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Ketra Saarinen

Whitelock 'Yena-gal

Join date: 1 Feb 2006

Posts: 676

04-24-2006 14:43

Hmm.. SO why is God pissed at SL?

Some may say it's because we're playing at being gods ourselves.. But should an Architect be upst at his child who plays with blocks?

No, I think the real reason is, we get to make things and completely bypass the messy stuff. I mean, do you think God really WANTED to work Poop into the equasion?

Owen Khan

It's all in the chin.

Join date: 30 Mar 2004

Posts: 43

04-24-2006 14:51

God is pissed because we made Intelligent Design come true in SL.

Camping chairs, Aimee Weber and Starax Statosky shall not be considered proof of the contrary.

Owen Khan

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Jellin Pico

Grumpy Oldbie

Join date: 3 Aug 2003

Posts: 1,037

04-24-2006 15:29

From: Lordfly Digeridoo

Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that?

Discuss!

Fortunately we can! In SL we have the ability to create our own god. True, it would take a ot of prims, but I'm sure we have builders who are up to the challenge.

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From: Trinity Serpentine

Jellin, you are soooooo FIC! Fabulous, Intelligent and Cute

Siggy Romulus

DILLIGAF

Join date: 22 Sep 2003

Posts: 5,711

04-24-2006 15:36

Bow down before the meal is served
Your gonna get a big desert.......

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From: Jesse Linden

I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread

Corvus Drake

Bedroom Spelunker

Join date: 12 Feb 2006

Posts: 1,456

04-24-2006 16:03

From: Jellin Pico

Fortunately we can! In SL we have the ability to create our own god. True, it would take a ot of prims, but I'm sure we have builders who are up to the challenge.

I have the perfect texture to build an enormous golden calf.....

Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

04-24-2006 16:14

From: Lordfly Digeridoo

Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that?

Discuss!

Two ways.

1) Follow the "rules" and find a better (or at least different) Eternal Reward.

Though there is the very real chance it would dissapoint, if you were still wanting money, alcohol, and wild women. You might get better at praising though, after the first few billion years.

2) Find a way to really, really like what you are gonna get anyway.

When life gives you daemons, make daemonade.

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Tre Giles

Registered User

Join date: 16 Dec 2005

Posts: 294

LMA- no.

04-24-2006 16:21

From: Haravikk Mistral

God hates SL because it won't run on his blue G3 iMac.

I think you forgot GOD has a PC, he really hates those macs

And people wonder why GOD had Bill Gates (bless his soul) born into this world.

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Neehai Zapata

Unofficial Parent

Join date: 8 Apr 2004

Posts: 1,970

04-24-2006 16:27

From: Lordfly Digeridoo

Why does God hate SL?

Proabably because of something you did.

Thanks for ruining it for everyone else!

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katykiwi Moonflower

Esquirette

Join date: 5 Dec 2003

Posts: 1,489

04-24-2006 17:17

From: Sera Cela

Was it really necessary to make another post that is just going to turn into a flame fest like the other one?

maybe

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Panther Farber

The rainbow colored furry

Join date: 11 Mar 2004

Posts: 119

04-24-2006 17:23

From: Lordfly Digeridoo

Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that?

Discuss!

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

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Meow

Vares Solvang

It's all Relative

Join date: 26 Jan 2005

Posts: 2,235

04-24-2006 17:25

From: Neehai Zapata

Proabably because of something you did.

Thanks for ruining it for everyone else!

Was it the Green Zombie Cubes of Death???

(you know that is NEVER going away, right?

)

G0D Hand

The Lord

Join date: 4 Apr 2006

Posts: 13

04-24-2006 17:27

From: someone

Why d0es G0d hate SL?

I d0 n0t hate it. I l0ve it I l0ve all...

Have a very g00d day..

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Gabe Lippmann

"Phone's ringing, Dude."

Join date: 14 Jun 2004

Posts: 4,219

04-24-2006 17:29

From: G0D Hand

I d0 n0t hate it. I l0ve it I l0ve all...

Have a very g00d day..

'bout time. What next?

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jrrdraco Oe

Insanity Fair

Join date: 28 Oct 2005

Posts: 372

04-24-2006 18:02

Well, easy to fix, GOD has no excuses basic SL account is free and I doubt they don´t sell Intel processors in heaven, so all we need is to find his account, maybe he´s under the name of Digeridoo or Midnight or something alike who knows?

Andurant Proudfoot

Registered User

Join date: 11 Jul 2004

Posts: 27

04-24-2006 21:49

There is no God: There is only absence of Linden....

G0D Hand

The Lord

Join date: 4 Apr 2006

Posts: 13

04-24-2006 22:12

From: Andurant Proudfoot

There is no G0d: There is only absence of Linden....

ummm...........

Have a very g00d day!!

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Sensual Casanova

Spoiled Brat

Join date: 28 Feb 2004

Posts: 4,807

04-25-2006 01:16

In God we trust!

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Cybin Monde

Resident Moderator (?)

Join date: 27 Jan 2004

Posts: 2,468

moved

04-26-2006 22:39

this thread has a conversation more fitting for the Off Topic forums in that it is not a discussion about SL as much as it is a meta-discussion about a concept which doesn't have much of a proper place (we're working on that one though). as such it has been moved from General to Off Topic.

Edit: did that make any sense?

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Starax Statosky

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04-26-2006 22:49

From: Cybin Monde

this thread has a conversation more fitting for the Off Topic forums in that it is not a discussion about SL as much as it is a meta-discussion about a concept which doesn't have much of a proper place (we're working on that one though). as such it has been moved from General to Off Topic.

Edit: did that make any sense?

Necromod!

Cybin Monde

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hmm..

04-26-2006 23:07

Necromod, huh? sounds like a groovy character name.. maybe i should make that in City of Heroes/Villains?

(and yeah, i know.. i'm catching up on some ARs from the past few days.. i've actually been doing things in.. what's it called again? ..oh yeah, "Real Life" *shudder*)

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"We, as developers, are doing the easy part – building the scaffolding for a new world. You, as the engines of creation, must breathe life into it."
- Philip Linden

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
- Willy Wonka (circa 1971)

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Magnum Serpentine

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Join date: 20 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,811

04-27-2006 01:26

From: Lordfly Digeridoo

Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that?

Discuss!

Good news,

I do not hate Second Life. so you all can stop saying God hates SL, Because... I don't.

Magnum Serpentine

Registered User

Join date: 20 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,811

04-27-2006 01:27

From: Starax Statosky

It must be annoying to spend seven days making a world for somebody and then watch them reject it and go and make their own.

No its not annoying... I call it progress. Nice to be immitated (SP) (Yes God makes spelling errors also)

Magnum Serpentine

Registered User

Join date: 20 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,811

04-27-2006 01:29

From: Haravikk Mistral

God hates SL because it won't run on his blue G3 iMac.

Not to worry, I have an HP IBM Type

Magnum Serpentine

Registered User

Join date: 20 Nov 2003

Posts: 1,811

04-27-2006 01:30

From: Nyx Divine

God hates SL because everytime the grid crashes it makes baby Jesus cry.

Uhhh one problem...

I don't have kids.

Jillian Callahan

Rotary-winged Neko Girl

Join date: 24 Jun 2004

Posts: 3,766

04-27-2006 01:30

One minor step away from being funny. The joke just needed a different teller.

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Why does God hate SL?
Ketra Saarinen Whitelock 'Yena-gal Join date: 1 Feb 2006 Posts: 676	04-24-2006 14:43 Hmm.. SO why is God pissed at SL? Some may say it's because we're playing at being gods ourselves.. But should an Architect be upst at his child who plays with blocks? No, I think the real reason is, we get to make things and completely bypass the messy stuff. I mean, do you think God really WANTED to work Poop into the equasion?
Owen Khan It's all in the chin. Join date: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 43	04-24-2006 14:51 God is pissed because we made Intelligent Design come true in SL. Camping chairs, Aimee Weber and Starax Statosky shall not be considered proof of the contrary. Owen Khan _____________________ Owen Khan
Jellin Pico Grumpy Oldbie Join date: 3 Aug 2003 Posts: 1,037	04-24-2006 15:29 From: Lordfly Digeridoo Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that? Discuss! Fortunately we can! In SL we have the ability to create our own god. True, it would take a ot of prims, but I'm sure we have builders who are up to the challenge. _____________________ It's Official! From: Trinity Serpentine Jellin, you are soooooo FIC! Fabulous, Intelligent and Cute
Siggy Romulus DILLIGAF Join date: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 5,711	04-24-2006 15:36 Bow down before the meal is served Your gonna get a big desert....... _____________________ The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals. From: Jesse Linden I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread
Corvus Drake Bedroom Spelunker Join date: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,456	04-24-2006 16:03 From: Jellin Pico Fortunately we can! In SL we have the ability to create our own god. True, it would take a ot of prims, but I'm sure we have builders who are up to the challenge. I have the perfect texture to build an enormous golden calf.....
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	04-24-2006 16:14 From: Lordfly Digeridoo Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that? Discuss! Two ways. 1) Follow the "rules" and find a better (or at least different) Eternal Reward. Though there is the very real chance it would dissapoint, if you were still wanting money, alcohol, and wild women. You might get better at praising though, after the first few billion years. 2) Find a way to really, really like what you are gonna get anyway. When life gives you daemons, make daemonade. _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Tre Giles Registered User Join date: 16 Dec 2005 Posts: 294	LMA- no. 04-24-2006 16:21 From: Haravikk Mistral God hates SL because it won't run on his blue G3 iMac. I think you forgot GOD has a PC, he really hates those macs And people wonder why GOD had Bill Gates (bless his soul) born into this world. _____________________ "The Dirt Gods Are Pleased" OMFG I FOUND HACKS TO SECONDLIFE ON GOOGLE??? Hacks!!!? Found on google lmao!
Neehai Zapata Unofficial Parent Join date: 8 Apr 2004 Posts: 1,970	04-24-2006 16:27 From: Lordfly Digeridoo Why does God hate SL? Proabably because of something you did. Thanks for ruining it for everyone else! _____________________ Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
katykiwi Moonflower Esquirette Join date: 5 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,489	04-24-2006 17:17 From: Sera Cela Was it really necessary to make another post that is just going to turn into a flame fest like the other one? maybe _____________________
Panther Farber The rainbow colored furry Join date: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 119	04-24-2006 17:23 From: Lordfly Digeridoo Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that? Discuss! BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT! _____________________ Meow
Vares Solvang It's all Relative Join date: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 2,235	04-24-2006 17:25 From: Neehai Zapata Proabably because of something you did. Thanks for ruining it for everyone else! Was it the Green Zombie Cubes of Death??? (you know that is NEVER going away, right? )
G0D Hand The Lord Join date: 4 Apr 2006 Posts: 13	04-24-2006 17:27 From: someone Why d0es G0d hate SL? I d0 n0t hate it. I l0ve it I l0ve all... Have a very g00d day.. _____________________ Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Gabe Lippmann "Phone's ringing, Dude." Join date: 14 Jun 2004 Posts: 4,219	04-24-2006 17:29 From: G0D Hand I d0 n0t hate it. I l0ve it I l0ve all... Have a very g00d day.. 'bout time. What next? _____________________ go to Nocturnal Threads
jrrdraco Oe Insanity Fair Join date: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 372	04-24-2006 18:02 Well, easy to fix, GOD has no excuses basic SL account is free and I doubt they don´t sell Intel processors in heaven, so all we need is to find his account, maybe he´s under the name of Digeridoo or Midnight or something alike who knows?
Andurant Proudfoot Registered User Join date: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 27	04-24-2006 21:49 There is no God: There is only absence of Linden....
G0D Hand The Lord Join date: 4 Apr 2006 Posts: 13	04-24-2006 22:12 From: Andurant Proudfoot There is no G0d: There is only absence of Linden.... ummm........... Have a very g00d day!! _____________________ Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Sensual Casanova Spoiled Brat Join date: 28 Feb 2004 Posts: 4,807	04-25-2006 01:16 In God we trust! _____________________ Sensual Designs & Animations Sensual Productions Teleport to Sensual Designs & Animations
Cybin Monde Resident Moderator (?) Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,468	moved 04-26-2006 22:39 this thread has a conversation more fitting for the Off Topic forums in that it is not a discussion about SL as much as it is a meta-discussion about a concept which doesn't have much of a proper place (we're working on that one though). as such it has been moved from General to Off Topic. Edit: did that make any sense? _____________________ "We, as developers, are doing the easy part – building the scaffolding for a new world. You, as the engines of creation, must breathe life into it." - Philip Linden "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." - Willy Wonka (circa 1971) SecondSpace (http://groups.myspace.com/secondspace) : MySpace group for SLers.
Starax Statosky Unregistered User Join date: 23 Dec 2003 Posts: 1,099	04-26-2006 22:49 From: Cybin Monde this thread has a conversation more fitting for the Off Topic forums in that it is not a discussion about SL as much as it is a meta-discussion about a concept which doesn't have much of a proper place (we're working on that one though). as such it has been moved from General to Off Topic. Edit: did that make any sense? Necromod!
Cybin Monde Resident Moderator (?) Join date: 27 Jan 2004 Posts: 2,468	hmm.. 04-26-2006 23:07 Necromod, huh? sounds like a groovy character name.. maybe i should make that in City of Heroes/Villains? (and yeah, i know.. i'm catching up on some ARs from the past few days.. i've actually been doing things in.. what's it called again? ..oh yeah, "Real Life" shudder) _____________________ "We, as developers, are doing the easy part – building the scaffolding for a new world. You, as the engines of creation, must breathe life into it." - Philip Linden "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." - Willy Wonka (circa 1971) SecondSpace (http://groups.myspace.com/secondspace) : MySpace group for SLers.
Magnum Serpentine Registered User Join date: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,811	04-27-2006 01:26 From: Lordfly Digeridoo Obviously we're all condemned to hell. Can we fix that? Discuss! Good news, I do not hate Second Life. so you all can stop saying God hates SL, Because... I don't.
Magnum Serpentine Registered User Join date: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,811	04-27-2006 01:27 From: Starax Statosky It must be annoying to spend seven days making a world for somebody and then watch them reject it and go and make their own. No its not annoying... I call it progress. Nice to be immitated (SP) (Yes God makes spelling errors also)
Magnum Serpentine Registered User Join date: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,811	04-27-2006 01:29 From: Haravikk Mistral God hates SL because it won't run on his blue G3 iMac. Not to worry, I have an HP IBM Type
Magnum Serpentine Registered User Join date: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,811	04-27-2006 01:30 From: Nyx Divine God hates SL because everytime the grid crashes it makes baby Jesus cry. Uhhh one problem... I don't have kids.
Jillian Callahan Rotary-winged Neko Girl Join date: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 3,766	04-27-2006 01:30 One minor step away from being funny. The joke just needed a different teller. _____________________

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