Top Ten Influential Activies in SL

Well given my new found fascination with top ten lists, I decided to make one of my own. Not having a blog, or a magizine to publish it in, I am limited to publishing it here. I suppose my general objection to top ten lists makes me a hypocrite for doing this, but hey, I don't like hyporcites either. I thought about doing a poll, but couldn't figure out how to make it work, so I did the next best thing, and made a list.

Thus the top ten most influential activites I do in SL (for now, and may be not exactly in the order):

10. Try out sex balls at risque.
9. watch others try out sex balls at risque.
8. build houses
7. wander about aimlessly, with no real point
6. Look for impeach bush signs.
5. sit on a hill on the new new continent and watch the new members build the same olf clubs.
4. play spot the copyright infringements
3. shop in midnight city
2. build things other than houses
1. hang out with my freinds on thier builds and wishing I had thier skills at making things.
1.a Hang out with my freinds anyway
1.b Make new friends
1.c sit around waiting to get on to SL because someone has crashed the grid.

Those are mine..what are yours?

Here's my top 10 list:

10. Shop for prim jewelry

9. Dance

8. Shop for prim shoes

7. Pole Dance

6. Shop for prim hair

5. Pole dance for tips (sadly, I'm not very influential at this. I got a dollar once from Hiro Pendragon)

4. Shop for prim baby stuff

3. Line dance while rehersing for SL the Musical

2. Shop till I drop


and the number one thing I am influential at in SL:






1. Typing the "f" word into more of my conversations than any other girl in SL!!!!

In no particular order, but I'm sure it can be sorted out by a few.


1. Log in late, chip on some Chardonnay and watch the little green dots swirl.

2. Enjoy the sights and sounds of Penny Lane.

3. Appreciate the presence of some very special friends.

4. Be 'up to something' and have it work out quite deliciously.

5. Make $L. As sung by Shirley Manson of Garbage, "The World Is Not Enough..."

6. Discover who is mapping me by getting IM's asking: WTF are YOU doing there?

7. Appreciate the presence of some very special friends who know what I'm up to.

8. Make something really cool, then destroy it because it could have been better.

9. Listen, observe, and discover what *really* motivates others. OMGZ!!!

10. Chill in the serendipitous, wonderful, cool-mellow vibe.

Pffffftttt. Your build is astoundingly beautiful--so, just, pffffftttt.

10. Say hi to any person whose name I recognize--force them to exchange cards--now, I have friends
9. Type at my friends
8. Write bad poetry
7. Send the bad poetry to my friends
6. Be forced to make new friends
5. Send same bad poetry to new friends
4. Sulk about old friends--decide to stalk them
3. Wonder why new friends never write, never IM
2. Make an alt to go stalk old friends
1. Outrageously tip live musicians--end up banned for stalking

1. script
2. script
3. blow up a cow
4. Tell Taco to fuck off
5. Tell Lector to fuck off
6. rez cubes
7. script
8. upload retarded animations
9. Tell Ferran to fuck off
10. Tell a random person on find to fuck off

1. Broadcasting the Trinala show
2. Hanging out with our friends while we broadcast the Trinala show
3. Getting nakie with friends during the Trinala show
4. Hanging out with friends
5.Hanging out with Nala
6. Shopping with Nala
7. Dancing with friends while tuned into Nala's show
8. Listening to other friends broadcast their shows
9. Laughing with friends
10. Hugging friends

1. Complain
2. Complain
3. Complain
4. Complain
5. Complain
6. Complain
7. Sex with aimee
8. Complain
9. Complain
10. Complain

1. Engaging in nefariousness.
2. Figuring out how to reduce prim count in something I built.
3. Altering the Ben-Go to engage in obscene activies.
4. Cursing LSL. Loudly.
5. Discreetly uttering profanities in PG sims.
6. Buil- rebui- rererebuilding my partner's house.
7. Altering my builds to reflect watermelons in some fashion.
8. Making tiny objects full of scripts because I still can't figure out LSL.
9. Wondering why my butt went numb before realising I've been on for four hours.
10. Trying to figure out who the hell this "Siggy" person is and why they're telling me to fuck off in IM.

1-10. Stalk Siggy and Leck...... and mebbe Taco if hes a good boi

1. Read the M2
2. Work on next week's M2
3. Work on next week's M2
4. Work on next week's M2
5. Complain about people complaining
6. Work on next week's M2
7. Sex with Aimee (in my dreams!)
8. Work on next week's M2
9. Make bad jokes that no one appreciates except the equally twisted Flipper
10. Pray to Philip in the name of Torley

P2

10. Host my game show on Tuesdays
9. Kindly point naked person to location other than the Shelter
8. Answer google-plex IMs
7. Show new residents how to open a box
6. Show new residents how to remove box from head
5. Smooth ruffled feathers
4. Hunt for framerate sponges
3. Beg for money
2. Line Dance
1. Flea Dip

You made my day

10.) Sleeping at the keyboard

9.) Needing to buy a new mouse after opening box and having the object appear on your head

8.) Telling the lindens that NO i am wearing undies but they are invisable

7.) OMG is this a PG sim........You mean i can`t say the work F***

6.) What you mean i can`t have sex in the welcome are

5.) OMG you mean you can have sex in this game........

4.) Have you seen the Res mod on the forum..........I heard they......

3.) Do you know the real reason why they introduced " FLEX PRIMS "

2.) What you mean I can`t say the term "Putz" in the welcome area

1.) OMG they are voting to allow copywrite objects on sl

10. Walk around as a twin to my RL boyfriend's avatar (he plays a female in game, and I gave him the shape.) Map his avatar and drop in as the twin, unexpectedly.

9. Buy small plots of land, attempt to build on them, eventually discover I don't want them anymore.

8. Start up YET ANOTHER clothing line. Design an entire ad campaign, logo, branding package and avatar model before making a single outfit.

7. Explain to the newbie how to buy an outfit I made.

6. Explain to the newbie how to get the box off their head.

5. Change clothes. At least 15 times per login.

4. Allow my kitty to type to my friends. She's probably more popular than me now.

3. Read countless SL related things offline. M2, Second Style's blog, Brace's blog, Torley's blog (with my monitor's contrast turned down!) Prok's blog, New World Notes, the Herald.

2. Only login when drunk.

and the most influential thing I do in SL? It's gotta be

1. Sell skins for L$250.

top ten...

10. Stares at the friend's list and the mini-map for people I know

9. Saying 'hi' to people I don't remember

8. Saying 'hi' to people I do remember

7. Saying 'hi' to people I like

6. Go shopping for either skin, hair, and shoes

5. Design Clothes.

4. "Sew/Photoshop" clothes while chatting with my feline friend or while admiring my garden

3. Teasing a certain landlord while in cat-girl get up. Get incriminating photos while at it.

2. Put up clothes for sale

1. Sit down and listen to the sounds of L$ dropping in while teasing certain landlord in cat-girl get up for the umpteenth time.

10. Meet intelligent men.

9. Script while I am listening to them say intelligent things.

8. Wonder if this is really a man I am keeping company with or some chick.

7. Say as little as possible to the alts of the person who continues to create new alts to try to get in my virtual pants.

6. Use the map to pop up in various locations with a green dot to just say hi.
(Once I did this, and there was a guy just standing there completely naked with a prim thingy...I'm getting off the subject ...nm)

5. Cleaning out my inventory.

4. Wondering how the person who keeps using alt accounts to befriend me keeps finding me. (hmmm).

3. Playing hard to get.

2. Being hard to get.

1. Making pie in my kitchen while I watch another one of your stupid alt accounts outside my kitchen window, while you zoom in with your stupid camera!! Get lost Beoch! Get F-ing lost! /the finger

10. Build stuff

9. Argue with Ulrika

8. Argue with Ulrika while building stuff

7. email other Nburgers about arguing with Ulrika while building stuff

6. Try on clothes and watch myself walk around

5. Sex with ____ (technically sex with Dianne )

4. Make long forum posts (Argue with Ulrika)

3. Make skirt even shorter and watch myself walk around some more

2. Take pictures of myself wearing different hair

1. Turn SL off and do photoshop for hours

(heave big sigh and repeat)

I'v been here about ten days...

#1 Wonder this new world and explore, Five hours later ,and 25 Hit ons,of Hay baby you want to get down...wont put in the rest of that.

#2 Shoped for five hours,,, only to find 75 present of the economy is based on sex stores and strip clubs.

#3 Bought lots of Linden dollors....Shoped till I droped. Couldn't find one soul out of the
186,842 { as advertised } residents that would give you the time of day..Unless you agreed to meet them behind one of the 200 sex clubs.

#4 Bought another 5,000 Linden dollors, Bought two boats ,and two planes, Tryed to get
them to work but couldn't , becouse Store Bot's cann't help you figure out how to run
them.

#5 After blowing all the Linden cash, Bring in another 5,000 , and try and convince myself
now I'v got the boats,, and sexy clothes I'm sure to find some one to run with.

#6 Another day of exploreing ,One finds out the 186,842 residents that where here and
did a really great job of building this place{ Apparenly got bored with the Sex clubs,
sex clothes, and ho yes, casino's. And left the 5000 a night hangers on. To do what
ever weird things they do here.

#7 More Linden dollors, Aaa my fix for the day. Wander the emptyness of Second Life.
And soon come to the conclusion that people that are border line suicidal should not
be here looking for a life here. 1" 2" 3" or what ever.

#8 Day is looking better,no Linden fix. Decide that after 20 years of internet gameing
every day doing the Solo grind, I should not expect to find it any better here.

#9 Discover if I'm going to survive here I need to find reason for being here. Who needs
people any way. Finds a building project, and begines to move down the road {empty}
as it mite be.

#10 Up to day 9 and not being able to find any information on how the 3d thingy's works.
One finely finds one soul who is kind enough to talk for more then two sentence's.
An angel that leads you to the 3D heaven of the Ivory Tower. thank God a reason for
liveing.

Influential stuff ... eh?

In no particular order ...

1. Collaborate with people, contribute to museums, galleries, events.
2. Critique skins as the person models it naked for you. Take a very long time.
3. Beat friends up all in the name of ninja goodishness.
4. Make stuff.
5. Discuss the art of orgasms with willing IM'ers.
6. Take pictures of friends or myself. And photoshop them.
7. Hermit, but post pics of your hermitage in Snapzilla.
8. Shop at another designer's store.
9. Talk to people who find me while I'm building.
10. Let the enthusiasm of other folks infect me.

Ah, just name your price...

are you SURE you're not Bridget Jones in disguise?

my top ten activities:
10. Change clothes four times and hair five times and go buy a new skin to go with this specific combination (Gala Phoenix loves me<3)
9. Randomly check Neph's for new stuff so I can be there a) while she's putting it up or b) before Willow Zander
8. Go to Serenite or Sanctum Sanctorum to write bad poetry, put bad poetry in my profile and blog.
7. Delete old house, rez new house, buy new furniture, decorate it
6. Find out who's map stalking me when they TP to me, then play map stalking tag by TPing out before they are able to fully rez me.
5. Brood about my "dead" boyfriend, Mulch, who refuses to come to SL ever again
4. Outrageously tip live musicians so I can hear them try to pronounce my name out loud
3. Dance, check Neph's again while dancing, check Little Rebel and Nyte n' Day for new stuff, shop while dancing (Little Rebel has the best music)
2. Bother my friends with whiny complaints about my "dead" boyfriend
1. Get bored with myself, go to WoW*

(edit: * WoW is where my "dead" boyfriend lives now)

1. Hang in the Welcome area watching..

2. Hang in my house on Unlimited with my beautiful wife

3. Idle while I use Photoshop

4. Shop With Scarlet

5. More Shopping with Scarlet

6. Wander about trying to find decent non ghetto clothing for males.. fail and revert to Richina

7. Build things that I never need nor want or find useful

8. More welcome area

9. More Welcome Area

9. Welcome Area

1. answering questions when I first log on or going "whew" if there are no fires to put out in the first 30 seconds of my time in world

2. answering questions for the FFRC, making the agenda, procrastinating on making the chatlog coz i have to delete the entrance and exit of every dumb fekk who wanders into the meeting by mistake, mouths off, and then doesn't say yes to the stupid chatlog question

3. emotionally support and pay event hosts or run their events for them sometimes if they can't do it themselves for whatever reason (talking about them behind their back the whole time coz they aren't there to stick up for themselves)

4. investigate the secrets of the torus

5. talk to friends

6. make stories with friends

7. show newbs the basics of building / interface

8. teach classes (rarely, avg 1 per month)

9. see the builds of friends

10. commission bits of stuff that can be added to my bits of stuff to make more interesting stuff

1. Spend time with Sally usually shoe shopping
2. Spend time with Sally in the skybox
3. Add Taco to my Xcite cock's ban list.
4. Fire Siggy because he told me to fuck off
5. Hire Taco and tell him to fuck off
6. Notecard quote Siobahn OFlynn because she is a hilarious lush
7. Spam the Cartel
8. Wave at Brace as she stalks me
9. Bug Sue Stonebender for new music.
10. Send Prok TP requests.

lol the two best things to do in sl?
but really you can't complian about sex with aimee.