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Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 13:07

It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds.

/112/7b/80324/1.html

I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material.

I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences!

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Everybody,
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Amy Weebler

[Disclaimer: I am not really Amy Weebler. this is a joke].

I have recently come into the posession of one (1) green cube of high ranking Linden origin

[Disclaimer: I just rezzed a cube. It's not the actual cube mentioned in Ingrid's post].

I have neither the vanity, nor the inclination to remain in posession of this valuable heirloom so I have decided to "give back" to the community at large by selling this priceless treasure for the price of one million Linden Dollars.

[Disclaimer: this item is not really for sale. This is a JOKE]

If you are interested in making the purchase, please meet me at the fountain in Launa Park with a suitcase full of unmarked bills

[Disclaimer: this is impossible. Linden dollars do not actually come in bills that could be marked. Do NOT show up at this fountain, I will not meet you there].

I assure you, involving the authorities in this transaction will only endanger the item in question.

[disclaimer:there isn't really an item to be in dangered. This is a JOKE]

Sincerely,[Disclaimer: this post is not sincere. it is all a joke]
Amy Weebler

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Phoenix Psaltery

Ninja Wizard

Join date: 25 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,599

01-01-2006 13:10

From: Aimee Weber

It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds.

/112/7b/80324/1.html

I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material.

I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences!

Dear Mr. or Mrs. Everybody,
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Amy Weebler

[Disclaimer: I am not really Amy Weebler. this is a joke].

I have recently come into the posession of one (1) green cube of high ranking Linden origin

[Disclaimer: I just rezzed a cube. It's not the actual cube mentioned in Ingrid's post].

I have neither the vanity, nor the inclination to remain in posession of this valuable heirloom so I have decided to "give back" to the community at large by selling this priceless treasure for the price of one million Linden Dollars.

[Disclaimer: this item is not really for sale. This is a JOKE]

If you are interested in making the purchase, please meet me at the fountain in Launa Park with a suitcase full of unmarked bills

[Disclaimer: this is impossible. Linden dollars do not actually come in bills that could be marked. Do NOT show up at this fountain, I will not meet you there].

I assure you, involving the authorities in this transaction will only endanger the item in question.

[disclaimer:there isn't really an item to be in dangered. This is a JOKE]

Sincerely,[Disclaimer: this post is not sincere. it is all a joke]
Amy Weebler

Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler:

Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no?

P1

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Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 13:11

From: Phoenix Psaltery

Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler:

Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no?

P1

I will not accept your offer for goods and services in exchange for this cube as [This is a JOKE]

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Ingrid Ingersoll

Archived

Join date: 10 Aug 2004

Posts: 4,601

01-01-2006 13:18

Thank god you explained this, i was TOTALLY confused. Plus I'm half in the bag.

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http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html

Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 13:19

From: Ingrid Ingersoll

Thank god you explained this, i was TOTALLY confused. Plus I'm half in the bag.

You may not be the only one it seems

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Phoenix Psaltery

Ninja Wizard

Join date: 25 Feb 2005

Posts: 2,599

01-01-2006 13:19

From: Aimee Weber

I will not accept your offer for goods and services in exchange for this cube as [This is a JOKE]

I not understand, You want put joke on me, make me pull wagon for you? I no ox. My L$ good as any other mans. I sue you for discrimination. Where office of SL Law thingy?

P2

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Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 13:21

From: Phoenix Psaltery

I not understand, You want put joke on me, make me pull wagon for you? I no ox. My L$ good as any other mans. I sue you for discrimination. Where office of SL Law thingy?

P2

Jeska, Phoenix made mention of LAW and there is really no way to know if he is serious or not. I think you should move his post to the "SL In-world Political Science" forum.

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Ingrid Ingersoll

Archived

Join date: 10 Aug 2004

Posts: 4,601

01-01-2006 13:25

I'd like to be moved to the hotline please.

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http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html

Forseti Svarog

ESC

Join date: 2 Nov 2004

Posts: 1,730

01-01-2006 13:27

i'd like ingrid to be moved to my hot line please

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Ingrid Ingersoll

Archived

Join date: 10 Aug 2004

Posts: 4,601

01-01-2006 13:32

From: Forseti Svarog

i'd like ingrid to be moved to my hot line please

SCORE!

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http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html

Desmond Shang

Guvnah of Caledon

Join date: 14 Mar 2005

Posts: 5,250

01-01-2006 13:44

So.... *sniff*... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it?

I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything...

*stiff upper lip*

Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel...

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Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!

Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 13:50

From: Desmond Shang

So.... *sniff*... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it?

I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything...

*stiff upper lip*

Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel...

I apologize for the confusion Desmond. I know 1 million for a prim seemed like an actual offer for purchase. I know my own fictional "Mr. Hyde" caricature of myself known as "Amy Weebler" added as much credibility as her novelty disguise moustache.

I am so sorry for confusing people, and promise to include disclaimers to my subtle humor in the future.

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Introvert Petunia

over 2 billion posts

Join date: 11 Sep 2004

Posts: 2,065

01-01-2006 14:01

From: Phoenix Psaltery

Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler:

Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no?

Have you ever given a foot massage?
Given a lot of 'em?
Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Logan Bauer

Inept Adept

Join date: 13 Jun 2004

Posts: 2,237

01-01-2006 14:01

From: Aimee Weber

I am so sorry for confusing people, and promise to include disclaimers to my subtle humor in the future.

I still don't get it.

So I can still bid for the cube, right?

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Aimee Weber

The one on the right

Join date: 30 Jan 2004

Posts: 4,286

01-01-2006 14:03

From: Logan Bauer

I still don't get it.

So I can still bid for the cube, right?

[JOKE]

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Ordinal Malaprop

really very ordinary

Join date: 9 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,607

01-01-2006 14:10

EVERYONE BEWARE! I just paid someone called Amy Weebler L$1,000,000 and she didn't give me any cube at all. And I had to mortgage my house to get the money, too. I think she should be banned by the FBI.

Zippity Neutra

What'd I miss?

Join date: 29 Sep 2004

Posts: 191

01-01-2006 15:25

So... I'm going to have a hard time getting Ms. Weebler's number then, huh?

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Am I random enough yet?

Cocoanut Koala

Coco's Cottages

Join date: 7 Feb 2005

Posts: 7,903

01-01-2006 15:26

From: Aimee Weber

It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds.

/112/7b/80324/1.html

I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material.

I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences!

Oh no! Too funny!

coco

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VALENTINE BOUTIQUE
at Coco's Cottages

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rosieri/85/166/87

SuezanneC Baskerville

Forums Rock!

Join date: 22 Dec 2003

Posts: 14,229

01-01-2006 15:40

Linden make land. Cube is content. Users make content. Cube made by Linden.

Cube equals land? Linden equals user? Help me understand.

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So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them.

I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to

http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne

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http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03.

Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard,
Robin, and Ryan

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MJ Hathor

Purple Butterfly

Join date: 17 Mar 2005

Posts: 901

01-01-2006 15:45

Shouldn't this be moved to notices and well-wishes?

MJ

Edit: Just noticed this thread was also moved to classified, lol. /invalid_link.html

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Aliasi Stonebender

Return of Catbread

Join date: 30 Jan 2005

Posts: 1,858

01-01-2006 16:06

From: Desmond Shang

So.... *sniff*... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it?

I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything...

*stiff upper lip*

Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel...

Well, hers is an obvious fake. I have the real cube! (hurredly scuffs the offical Cubey Terra(tm) logo off)

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Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?”
Anything Surplus Home to the "Nuke the Crap Out of..." series of games and other stuff

Burke Prefect

Cafe Owner, Superhero

Join date: 29 Oct 2004

Posts: 2,785

01-01-2006 17:29

I'll be selling replica cubes in my store (Tortuga 88,18

shortly for the price of L$500 apeice.
The money raised will go to the Help Burke Out Of Povery A Little Faster fund as he has to scramble to get an apartment by the 15th and his job only pays so much.

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My Blog | My Board | My Cafe| My Slex

Ingrid Ingersoll

Archived

Join date: 10 Aug 2004

Posts: 4,601

01-01-2006 19:12

seriously... that cube looks A LOT like the original Aimee.

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http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html

Zapoteth Zaius

Is back

Join date: 14 Feb 2004

Posts: 5,634

01-01-2006 19:16

I've got a cube from when I was new in a filled up Cordova with nearly 15,000 prims.. So I took a picture, textured one with it, and kept it all this time!

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I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me.
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Obic Malaprop

Registered User

Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 122

01-01-2006 20:26

i think this somehow proves the lindens are not actual people and just very copmplex forum scripts.

SL Historical Landmark for sale! [this is a joke]
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 13:07 It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds. /112/7b/80324/1.html I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material. I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences! Dear Mr. or Mrs. Everybody, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Amy Weebler [Disclaimer: I am not really Amy Weebler. this is a joke]. I have recently come into the posession of one (1) green cube of high ranking Linden origin [Disclaimer: I just rezzed a cube. It's not the actual cube mentioned in Ingrid's post]. I have neither the vanity, nor the inclination to remain in posession of this valuable heirloom so I have decided to "give back" to the community at large by selling this priceless treasure for the price of one million Linden Dollars. [Disclaimer: this item is not really for sale. This is a JOKE] If you are interested in making the purchase, please meet me at the fountain in Launa Park with a suitcase full of unmarked bills [Disclaimer: this is impossible. Linden dollars do not actually come in bills that could be marked. Do NOT show up at this fountain, I will not meet you there]. I assure you, involving the authorities in this transaction will only endanger the item in question. [disclaimer:there isn't really an item to be in dangered. This is a JOKE] Sincerely,[Disclaimer: this post is not sincere. it is all a joke] Amy Weebler _____________________
Phoenix Psaltery Ninja Wizard Join date: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,599	01-01-2006 13:10 From: Aimee Weber It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds. /112/7b/80324/1.html I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material. I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences! Dear Mr. or Mrs. Everybody, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Amy Weebler [Disclaimer: I am not really Amy Weebler. this is a joke]. I have recently come into the posession of one (1) green cube of high ranking Linden origin [Disclaimer: I just rezzed a cube. It's not the actual cube mentioned in Ingrid's post]. I have neither the vanity, nor the inclination to remain in posession of this valuable heirloom so I have decided to "give back" to the community at large by selling this priceless treasure for the price of one million Linden Dollars. [Disclaimer: this item is not really for sale. This is a JOKE] If you are interested in making the purchase, please meet me at the fountain in Launa Park with a suitcase full of unmarked bills [Disclaimer: this is impossible. Linden dollars do not actually come in bills that could be marked. Do NOT show up at this fountain, I will not meet you there]. I assure you, involving the authorities in this transaction will only endanger the item in question. [disclaimer:there isn't really an item to be in dangered. This is a JOKE] Sincerely,[Disclaimer: this post is not sincere. it is all a joke] Amy Weebler Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler: Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no? P1 _____________________
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 13:11 From: Phoenix Psaltery Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler: Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no? P1 I will not accept your offer for goods and services in exchange for this cube as [This is a JOKE] _____________________
Ingrid Ingersoll Archived Join date: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 4,601	01-01-2006 13:18 Thank god you explained this, i was TOTALLY confused. Plus I'm half in the bag. _____________________ http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 13:19 From: Ingrid Ingersoll Thank god you explained this, i was TOTALLY confused. Plus I'm half in the bag. You may not be the only one it seems _____________________
Phoenix Psaltery Ninja Wizard Join date: 25 Feb 2005 Posts: 2,599	01-01-2006 13:19 From: Aimee Weber I will not accept your offer for goods and services in exchange for this cube as [This is a JOKE] I not understand, You want put joke on me, make me pull wagon for you? I no ox. My L$ good as any other mans. I sue you for discrimination. Where office of SL Law thingy? P2 _____________________
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 13:21 From: Phoenix Psaltery I not understand, You want put joke on me, make me pull wagon for you? I no ox. My L$ good as any other mans. I sue you for discrimination. Where office of SL Law thingy? P2 Jeska, Phoenix made mention of LAW and there is really no way to know if he is serious or not. I think you should move his post to the "SL In-world Political Science" forum. _____________________
Ingrid Ingersoll Archived Join date: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 4,601	01-01-2006 13:25 I'd like to be moved to the hotline please. _____________________ http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html
Forseti Svarog ESC Join date: 2 Nov 2004 Posts: 1,730	01-01-2006 13:27 i'd like ingrid to be moved to my hot line please _____________________
Ingrid Ingersoll Archived Join date: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 4,601	01-01-2006 13:32 From: Forseti Svarog i'd like ingrid to be moved to my hot line please SCORE! _____________________ http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html
Desmond Shang Guvnah of Caledon Join date: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 5,250	01-01-2006 13:44 So.... sniff... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it? I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything... stiff upper lip Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel... _____________________ Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 13:50 From: Desmond Shang So.... sniff... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it? I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything... stiff upper lip Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel... I apologize for the confusion Desmond. I know 1 million for a prim seemed like an actual offer for purchase. I know my own fictional "Mr. Hyde" caricature of myself known as "Amy Weebler" added as much credibility as her novelty disguise moustache. I am so sorry for confusing people, and promise to include disclaimers to my subtle humor in the future. _____________________
Introvert Petunia over 2 billion posts Join date: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 2,065	01-01-2006 14:01 From: Phoenix Psaltery Dear Ms. Hormonally Out-Of-Whack Weebler: Me give you L$1 and 15 minute foot massage for cube. Is good, no? Have you ever given a foot massage? Given a lot of 'em? Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Logan Bauer Inept Adept Join date: 13 Jun 2004 Posts: 2,237	01-01-2006 14:01 From: Aimee Weber I am so sorry for confusing people, and promise to include disclaimers to my subtle humor in the future. I still don't get it. So I can still bid for the cube, right? _____________________ PICS - BLOG - http://arcticgreenhouse.blogspot.com/ XSTREET - INWORLD -http://slurl.com/secondlife/Alternate Reality/144/138/54/
Aimee Weber The one on the right Join date: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 4,286	01-01-2006 14:03 From: Logan Bauer I still don't get it. So I can still bid for the cube, right? [JOKE] _____________________
Ordinal Malaprop really very ordinary Join date: 9 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,607	01-01-2006 14:10 EVERYONE BEWARE! I just paid someone called Amy Weebler L$1,000,000 and she didn't give me any cube at all. And I had to mortgage my house to get the money, too. I think she should be banned by the FBI.
Zippity Neutra What'd I miss? Join date: 29 Sep 2004 Posts: 191	01-01-2006 15:25 So... I'm going to have a hard time getting Ms. Weebler's number then, huh? _____________________ Am I random enough yet?
Cocoanut Koala Coco's Cottages Join date: 7 Feb 2005 Posts: 7,903	01-01-2006 15:26 From: Aimee Weber It would seem my previous parody post offering a prim for one million dollars was removed from the general forum and placed in the classifieds. /112/7b/80324/1.html I take full responsibility for my confusing use of parody, and I would like to take another shot at this post. Below, I have annotated all confusing statements to clarify anything that may have been perceived as actual classified-ad material. I sincerely hope this new parody format will be accessable to all audiences! Oh no! Too funny! coco _____________________ VALENTINE BOUTIQUE at Coco's Cottages http://slurl.com/secondlife/Rosieri/85/166/87
SuezanneC Baskerville Forums Rock! Join date: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 14,229	01-01-2006 15:40 Linden make land. Cube is content. Users make content. Cube made by Linden. Cube equals land? Linden equals user? Help me understand. _____________________ - So long to these forums, the vBulletin forums that used to be at forums.secondlife.com. I will miss them. I can be found on the web by searching for "SuezanneC Baskerville", or go to http://www.google.com/profiles/suezanne - http://lindenlab.tribe.net/ created on 11/19/03. Members: Ben, Catherine, Colin, Cory, Dan, Doug, Jim, Philip, Phoenix, Richard, Robin, and Ryan -
MJ Hathor Purple Butterfly Join date: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 901	01-01-2006 15:45 Shouldn't this be moved to notices and well-wishes? MJ Edit: Just noticed this thread was also moved to classified, lol. /invalid_link.html _____________________
Aliasi Stonebender Return of Catbread Join date: 30 Jan 2005 Posts: 1,858	01-01-2006 16:06 From: Desmond Shang So.... sniff... I guess this means you won't be entertaining my offer of $L 1M for it? I had my heart set... I had even made a special area for it at West Trade and everything... stiff upper lip Well, I guess I'd best be calling the caterers and the DJ to cancel... Well, hers is an obvious fake. I have the real cube! (hurredly scuffs the offical Cubey Terra(tm) logo off) _____________________ Red Mary says, softly, “How a man grows aggressive when his enemy displays propriety. He thinks: I will use this good behavior to enforce my advantage over her. Is it any wonder people hold good behavior in such disregard?” Anything Surplus Home to the "Nuke the Crap Out of..." series of games and other stuff
Burke Prefect Cafe Owner, Superhero Join date: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 2,785	01-01-2006 17:29 I'll be selling replica cubes in my store (Tortuga 88,18 shortly for the price of L$500 apeice. The money raised will go to the Help Burke Out Of Povery A Little Faster fund as he has to scramble to get an apartment by the 15th and his job only pays so much. _____________________ My Blog \| My Board \| My Cafe\| My Slex
Ingrid Ingersoll Archived Join date: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 4,601	01-01-2006 19:12 seriously... that cube looks A LOT like the original Aimee. _____________________ http://www.ingrid.0catch.com/1.html
Zapoteth Zaius Is back Join date: 14 Feb 2004 Posts: 5,634	01-01-2006 19:16 I've got a cube from when I was new in a filled up Cordova with nearly 15,000 prims.. So I took a picture, textured one with it, and kept it all this time! _____________________ I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say will be misquoted and used against me. --------------- Zapoteth Designs, Temotu (100,50) ---------------
Obic Malaprop Registered User Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 122	01-01-2006 20:26 i think this somehow proves the lindens are not actual people and just very copmplex forum scripts.

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