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Kevn Klein
God is Love!
Join date: 5 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,422
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11-26-2005 16:22
Does God think Telehubs are good or bad?
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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11-26-2005 17:02
I'm not sure She cares, having Her own P2P abilities already.
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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11-26-2005 21:33
Hail Eris, and Praise Bob
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Susie Boffin
Certified Nutcase
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,151
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11-26-2005 21:38
Please see my posts in General to see my opinion about telehubs.
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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11-26-2005 21:40
He is very much on the fence.. If he's heard of them at all.. Hes (or shes) a busy guy/gal..
Me: Hey God, Hows it Hanging? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: Do you aprove of telehubs? God: I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. Me: Well do you think they are good, or bad? God: How about that. As far as I know they are. Me: They're what? God: what are they. Me: Good. Or Bad? God: Alright then. What was bad? Me: Do you think telehubs are bad? God: It depends on what you mean by thinking. Me: Do you think telehubs are good? God: It depends on what you mean by thinking. Me: What do you think of telehubs? God: I haven't heard of telehubs. Me: Do you think we should continue to use telehubs? God: You should do what is best for you. Chat with god _____________________
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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11-26-2005 22:45
Question is: What would Jesus do, P2P or Telehub?
Answer: neither. He is *everywhere*. So... let's follow his glorious example. Everyone, buy 64m in every sim and put up scanners. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
Join date: 10 Jun 2004
Posts: 6,382
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11-26-2005 22:54
The question is moot. God does not exist.
~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Moss Talamasca
Serpent & Thistle
Join date: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 367
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11-26-2005 23:10
Yea, Verily.
Give me P2P or give me slack or kill me. |
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Travis Lambert
White dog, red collar
Join date: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,819
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11-26-2005 23:36
I agree, Zap - he seems quite confused over the whole matter:
 Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Travis God: What's up, Travis. Me: Oh, Not much. Say, I wanted to talk to you about telehubs God: Really. Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding). OK. "You wanted to talk to me about telehubs.". Me: Yes. I know you've been getting a lot of questions lately God: Ahem. How about earlier? Do you think I should tone it down? Me: That's up to you. You are god, after all. God: How far up? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god after all. Me: I wont mind. But Ulrika might take issue with that. God: What will you do instead? Sounds like a plan. Me: I think I'll ask you about Telehubs. God: You believe that? You can ask me anything you want. Me: Ok - here goes: Are Telehubs evil? God: Oh there. Alright then. Me: Telehubs are evil? God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: Such as? God: For example, a tomato. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: Well, thanks God. This has been very enlightening. God: Well that's okay. You are quite welcome! GOD rules. I am glad you enjoyed it. _____________________
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Logan Bauer
Inept Adept
Join date: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 2,237
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11-26-2005 23:40
I know the flying spaghetti monster supports changing the telehubs into high-speed subterranian meatball transit stations, a system of subways loaded with marinara sauce.
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Jillian Callahan
Rotary-winged Neko Girl
Join date: 24 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,766
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11-27-2005 02:07
I know the flying spaghetti monster supports changing the telehubs into high-speed subterranian meatball transit stations, a system of subways loaded with marinara sauce. _____________________
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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11-27-2005 04:49
As the official Messenger of God, I have come to deliver the answer to your question.
Over a cup of Nescafe this morning I asked God if he approved of Telehubs. Now for those who do not know, you cannot simply ask God for a yes or no answer and expect to receive it. Any question is met with a response time of hours (if not days) and it is my responsibility to translate that into a message for the masses. So, the answer to your question is as follows. God does approve of telehubs under the following circumstances. 1. All telehubs shall not contains graven images of God. 2. All telehubs shall not to be used on Sunday, which is a day of rest. 3. One shall not to eat shellfish while while using or within one hour of using a telehub. 4. Under no circumstances shall anal sex be allowed on or near a telehub. 5. All telehubs shall be deemed by proxy the creation of God as he is the ultimate creator of everything. 6. All landmarks near telehubs shall be deemed by proxy the creation of God as he is the ultimate creator of everything. 7. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors telehub. 8. Thou shall honor the telehub and keep it holy. 9. Jews shall use the telehub only as transportation back to the Holy Land in preparation for the apocolyse. 10. Philip Linden must spend some "quality time" with Neehai Zapata at a clothing optional resort of Neehai's choosing within the next month. Failure to follow this last but most important rule will result in complete and total damnationof all residents of Second Life and their families. Those are the rules guys. Remember, I am only the messenger. I do not question His word, I only paraphrase it. _____________________
Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
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Foolish Frost
Grand Technomancer
Join date: 7 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,433
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11-27-2005 06:02
As the official Messenger of God, I have come to deliver the answer to your question. Those are the rules guys. Remember, I am only the messenger. I do not question His word, I only paraphrase it. Excuse ME? When did I give YOU the right to speak for ME? Get your seraphim ars back to the choir and sing the tune I created you to! <readies a smite and watches> Or are you WANTING to visit lucy in the garbage dump? |
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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11-27-2005 06:36
Excuse ME? When did I give YOU the right to speak for ME? Get your seraphim ars back to the choir and sing the tune I created you to! <readies a smite and watches> Or are you WANTING to visit lucy in the garbage dump? This is a very good example of the stuff I filter out for the masses. As you can see, the greater message can get a little lost in these power trips. If you ever wondered how thankless this job is, now you know. _____________________
Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
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Garnet Psaltery
Walking on the Moon
Join date: 12 Apr 2005
Posts: 913
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11-27-2005 06:47
Pah! Worship. I can take it or leave it. No-one ever thinks to leave me offerings of chocolate.
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Foolish Frost
Grand Technomancer
Join date: 7 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,433
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11-27-2005 06:49
Pah! Worship. I can take it or leave it. No-one ever thinks to leave me offerings of chocolate. Tell me about it. All I ever get is either blame or thanks for stuff I don't even give a bless about. Go figure... |
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Ledje Gorky
Registered User
Join date: 1 Jun 2005
Posts: 126
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11-27-2005 09:22
I woud rather know what Satan has to say about this.
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
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11-27-2005 09:45
I woud rather know what Satan has to say about this. Personally, i couldn't care less..... As long as I can get from where I am to where I want to be |
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Foolish Frost
Grand Technomancer
Join date: 7 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,433
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11-27-2005 14:38
Personally, i couldn't care less..... As long as I can get from where I am to where I want to be Hey Lucy, how's it hang'in? |
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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11-28-2005 09:18
Question is: What would Jesus do, P2P or Telehub? Answer: neither. Jesus would walk everywhere... well, the occasional donkey ride, but thats it! _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
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11-28-2005 09:28
This is only because Jesus didn't have a bicycle.
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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11-28-2005 09:35
Jesus would have totally ridden a moped.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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11-28-2005 09:54
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
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11-28-2005 10:30
Westboro Baptist Church gets into the act:
-Ghoti _____________________
"Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." ~ H.P. Lovecraft
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
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11-28-2005 16:26
Of course God hates telehubs. Haven't you heard he supports Intelligent Design?
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