"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-15-2006 10:33
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Lord Wishbringer
Registered User
Join date: 3 Dec 2004
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03-15-2006 10:36
"wheres the frikken donuts"
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-15-2006 11:47
Just makes me think of all the stupid criminal stories... lol
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
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03-15-2006 11:53
"wheres the frikken donuts" *sigh* Contrary to popular belief, a great majority of cops do not hang out at donut shops or carry boxes of them in their patrol cars. They do have a coffee addiction I have noticed. At least all the ones that my husband works with. "You want your money back? Here's a quarter." As said by a deputy when some lady screamed at him that he had to do whatever she wanted since she paid his salary with her tax dollars. I got to see that, I was in the office at the time and it was HILARIOUS. She shut up and left. |
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
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03-15-2006 11:57
Just noticed your avatar title thingy creami, congrats
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Lord Wishbringer
Registered User
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03-15-2006 11:58
My comment was tongue in cheek. I didn't mean any offence by it. My ex was a police officer. I always used to wind her up by asking that. heh
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
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03-15-2006 12:12
*sigh* Contrary to popular belief, a great majority of cops do not hang out at donut shops or carry boxes of them in their patrol cars. They do have a coffee addiction I have noticed. At least all the ones that my husband works with. "You want your money back? Here's a quarter." As said by a deputy when some lady screamed at him that he had to do whatever she wanted since she paid his salary with her tax dollars. I got to see that, I was in the office at the time and it was HILARIOUS. She shut up and left. hehee I was in Boston visiting my sister and we went by a Dunkin Donuts - with about 8 cops in it... I think they were between shifts and it was frickin COLD outside.. but it didn't help the stereotype  _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-15-2006 12:15
hehee I was in Boston visiting my sister and we went by a Dunkin Donuts - with about 8 cops in it... I think they were between shifts and it was frickin COLD outside.. but it didn't help the stereotype You are so wrong hippy(sp? maybe, maybe not )There was obviously a 10-11 in progress. _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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03-15-2006 12:23
You are so wrong hippy(sp? maybe, maybe not )There was obviously a 10-11 in progress. I thought that was a 7-11  DER!!! _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
Join date: 18 Aug 2004
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03-15-2006 13:15
'ello 'ello 'ello 'ello
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Sally Rosebud
the girl next door
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03-15-2006 13:17
You are so wrong hippy(sp? maybe, maybe not )You really shouldn't call people fat Leck  btw it's HIPPIE!!! sheesh _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:26
from some dictionary or other ...
hip•py 1 noun & adjective variant spelling of hippie . _____________________
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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03-15-2006 13:35
from some dictionary or other ... hip•py 1 noun & adjective variant spelling of hippie . From the forums: Der, Hippie _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:41
looks like it might be time to repeat ...
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:42
what's goin'on'ere then ?
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
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03-15-2006 13:42
"where's the bloody kebab shop"
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
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03-15-2006 13:43
On my way to school today:
"You been clocked going 40 in a 30 MPH zone..."  _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:44
... you must remember British coppers didn't used to carry guns, so they had to pretend to be stupid. (except most of them weren't pretending
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
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03-15-2006 13:48
what's goin'on'ere then ? /waves at Lauk yet again as she totally ignored my first wave _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
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03-15-2006 13:51
/waves at Lauk yet again as she totally ignored my first wave oo! oo! over here ! over here ! oo! oo! ::jumps up and down waving !:: _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:52
On my way to school today: "You been clocked going 40 in a 30 MPH zone..." They only used to tell me I'd been clocked ... _____________________
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Laukosargas Svarog
Angel ?
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03-15-2006 13:55
you glad to see me or is that a truncheon ?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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03-15-2006 14:01
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" There's Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Donald and Daisy Duck.... what the hell is Goofy? Yes, I just watched Stand by Me. _____________________
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
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03-15-2006 15:38
Thanks Lucifer.
Cops in Dunkin' Donuts is bad. I bought my mom a bumper sticker for her Jeep that says 'BAD COP! NO DONUT!' and my uncle was not amused. He is also a deputy. I threatened to get another one and stick it on his patrol car if he didn't stop giving her a hard time. |
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
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03-15-2006 16:19
The first guy I ever had sex with was a cop.
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