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Does your sex life suck SO BAD

Riley Pitts
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Join date: 11 Jun 2006
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06-12-2006 16:50
that u have to get booty in a virtual game?

and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..I mean the most I would pay is 15L...15 F**** L to have VIRTUAL sex.



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Ketra Saarinen
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06-12-2006 16:54
Be sure to throw out your pornos, nudie mags, and that file of pr0n on your computer. Hell, there's not even another person involved in those.
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Kim Anubis
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06-12-2006 16:57
I score this troll 3.0. Not original, not funny, not effective . . . but at least it wasn't typed with a sticky capslock.
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Margaret Mfume
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06-12-2006 16:59
From: Riley Pitts
and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..

Seems to be unclear of the concept.
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Io Zeno
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06-12-2006 17:02
Lemme guess. You couldn't afford it and she wouldn't give you a freebie.

:rolleyes:
Groucho Mandelbrot
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06-12-2006 17:03
Yes, the problem with prostitution is apparently that the prices are too high.
crucial Armitage
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Join date: 30 Aug 2004
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06-12-2006 17:11
lol
yea some hooker told him it would be 500L$ and he freaked :p
Joy Honey
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06-12-2006 17:20
Well, yanno, they don't offer that $250L startup bonus anymore... Guess the OP better find a job to pay for booty :rolleyes:
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lana Birdbrain
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06-12-2006 17:52
From: Margaret Mfume
From: Riley Pitts

and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..
Seems to be unclear of the concept.



HAH! I hadn't caught that. *chuckling*
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onionpencil Musashi
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06-12-2006 18:14
yeah i thought the escorts GOT paid.. boy, been doin' it wrong all this time... grrr


lmao
Yuriko Muromachi
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06-12-2006 18:21
From: Riley Pitts
that u have to get booty in a virtual game?


and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..I mean the most I would pay is 15L...15 F**** L to have VIRTUAL sex.

The same people who would pay to gain access to so-called 'live' porn sites that allows users to have cybersex with cyber 'porn stars'. duh. Sex sells in all formats. So what else is new? Next question please.
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06-12-2006 18:31
From: Riley Pitts
that u have to get booty in a virtual game?

and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..I mean the most I would pay is 15L...15 F**** L to have VIRTUAL sex.



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HAHAH not at all :P but i know one guy that really needs a rl sex ( right lana :) :)
Usagi Musashi
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06-12-2006 18:33
From: onionpencil Musashi
yeah i thought the escorts GOT paid.. boy, been doin' it wrong all this time... grrr


lmao


well thats what they use to say at the edge. but then again those escorts are all alts anyways :D run by DA Owner HAHHAHAHAH
Wrom Morrison
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06-12-2006 18:35
Since it's so easy for someone to create an account due to the magic of new registration. I think these new accounts should be given a grace period of 1 month before they can post on the general forum. Till then have them restircted to the answers and help forums and sandbox here.
DoctorEgon Spengler
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06-12-2006 18:38
From: someone
Does your sex life suck SO BAD...


Yes. :( My wrist hurts.
Usagi Musashi
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06-12-2006 18:40
From: Wrom Morrison
Since it's so easy for someone to create an account due to the magic of new registration. I think these new accounts should be given a grace period of 1 month before they can post on the general forum. Till then have them restircted to the answers and help forums and sandbox here.


And you don`t know if the are over 18 either :confused: :(
Marcus Moreau
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06-12-2006 18:46
From: Usagi Musashi
And you don`t know if the are over 18 either :confused: :(


That's "exciting"
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Briana Dawson
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06-12-2006 19:11
From: Riley Pitts
that u have to get booty in a virtual game?

and also...why do escorts pay high prices for virtual sex..I mean the most I would pay is 15L...15 F**** L to have VIRTUAL sex.



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Nice first post. Why are you here again???

Briana Dawson
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Joy Honey
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06-12-2006 19:27
From: Briana Dawson
Nice first post. Why are you here again???

Briana Dawson



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06-12-2006 19:38
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06-12-2006 19:44
From: Joy Honey

?


That's hawt. How much?
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Riley Pitts
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06-12-2006 19:56
And again people..For all you know they could be 50 year old fat truckers on the other end of the computer....Or 80 year old grandmas...yet you STILL bang 'em..lol, why?
Derrick Cannoli
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06-12-2006 20:33
From: Riley Pitts
And again people..For all you know they could be 50 year old fat truckers on the other end of the computer....Or 80 year old grandmas...yet you STILL bang 'em..lol, why?


*yawns* Thanks for stopping by, now back to the teen grid with ya.
Usagi Musashi
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06-12-2006 20:35
From: Marcus Moreau
That's "exciting"

scary too..........
Riley Pitts
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06-12-2006 20:50
From: Derrick Cannoli
*yawns* Thanks for stopping by, now back to the teen grid with ya.



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