There was a young lady from Norway,
Who put a pose ball in the doorway.
She said to her man,
'Get off that divan!
I think I've discovered one more way!'
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
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07-19-2006 16:39
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sixohsix Darrow
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 95
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07-19-2006 16:40
There was a young lady from Norway, Who put a pose ball in the doorway. She said to her man, 'Get off that divan! I think I've discovered one more way!' Ahahahha XD That was classic. |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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07-19-2006 16:41
A fantastic noob builder named Alice,
Made a 400 meter tall phallus, From the head I have heard that the view was superb, And the balls were decked out like a palace. _____________________
The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
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07-19-2006 16:49
A fantastic noob builder named Alice, Made a 400 meter tall phallus, From the head I have heard that the view was superb, And the balls were decked out like a palace. Only you siggy, only you. _____________________
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Nyoko Salome
kittytailmeowmeow
Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
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07-19-2006 16:52
o m G, please more!!
 toooo funny!! naughty sl limericks!!)_____________________
 Nyoko's Bodyoils @ Nyoko's Wears http://slurl.com/secondlife/Centaur/126/251/734/ http://home.comcast.net/~nyoko.salome2/nyokosWears/index.html "i don't spend nearly enough time on the holodeck. i should go there more often and relax." - deanna troi |
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Nodge Nico
Registered User
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 15
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lol
07-19-2006 16:53
i would try, unfortunatly my ryming skills are non existant
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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07-19-2006 16:59
Around SL a young noobie went sniffing,
To discover the wonders he was missing, By the end of the night, His hair had turned white, And he'll never again ask 'what is yiffing?' |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,003
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07-19-2006 17:01
Omg... Rofl.....
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Very Keynes
LSL is a Virus
Join date: 6 May 2006
Posts: 484
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07-19-2006 17:04
Lets have more
This beats bitching about down time. how about a prize for the best one, ill pitch in L$100 you people made my night. |
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onionpencil Musashi
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
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07-19-2006 17:08
i don't like newbies with guns
who streak to show off their buns but just wear a box or dress like a fox and i'll give freebies in tons 8D sorry not as funny as the others edited to fit the traditional limerick form better |
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onionpencil Musashi
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
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07-19-2006 17:11
underagers get a surprise-
prim bits will widen their eyes. too bad they're too young to join the fun and snuck on-grid using lies. ah well, still not so funny. i'm trying lol |
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Whimsycallie Pegler
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2006
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07-19-2006 17:12
I'll chip in a 100L too. Who is going to judge and when does the contest close?
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onionpencil Musashi
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
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07-19-2006 17:19
cyber was something i tried
but it left me unsatisfied twas lag on the grid or something i did but someone get me untied! |
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Usagi Musashi
UM ™®
Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6,083
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07-19-2006 17:23
cyber was something i tried but it left me unsatisfied twas lag on the grid or something i did but someone get me untied! Hve lagged on a sex ball its a hech of alot better  |
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onionpencil Musashi
Registered User
Join date: 20 Nov 2004
Posts: 324
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07-19-2006 17:25
heeheehee
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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07-19-2006 17:29
A bold Second Lifer named Jock,
Was so proud of his flexiprim cock. He would wander the sims, Shaking his genital prims, Giving innocent ladies a shock. |
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Allana Dion
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,230
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07-19-2006 17:34
A Master in Glorious Ar
Met a Beautiful Domme in a bar And they argued all night Over who had the right To whip who and with what and how hard _____________________
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Nyoko Salome
kittytailmeowmeow
Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
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07-19-2006 17:36
Around SL a young noobie went sniffing, To discover the wonders he was missing, By the end of the night, His hair had turned white, And he'll never again ask 'what is yiffing?' OMG LOL )))_____________________
Nyoko's Bodyoils @ Nyoko's Wears http://slurl.com/secondlife/Centaur/126/251/734/ http://home.comcast.net/~nyoko.salome2/nyokosWears/index.html "i don't spend nearly enough time on the holodeck. i should go there more often and relax." - deanna troi |
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Nyoko Salome
kittytailmeowmeow
Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
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07-19-2006 17:38
A Master in Glorious Ar Met a Beautiful Domme in a bar And they argued all night Over who had the right To whip who and with what and how hard LOL ) ohh this is excellent... i wish i was in a writing mood; i'd give it a shot... maybe if the grid's out all night, i'll drink one out of my brain _____________________
Nyoko's Bodyoils @ Nyoko's Wears http://slurl.com/secondlife/Centaur/126/251/734/ http://home.comcast.net/~nyoko.salome2/nyokosWears/index.html "i don't spend nearly enough time on the holodeck. i should go there more often and relax." - deanna troi |
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Daaneth Kivioq
Wandering Philosopher
Join date: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 157
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07-19-2006 17:53
"I'll gain revenge using an ALT!"
Cried an angry young man named Walt. But the Labs had his MAC, So his account got the whack. Now his Second Life's come to a halt! In Furry, Gorean, and Gothic Sims, They found they'd all become victims A Simquake had struck, Turned their sims into muck, Now their homes were just one pile of prims! _____________________
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Raphael Rutherford
Resident Resident
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 236
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07-19-2006 17:54
A dude named Philip in Frisco
had ideas of a virtual disco but on wednesdays they fell into upgrading hell and all the dancing went limbo. _____________________
Goodbye and thanks for all the prims. |
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Foolish Frost
Grand Technomancer
Join date: 7 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,433
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07-19-2006 17:57
There once was an old Foolish satyr,
Who chased a fair dryad to mate her. So he made her a tree, And accept it did she. Now to all her green whims he does cater... |
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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
Posts: 7,903
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07-19-2006 18:00
There was a young lady from Norway, Who put a pose ball in the doorway. She said to her man, 'Get off that divan! I think I've discovered one more way!' hahahaha! coco P.S. These are all so good! _____________________
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Raphael Rutherford
Resident Resident
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 236
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07-19-2006 18:02
Philip offered Robin a rose
and dirty things he proposed she said "That's allright" but the grid's out all night so the only long limb was his nose. _____________________
Goodbye and thanks for all the prims. |
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
The Pootler
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 659
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07-19-2006 18:05
A young man who was down on his luck,
Came to SL to make a fast buck, As an escort called Faye He earnt Lindens all day Giving guys a good virtual ..... |