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Do Gideons Exist?

Do Gideons exist? (multiple choice)

Gideons exist.
13 (36.1%)

Gideons do not exist.
3 (8.3%)

I have seen a Gideon.
11 (30.6%)

I have not seen a Gideon.
9 (25.0%)

Total votes: 36
Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 11:56
I have never seen a Gideon, nor do I know anyone who has seen one. Do they even exist? Are they a small secular cult who have made up for a lack of manpower with a singular goal to stay in every motel room ever built? Are they a secret society of hotel maids? Are they members of the Masonic Lodge and get the books placed in every hotel room because they own the hotel companies? Are they a few rich individuals who pay hotel owners to place their books for them? Why don't we ever see people with armfuls of bibles going into hotels to distribute them?

Have YOU seen a Gideon?
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Kurgan Asturias
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11-02-2005 11:59
Yes, They exist. I have seen several.

Gidoens website with pictures even...
Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 12:03
Websites can be faked. Reference: Bonsai Kittens
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Kurgan Asturias
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11-02-2005 12:05
From: Chance Abattoir
Websites can be faked. Reference: Bonsai Kittens
True, but I stated that I have seen them (in person, even shook hands).
Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 12:08
Tell us your story. Was it in your hotel room?
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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11-02-2005 12:08
Maybe they're like elves.

~Ulrika~
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Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 12:10
They steal black people's music and repackage it for a white consumer audience?
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Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 12:10
Oh... ELVES.
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Rose Karuna
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11-02-2005 12:21
I drank a Gideon and Tonic once. It was a little bitter tasting. :p

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Euterpe Roo
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11-02-2005 12:25
Perhaps Gideons are like Santa--they don't come 'round until you are asleep; they leave gifts for those who believe; they are invisible most of the year.
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11-02-2005 12:31
I have seen a Gideon, in fact I've seen a few. It was around the beginning of the semester. They were distributing bibles on campus. One of those New Testament with Psalms and Proverbs deals. One of them, a middle aged man, offered me a bible. I took one, thanked the guy and left. All in all a pleasant experience.
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Ghoti Nyak
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11-02-2005 12:34
From: Chance Abattoir
Oh... ELVES.


LOL

-Ghoti
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Kendra Bancroft
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11-02-2005 12:34
They live on Gideon's Island.
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11-02-2005 12:37
This is Gideon ridiculous, ppl ...
Lecktor Hannibal
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11-02-2005 12:37
From: Kendra Bancroft
They live on Gideon's Island.

:D
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Kurgan Asturias
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11-02-2005 12:57
From: Chance Abattoir
Tell us your story. Was it in your hotel room?
No, no hotel room...

The first was at our church. He was totally out of place with his suite and tie, but most people are shocked when they come to our church (my mom almost left). We dress in shorts, jeans, sweats (our preacher had his normal Hawaiian shirt and shorts that day). He asked if anyone would like to donate their time distributing Bibles in our area. I live in a live entertainment destination, so there are a lot of hotel rooms to distribute to (about 18,000). The also offered our church Bibles for those that show up without one.

The second was at a men's retreat. He was just there to fellowship with others.

Both experiences were quite good.
Ghoti Nyak
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11-02-2005 13:02
They occasionally pass out their little bibles outside the medical school where I work. Seem like nice enough people.

What we really need is Evolutionists standing outside churches passing out copies of Origin of Species.

-Ghoti
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Kendra Bancroft
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11-02-2005 13:03
From: Chance Abattoir
Tell us your story. Was it in your hotel room?



Dear Penthouse,

I had to relate this to you in letterform. Several nights ago I was just settling into a good nights sleep when all of a sudden there was a knock on my hotelroom door...
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11-02-2005 13:03
From: Ghoti Nyak
They occasionally pass out their little bibles outside the medical school where I work. Seem like nice enough people.

What we really need is Evolutionists standing outside churches passing out copies of Origin of Species.

-Ghoti



No! trained chimps!!!! That would be soooooo awesome!
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Ghoti Nyak
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11-02-2005 13:36
From: Kendra Bancroft
No! trained chimps!!!! That would be soooooo awesome!


LOL! Okay, I like your plan better. :D

-Ghoti
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Kevn Klein
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11-02-2005 13:40
From: Ghoti Nyak
They occasionally pass out their little bibles outside the medical school where I work. Seem like nice enough people.

What we really need is Evolutionists standing outside churches passing out copies of Origin of Species.

-Ghoti


Yes yes, the gideons pass out their religious books and the evolutionists pass out their's.. Seems fair to me :)
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11-02-2005 13:54
From: Kendra Bancroft
No! trained chimps!!!! That would be soooooo awesome!


:D

-Ghoti
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Kurgan Asturias
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11-02-2005 14:04
From: Kevn Klein
Yes yes, the gideons pass out their religious books and the evolutionists pass out their's.. Seems fair to me :)
Hmmm.

Isn't that what school is for?

Doesn't this belie what others have said in the 'science' threads about science not trying to take away from religion?
Lecktor Hannibal
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11-02-2005 14:05
From: Kurgan Asturias
Hmmm.

Isn't that what school is for?

Doesn't this belie what others have said in the 'science' threads about science not trying to take away from religion?

Probably but it doesn't detract from the humour value.
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Chance Abattoir
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11-02-2005 14:09
From: Kurgan Asturias
No, no hotel room...

The first was at our church. He was totally out of place with his suite and tie, but most people are shocked when they come to our church (my mom almost left).



I understand completely. Anyone who travels by suite would shock even me. This guy must've been wealthier than Trump.

Btw, when I'm Tzar of Earth and the outlying provinces, I'm totally travelling by suite.
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