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Wuvme Karuna
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
12-12-2005 19:59
Bombs, Greifing, Stealing, Abusing, hurting, drama..

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SL TODAY??
Today, Dr.Wuv will talk about avie sex with you fellow avies!
First of all, Use it, but dont ABUSE IT!
Having avie sex in second life is a privilege not a right.

Things you should know:

- Always carry a prim condom! (available for free in your nearest telehub)
- Second Life babies, CRY! You dont want to carry a damn prim baby that does nothing but
cry, while you go shop for a new wig.

:eek: :eek: THE GOOD SIDE OF PREGNACY IN SL! :eek: :eek:

- You can always take the script of the crying baby
- Ill give it 10 days before you get bored with the kid, and it will be collecting dust in your inventory.
- Your boyfriend or hubby, will think its "Cute" for the first 30 minutes.
- WTF is a SL baby shower?!?


Got anything to add feel free!!!!! LOL
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
12-12-2005 20:02
What's funnier than a dead prim baby?
nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
12-12-2005 20:04
From: wuvme Karuna

Today, Dr.Wuv will talk about avie sex with you fellow avies!
First of all, Use it, but dont ABUSE IT!


My male parts keep falling off, why is that?
Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
12-12-2005 20:04
From: Soleil Mirabeau
What's funnier than a dead prim baby?

2 dead prim babies? :p
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Ayame Sapeur
~*Model Princess*~
Join date: 19 Sep 2005
Posts: 167
12-12-2005 20:04
Shes right kids.

I was living in the fast lane, and one night a mysterious mecha furry gorean came up to me and we did it. Next month, I was pregnant with an anomorphic cyborg dominatrix.

-Ayame Sapeur
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Chaya Vurdandi Mas, Illileri O Baksheesh, Tasya :)
Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
12-12-2005 20:04
From: Soleil Mirabeau
What's funnier than a dead prim baby?

Two dead prim babies?

In a box?
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MrNoCal Honey
Registered User
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 18
12-12-2005 20:05
Avie sex? Seriously?

No offense to those who partake in said ritual...but really? Avie sex? I'm so glad I have RL sex and don't need that. But then I never understood phone sex either.
Alazarin Mondrian
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Join date: 4 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,549
12-12-2005 20:06
What's the worst sex animation you ever used? Worst as in so badly animated you either cringed with embarrassment or howled out laughing?
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Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
12-12-2005 20:07
Phone sex is totally 2 years ago, now with rates going up, we need avie sex.. its included in your internet bill.. /duh
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Middy Mysterio
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Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 53
avie sex
12-12-2005 20:08
I have nothing against avie sex. But I also have nothing against not avie sex. Try going avie celibate it will rock your world. Join the Celibacy Group.
Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 4,304
12-12-2005 20:08
From: Nolan Nash
Two dead prim babies?

In a box?

for sale?
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
12-12-2005 20:08
From: Soleil Mirabeau
What's funnier than a dead prim baby?


Dead prim baby worn on n00bs head?
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Usagi Musashi
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Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6,083
12-12-2005 20:08
Tis the season to be stupid alallalalalalal
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Lorelei Patel
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Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
12-12-2005 20:09
From: MrNoCal Honey
Avie sex? Seriously?

No offense to those who partake in said ritual...but really? Avie sex? I'm so glad I have RL sex and don't need that. But then I never understood phone sex either.



Oh come now, don't play all innocent with us.
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Broadly offensive.
Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
12-12-2005 20:09
From: nimrod Yaffle
My male parts keep falling off, why is that?


Only Philly will answer that!

Everyone was born with no genitals :(
Thank god for Green fate!
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Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
12-12-2005 20:11
back in my day.. we had to have avie sex with transparent boxes and tricking the fly option.. none of this fancy animation crap. bleh! :mad:


:p
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*hugs everyone*
Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
12-12-2005 20:12
Okay fine!

LOL i lost my SL virginity in a furniture store when i was 1 day old..
ROFL it was at GRACE MART ROFL
SEcond floor, red heart bed. (STill there today)

Lets just say, i went to get a sofa, and came back empty handed.... :D

I CONFESS DAMN IT!
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Destiny Teazle
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Posts: 32
Ut Oh :o
12-12-2005 20:14
*edited*
MrNoCal Honey
Registered User
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 18
12-12-2005 20:14
From: Lorelei Patel
Oh come now, don't play all innocent with us.


/me walks away quietly hoping nobody discovers his Atari 2600 sex game cartridges collecting dust in the attic :cool:
Pendari Lorentz
Senior Member
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,372
12-12-2005 20:15
From: MrNoCal Honey
/me walks away quietly hoping nobody discovers his Atari 2600 sex game cartridges collecting dust in the attic :cool:



OMG!! You too?? I have Porky's :D :D
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*hugs everyone*
Zeta Riva
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Join date: 9 May 2005
Posts: 66
12-12-2005 20:19
From: MrNoCal Honey
Avie sex? Seriously?

No offense to those who partake in said ritual...but really? Avie sex? I'm so glad I have RL sex and don't need that. But then I never understood phone sex either.


I agree, of course I'm asexaul period, but I don't see a point in Avie sex at all. Heck phone sex is an improvement at least you get to clearly HEAR some one stroking your ego while you're doing the same to something else..

Other then reproduction, sex is such a waste of time, and the more ways that come to be to engage in sexual behavior the more time is wasted on it..........
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Pendari Lorentz
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12-12-2005 20:20
Here is the new gal I'm stalking. :D :o

Me looking over her shoulder:
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Usagi Musashi
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Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6,083
12-12-2005 20:21
Tis the seaso to be horny.............alallal lalal la
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Lamebot Lameth
Registered User
Join date: 29 Oct 2005
Posts: 4
12-12-2005 20:22
Forget avi sex. I detach pants and underpants, attach sheep to pelvis, and then turn on my hump animation.




Oh yeah, then I teleport to populated mature sims.
Middy Mysterio
Registered User
Join date: 3 Feb 2004
Posts: 53
12-12-2005 20:24
From: Pendari Lorentz
back in my day.. we had to have avie sex with transparent boxes and tricking the fly option.. none of this fancy animation crap. bleh! :mad:


:p

and we LOVED IT!
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