
Kathmandu, if you're having difficulty spelling Armaggeddon, how in the heck do you think Bush could be involved in anything that complicated? ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Hiro Pendragon
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11-05-2005 00:09
Ahh, my irony isn't lost on you... Thank you for the setup to the punchline.  Ha ha. That took me by surprise. Quite funny. ~Ulrika~ My pleasure. _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-05-2005 04:49
Suze, we are well aware that forum drama equates to masturbation. So what? You've never masturbated? Wasn't it enjoyable?
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11-05-2005 05:36
"*****. suezanne has finally come into her own with this brilliant performance. she delivers her lines convincingly with the maturity and balanced flair of the most seasoned of SL forum junkies." - jauani wu
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Blueman Steele
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it's a pun
11-05-2005 07:19
SL atheist proselytizer recants! Does that make you a proselytute? |
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Chip Midnight
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11-05-2005 09:01
Does that make you a proselytute? I think I have a new favorite word _____________________
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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11-05-2005 09:27
Does that make you a proselytute? I aint getting' paid, so I must not be a proselytute, amateurs are just proslutizers. They word proselytize hurts the spelling center of my brain every time I type it. _____________________
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11-05-2005 09:29
Might I suggest a little self-restraint ? What would that be called ? _____________________
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