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Gingerbread Porn

Michael Linden
Administrator
Join date: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 24
08-04-2006 10:36
I know I saw it a couple months ago! I can't remember where, and nobody here in the office believes me! I'd know it if I see it, so don't be rushing out to build a new one ... but, where's the Gingerbread House with the ... uh ... cookie? Just curious about the speed of Resident-powered search.

Michael Linden
"Gnome of Mystery"
lately transformed into an Octopod
Jesse Malthus
OMG HAX!
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 649
08-04-2006 10:37
From: Michael Linden
I know I saw it a couple months ago! I can't remember where, and nobody here in the office believes me! I'd know it if I see it, so don't be rushing out to build a new one ... but, where's the Gingerbread House with the ... uh ... cookie? Just curious about the speed of Resident-powered search.

Michael Linden
"Gnome of Mystery"
lately transformed into an Octopod

Did someone hack the forums again? Because I could sware that this involved a) Michael Linden and b) Gingerbread Porn.
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VolatileWhimsy Bu
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,492
08-04-2006 10:38
From: Michael Linden
I know I saw it a couple months ago! I can't remember where, and nobody here in the office believes me! I'd know it if I see it, so don't be rushing out to build a new one ... but, where's the Gingerbread House with the ... uh ... cookie? Just curious about the speed of Resident-powered search.

Michael Linden
"Gnome of Mystery"
lately transformed into an Octopod


for one i don't believe you are a real linden, so i am going to report you! there is only one way you can prove it is to give me some lindens.. than i would be forced to believe you.
Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
08-04-2006 10:39
http://www.porn-bread.com/gingerbread.htm

Might not be safe for work? Unless your boss has a sense of humor...
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
08-04-2006 10:40
Soooo, Michael, up for a little baking?
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VolatileWhimsy Bu
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,492
08-04-2006 10:41
From: Lorelei Patel
http://www.porn-bread.com/gingerbread.htm

Might not be safe for work? Unless your boss has a sense of humor...


excuse me i have not received the lindens proving he is a linden.. -.-
Jesse Malthus
OMG HAX!
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 649
08-04-2006 10:42
I know! He can prove to us that he's a linden by using God Mode to take over VWB's land.
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Siobhan Taylor
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Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
08-04-2006 10:43
From: VolatileWhimsy Bu
excuse me i have not received the lindens proving he is a linden.. -.-
Ah, but I know he's a real Linden... a gingerbread porn loving Linden at that.
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
08-04-2006 10:43
What a perv.










I like him already.
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3,751
08-04-2006 10:44
http://www.priceless-photo.com/photos/holidays/images/gingerbread%20boner.jpg

might or might not be NSFW
If I'm right, do I win?
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VolatileWhimsy Bu
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 1,492
08-04-2006 10:44
From: Siobhan Taylor
Ah, but I know he's a real Linden... a gingerbread porn loving Linden at that.


hmm we should string him up and flame him for being into gingerbread porn..
/grabs pitchfork
Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
08-04-2006 10:44
Why isn't there a Yes!/God Yes! poll? :(
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Aodhan McDunnough
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Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,518
08-04-2006 10:45
I've not seen it but shaky fleeting recall says someone posted a pic of some gingerbread house somewhere in the forums.

Michael's title certainly draws attention. Can you say sex sells?
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Ashen Stygian
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Join date: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 243
08-04-2006 10:47
stop browsing porn and get back to work!!!
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Illya Sullivan
Wench
Join date: 3 Dec 2005
Posts: 61
08-04-2006 10:51
Shouldn't you be fixing bugs?
Michael Linden
Administrator
Join date: 11 Sep 2003
Posts: 24
08-04-2006 11:00
C'mon, folks, very disappointing so far! And we're looking for a build in SL! I wasn't doubting that there was food-based porn on the Internet.

I answer phones and work the Abuse queue, by the way ... so no bugs get fixed by me! But I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.

Michael Linden
Finning Widget
No Ravens in my Mailbox
Join date: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 591
08-04-2006 11:03
From: Michael Linden
C'mon, folks, very disappointing so far! And we're looking for a build in SL! I wasn't doubting that there was food-based porn on the Internet.

I answer phones and work the Abuse queue, by the way ... so no bugs get fixed by me! But I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.

Michael Linden


Rule #1:

There is porn of it.

No Exceptions.
katykiwi Moonflower
Esquirette
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,489
08-04-2006 11:03
From: Michael Linden
But I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.Michael Linden
Ok, Everyone send Michael all your freaky screenshots!
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
08-04-2006 11:04
From: Michael Linden
I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.


Sounds like you should have a blog! :D

-Ghoti
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
08-04-2006 11:20
heyyy Michael... how YOU doin'?
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Jesse Malthus
OMG HAX!
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 649
08-04-2006 11:23
This calls for an Open Gingerbread Porn Letter to Innapropriate Lindens.
I would think working the Abuse queue you'd see alot of freaky things.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
/me cracks the Slave-Linden Whip of Gor.
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Hugsy Penguin
Sky Junkie
Join date: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 851
08-04-2006 11:41
From: Michael Linden
But I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.


Are you going to share or hoard them all for yourself? :p
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Liona Clio
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Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
08-04-2006 11:47
From: Ashen Stygian
stop browsing porn and get back to work!!!


Considering a Linden's job is to watch over Second Life, isn't that an oxymoron? :D
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Join date: 5 Feb 2004
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08-04-2006 11:52
Did you check out the linked site?

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/wanking.html

Check out Breasts for Peace
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Lorelei Patel
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Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
08-04-2006 11:54
From: Michael Linden
But I do look at all the freakiest screenshots you can imagine.



Post 'em!
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