Festivus comes but once a year and it is time to air our grievances!
My first grievance: You people need to stop dilly-dalling around at the mall acting like tards making me pretend to be Barry Sanders dodging and weaving my way through your larthagic asses to get my Christmas shopping done!
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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12-23-2005 10:42
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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
Posts: 478
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12-23-2005 12:06
My Second Gievance: Why do you people turn on your turning signal while you are turning? Do you think the car doesn't turn without it! A word of wisdom, turn the signal on before you turn not while you are turning!
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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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12-23-2005 12:11
Obsessions can be great, are you gonna bring up Chuck Norris in a grievance too?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-23-2005 12:12
I hate those @sswipes who DON'T use their signal AT ALL. You hear that, mom?! Use your damn signal!
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
Posts: 478
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12-23-2005 12:15
My third Grievance: People who ask questions in this thread without stating a grievance!
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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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12-23-2005 12:16
Well, here's my grievance: snow looks so warm but feels so cold.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 12:16
I have a grievance with people who turn when it's not safe to turn. Yes, you Mr. young man in the nice car who is trying to pretend you don't see my arms up in the classic "W" shape (for "What the hell???"
 right before you get T-Boned by an oncoming car going 40 mph that you couldn't see around my car because IT WASN'T SAFE TO TURN, blocking 2 lanes of traffic!_____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 12:18
I have a grievance with trucks from Mexico driving in America. Normally foreign drivers are okay, but I've particularly noticed that Mexican plates == all rules out the window.
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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12-23-2005 12:21
My Fourth Grievance: People that don't know what a wipe wash is! So I show them
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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 12:22
I have a grievance with TWO-WAY streets in some suburban californian neighborhoods that only have enough room for ONE CAR to drive after people have parked their cars at the curb. Wtf is up with that?
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Jonquille Noir
Lemon Fresh
Join date: 17 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,025
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12-23-2005 16:44
People that get up to the order-box at a drive-through without any idea of what they want, or possibly even what food is, and they have to sit there staring at the menu and picking their nose for half an hour while a line piles up behind them. It's Taco Bell! You're going to get the same shit just folded into different shapes anyway! Pick something and go!
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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12-23-2005 16:53
Amercans, who for some reason have the inability to spontaniously create *one* line at a place and have the next person go to the next available window, and instead create one line for *each* window.
This may occur elsewhere, but I haven't been many places to observe. _____________________
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Enoch Lameth
Where're my pants?
Join date: 1 Nov 2005
Posts: 131
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12-23-2005 17:00
I'm tired of getting carded for clubs, smokes, and beer. Sure, it is a nice compliment, but after a decade of the same exchange every single time I need nicotine or alcohol, I kinda want to slap some people around.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-23-2005 17:03
Amercans, who for some reason have the inability to spontaniously create *one* line at a place and have the next person go to the next available window, and instead create one line for *each* window. This may occur elsewhere, but I haven't been many places to observe. Survival of the fittest. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 17:05
I have a grievance with people whose identity solely rests on being aggressive, recursive ignorance engines.
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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12-23-2005 17:08
I have a grievance with people whose identity solely rests on being aggressive, recursive ignorance engines. Shut up, fool. This is a joke. _____________________
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
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12-23-2005 17:13
I would like my stapler back, and I haven't received my paycheck yet.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 17:39
Shut up, fool. This is a joke. What? You want to do feats of strength? That's what I thought. _____________________
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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12-23-2005 17:41
What? You want to do feats of strength? That's what I thought. I challenge you to the feats of strength! Try to pin me, come on! *flexes* _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-23-2005 17:43
I challenge you to the feats of strength! Try to pin me, come on! *flexes* Urgh... Damn, you've got some real meathooks on you. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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12-23-2005 17:47
Urgh... Damn, you've got some real meathooks on you. You can only decline if you have something better to do... Since you're here on the forums i'll assume not. _____________________
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
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12-23-2005 17:49
I have another grievance!
Pecan Pie. I mean... what's the big deal? It's a bunch of nuts and sugar, whoopdie freaking do. If it was nuts and no sugar no one would like it. People like Cherry and Apple on their own, so with the addition of the sugar they taste better than ever! _____________________
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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12-23-2005 21:12
My Fifth Grievance is: The way you people wait in line for over an hour to get your car washed in the automatic wash because you are too fat and lazy to use the self service car washes 15 feet away!
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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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Kevn Klein
God is Love!
Join date: 5 Nov 2004
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12-23-2005 21:23
Arrogant people who think they know everything, and get upset when others reject their "facts"! But I'm slowly learning to be accepting of even the most prideful.
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 583
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12-23-2005 21:37
people who think their car deserves 2 parking spaces
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