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Lo Jacobs
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03-24-2006 10:48
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Lucifer Baphomet
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03-24-2006 10:51
Summary: Snakes on a Plane stars Samuel L. Jackson as an FBI agent who is escorting an eye witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when a crimelord sets in motion the release of hundreds of deadly snakes on the commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness before he can testify against him. The FBI agent must protect his witness while banding together with the pilot, frightened crew and passengers in a desperate attempt to survive. Sounds like shit on a stick to me. _____________________
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-24-2006 10:55
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
I passed this one around the office. It's a great feeling when you can give someone the repeat giggles for the next four hours.  _____________________
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Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
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03-24-2006 10:58
Greatest. Movie. Ever. I passed this one around the office. It's a great feeling when you can give someone the repeat giggles for the next four hours. Ah, its in the "So bad, its good" category then? _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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03-24-2006 11:00
"Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane"."
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Soleil Mirabeau
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Join date: 6 Oct 2005
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03-24-2006 11:13
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Soleil Mirabeau
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Join date: 6 Oct 2005
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03-24-2006 11:20
"VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...
FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket. On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat. TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr... (CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson. THE SNAKE: Sssssssss." Hahhahahahhahahhha |
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Soleil Mirabeau
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Join date: 6 Oct 2005
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03-24-2006 11:21
Proposed taglines for the movie from the IMDB:
Quote: by - JPMoney2k1 I like taglines that are shorter than the title itself. "Snakes. Plane." Quote: by - timspc The Captain has turned off the No Slithering Sign Quote: by - buchowski On A Plane, No One Can Hear You Hiss. Quote: by - fbranson "Join the mile die club" "now boarding rows a through sssss" Quote: "A snake in a plane is worth two on the ground." |
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
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03-24-2006 11:25
I can't stop laughing
Snakes on a Plane is about snakes .... ON A PLANE _____________________
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Soleil Mirabeau
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03-24-2006 11:35
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Lo Jacobs
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03-24-2006 11:36
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Ananda Sandgrain
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03-24-2006 11:37
 I first saw this a couple months ago and was sure it was just a spoof.  _____________________
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Burke Prefect
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Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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03-24-2006 12:36
This has Animated Series written all over it.
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
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03-24-2006 12:40
As if people aren't already freaked out enough when they fly lately.
 Freakin Snakes on a Plane Now.... LMAO _____________________
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Aliasi Stonebender
Return of Catbread
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
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03-24-2006 12:45
It's SNAKES. On a PLANE. It's a refreshingly honest low-budget action flick. (The sad thing is, the plot is actually fairly reasonable; shooting a witness on a plane attract attention, but some caged snakes for a zoo or something getting loose? Hey, accidents happen!) _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
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03-24-2006 13:20
The.. Snakes on a plane? Snakes, but on a plane?
Coming soon: Spiders (in a microlite) Lizards (on a hang glider) Tigers (in a helicopter) Animals taking flying to a WHOLE new level! _____________________
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Dizzy Mandala
Spin Spin Sugar
Join date: 8 Feb 2004
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03-24-2006 14:15
Lemurs On A Dirigible!
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Siobhan OFlynn
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Join date: 19 Aug 2003
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03-24-2006 14:17
Lemurs On A Dirigible! Now THAT I'd pay money to see! _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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03-24-2006 14:54
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Introvert Petunia
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Join date: 11 Sep 2004
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great, what do I do between now and mid-August?
03-24-2006 15:38
I really thought I knew the face of abject fear until I considered snakes, not just in the wild, but on an airplane!
 Okay, so I'll just have to wait five more months until the UK release, but it is some relief to know that they have already started pre-production for Snakes on a Plane 2: More Snakes which is widely expected to have even more snakes than the original. I can almost picture the phone call: "Hey, Carol, this is Ronny over at New Line? Our director for Snakes on a Plane left in the middle of filming because of 'artistic differences', can you hook me up with someone who was a second unit director on Deep Blue Sea and was a stuntman in Smokey and the Bandit II? I think someone like that could really turn this picture around. Okay, thanks, let me know what you find, great, really, thanks, yeah we should do lunch sometime." |
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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03-24-2006 15:47
This sounds like a Sci-Fi Channel original movie. They always have some direct to cable flick about pissed off animals. I'm waiting for the rabid Shar-Pei epic.
As for this movie, if the snakes aren't radioactive, rabid, bionic or genetically altered, I'm gonna be disappointed. |
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
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03-24-2006 16:41
OMFG, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. My absolute favorite comment about it is this one from the forum on the first link: Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV! Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. I'm SO going to adopt this phrase in my everyday speech! This has Animated Series written all over it. Ooh, yes, please! On Adult Swim! That'd rock. _____________________
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
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03-24-2006 17:01
Just found this, thanks to Google...
"Snakes on a Plane" Parody by MadMup Based on "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas I board my ride I put my seat back upright and I stow my tray On my feet I feel a slithering and I turn to clay Snakes on a plane Everyone sees snakes on a plane They are long You think they are slimy but they're really not All they do Is scare the flight attendants and stay uncaught Snakes on a plane All they are is snakes on a plane, ohh Now, don't freak out They can sense your fear and then they'll bite your face Then slip away To hide in the overhead compartment space Snakes on a plane Everywhere are snakes on a plane You're sure there are snakes on a plane? Snakes on a plane Everywhere are snakes on a plane Who let all these snakes on a plane? A plane _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
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03-24-2006 17:13
Its things like this that make secular humanism such a hard sell.
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
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03-25-2006 03:25
I can't stop laughing Snakes on a Plane is about snakes .... ON A PLANE heh heh, heh heh, She said snakes _____________________
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