Next time you're in a hotel, take or destroy the bible.
~Ulrika~
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
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10-31-2005 20:08
Next time you're in a hotel, take or destroy the bible.
~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Kurgan Asturias
Apologist
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10-31-2005 20:10
Next time you're in a hotel, take or destroy the bible. ~Ulrika~ ![]() |
Paolo Portocarrero
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10-31-2005 20:23
I'd retort with, 'Next time you're in a hotel, take or destroy the The Origin of Species ,' but dammit, the anti-Gideons don't bother to place that title, these days... Isn't that weird?
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Moss Talamasca
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10-31-2005 20:28
You can strike at the symptoms all you like, it won't affect the disease.
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Kevn Klein
God is Love!
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10-31-2005 20:49
This from a self-proclaimed intellectual? What's next, "Key an SUV"? Oh, done that one already... lol
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Devlin Gallant
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10-31-2005 20:53
Did someone have a psychotic break?
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Kendra Bancroft
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10-31-2005 21:00
This from a self-proclaimed intellectual? What's next, "Key an SUV"? Oh, done that one already... lol Why? What's so wrong about taking it? _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
Magnanimous in Victory
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10-31-2005 21:01
Every time someone takes a bible, the world gets a little smarter.
~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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10-31-2005 21:03
The little crinkly pages are perfect for packing dishes in boxes during a move or getting the fireplace going.
~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Kevn Klein
God is Love!
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10-31-2005 21:03
Every time someone takes a bible, the world gets a little smarter. ~Ulrika~ Are you a book burner, or do you mean the world gets smarter by reading the Bible? |
Kendra Bancroft
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10-31-2005 21:07
The little crinkly pages are perfect for packing dishes in boxes during a move or getting the fireplace going. ~Ulrika~ I hollowed mine out to keep condoms in. _____________________
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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10-31-2005 21:08
I hollowed mine out to keep condoms in. ![]() ~Ulrika~ _____________________
Chik-chik-chika-ahh
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Ulrika Zugzwang
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10-31-2005 21:14
Alternative uses for a bible. A little base but amusing nonetheless.
![]() http://www.byz.org/~overbored/uses.html ~Ulrika~ _____________________
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Fairge Kinsella
Gravity isn't so serious!
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10-31-2005 21:19
I'm a firm believer in using books as insulation, but that's when you have floor to ceiling shelves. Besides, bits of the King James are so very pretty, surely it isn't the book's fault if people take it too seriously?
What about leaving a copy of "The Death of the Author" instead? ![]() _____________________
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Christopher Omega
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10-31-2005 21:34
Im for not destroying the property of others, no matter how influential it may seem...
The bible is a useful as a bedtime storybook if you skip over the killing and sex references. ![]() ==Chris _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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11-01-2005 01:27
I would love to, but my unamerican country doesnt do silly things like waste resources on free bibles. Tell you what. If you see a bible, RECYCLE the damn paper.
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Alexa Hope
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11-01-2005 03:52
Kurgan said it all.
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Seth Kanahoe
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11-01-2005 05:27
Don't destroy Bibles. That's not right.
Take them to you local library and file them under "fiction - anthologies." Or place them next to other fictional bibles, like Atlas Shrugged, Shardik, or The Da Vinci Code. _____________________
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Garnet Psaltery
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11-01-2005 05:27
Next time you're in a hotel, take or destroy the bible. ~Ulrika~ Is this trolling or are you genuinely intolerant? _____________________
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Malachi Petunia
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11-01-2005 05:37
Is this trolling or are you genuinely intolerant? _____________________
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Malachi Petunia
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11-01-2005 05:56
The bible is a useful as a bedtime storybook if you skip over the killing and sex references. ![]() And remember: books don't make people stupid, people make people stupid. ![]() _____________________
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Ghoti Nyak
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11-01-2005 06:02
Meh. Destroying books is wrong.
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Liona Clio
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11-01-2005 06:14
Y'know, there's got to be something done about the Atheistic Fundmentalists on this board. I say we get them liquored up on the drinks of their choice.
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Damian Baphomet
SLuuuuurp !
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11-01-2005 06:21
well in my country (and as a hotel manager I can certify it
![]() ![]() But in you young rebel days I would just have ripped off the cover and replaced the book by a porn novel ![]() ![]() |
Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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11-01-2005 06:22
Next time you should see an Ulrika, register your disgust by burning her and keying her baby.
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