n00b griefer got owned.

It is a casual day in Sables dAllies, furs sitting around near the edge of the sandbox, just chitchatting away, my camera is focused on myself... kinda pointed at the ground (it gets laggy if I point it to where I can see a lot x.x), and suddenly my avatar vanishes, along with the one next to me. o.o

So I type "where am i? o.o", and then decide to turn to the left so my camera will refocus on me. I'm over in the corner of the sandbox, in a little... river type thingy that lines one edge of the sandbox.

Aaaand then I fly back out... and there's some person with an alien avatar with an AOL-esque first name... so I conclude that he is probably a griefer... and when he fails to say a single word to us, I really conclude that he's a griefer. So I say to everyone, "Just sit down" "and we should be movable", but I meant to say "unmovable".

...

Anyways, so this alien guy was rezzing little black squares, and if I stood up off of my newly rezzed box, I'd go flying away. So I rezzed another box, changed it into a sphere, hollowed it out, made it biggish, and moved it over the alien griefer, effectively trapping him inside. It was hilarious watching him try to escape... and I asked him to say something... he did not. I stayed sitting on my object, and moved it inside the sphere (it was transparent aswell) to say hello to him, but he got out somehow... and at that moment, someone else trapped him in another sphere. XD

Anyways, by then one of our sim guard/boss people came in and got rid of him and his silly pushcubes.

The end!

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I dunno, I found it funny that this person came in, probably expecting to piss us off... but we know this game too well, and the tables were quickly turned on him! Ahahahaha....ha.

I keep telling you furries and telling you.

Stop playing with your food. Just stick a fork in him and get on with it.

Dood that cruel and I agree... just kill and eat..

>.>

Well, we had a... a lion, an imp, a bunny, a gecko (me), ... and a few others, but still not sure if any of us wanted to eat an alien. o.O

Everything tastes like chicken with enough imagination.

Even... your imagination tastes like chicken with enough imagination... does that mean... that your chicken tastes like imagination with enough chicken?

With enough ketchup... maybe.

Put some ketsup on him and he will be quite delicious.....atleast thats what I have heard....

There are chickens without enough imagination? How tragic

Unless you're a herbivore, in which case you have to find a predator to stick a fork in him.

I'm suddenly craving alien souffle

That wasnt a griefer, that was a noob dropping a freebie that he found 10mins before. Trapping someone like that can be easily overcome. Ironically, by using the same sit method. Im in the same boat as you, I cant stand griefers..... So I hunt them

Cept people. People taste like pork. The south seas island cannibals referred to human meat as 'long pig'.

I'd agree.

oh..and here for the noob:

BANNED!

That's one of the definitions of a griefer. If something in a persons inventory says C4 on it, don't rez it in a crowd of people. Expecially if theres a sign nearby that says 'no weapons allowed'.

I have some furry chicken on the bottom shelf of my fridge, if anybody would like a midmorning snack.

It's a good reliable late nineties vintage. The bouquet is assertive, yet undemanding, and laced with just a hint of whatever that thing is in the Tupperware next to it.

-- ddg

That's the nature of furries -- you never saw a cat play with a mouse? They get around to eating it.... eventually.

The dweeb kinda asked for it, actually.

According to my husband, everything tastes like chicken except chicken. I try not to think about it too hard. It makes my brain hurt.

Char

*lightbulb*

I just had a neat idea. A scripted 'pounce' attachment wich would let a furry pounce on another. I know they exist, but I was thinking of one with some tweaks.

1. For the pouncee's side, the premissions window should read "Pres [Yes] for FREE SUPERGUN!"

2. Then when the furry pounces the griefer, particle emitters spray blood, and flying body parts are thrown everywhere (with a 10-second llDie)

3. The griefer is then sent 'home' leaving a bloody stain behind.

As a furry, I think this would be SO satisfying to use.

*Bonus* Have the process snap off some pictures of the carnage and send them to the griefer as a warning.

Genius! I would love to make such an animal of a pounce.

mmmmmm!...

Spiders!

I pwned a griefer once. I was checking out the horses over at Mclean's horse farm (which is odd, as I'm a horse myself) and some guy in a wonder woman outfit start shooting at me (and missing). So, I sat on a nearby fence and said nothing. Clouds of particle smoke went everwhere, obscuring everything, but each time the dust cleared, I still remained, sitting on the fence.

So...he came a little closer...

Just when he was in range of my favorite attachable bomb, I orbited him to who knows where. I then proceeded to IM him, taunting him about how much he failed at griefing. The best comeback he could muster was to call me a horse's ass.

Lol thats ironic.