Hello All,
Pondering on the inherent righteous soul & character that is inherent in both Second Life and its community, I have bravely decided to begin the Big List Of Items Not To Be Created In Second Life.
The reasons for these Forbidden Items are many and various, but it should be obvious, with each list entry, why that particular item is verboten, virtually-speaking. Second Life is a, well, sacred space in a sense, and it would be sheer *BLASPHEMY* to defile it with any of the Unmentionables queued below.
I know, I know...I'm endangering my very own SANITY by embarking on this frightening endeavour...however, being yet but a month to Second Life, I have but little to offer except my respect and my mental fortitude.
So, without further words, here is The List Of Items NOT TO BE Created In Second Life, For The Good Of All. Please, please, add to this list any item you feel should be included! Thank You!
Zaxk Zugzwang
LIST OF THINGS NOT TO BE CREATED IN SECOND LIFE:
-> Carrot Top
-> Student Loan Officers
-> Porcelain Pink Unicorn Figurines
-> ANY Collectible Trading Card Game (the pokemo or yugi-crap or whatever the hell the kids call it these days)
-> greasy pizza
-> cauliflower
-> colon-spasm gun
-> sweaty Elvis jumpsuits
-> halitosis
-> Gilbert Gottfried
-> Yatzee
-> milk that looks ok to drink so you drink it and you realize it's sour with the first half-swallow and you bend over and hworf all over the kitchen floor and Dad's slippered feet
-> toilet paper stuck to shoe
-> overly-friendly hamsterdroids that roam around and cling to people and go "eeeeee" before exploding
-> any muffin with raisins in 'em
-> my ninth-grade gym coach who used to watch me in the change-room shower, Mr.Carlings
-> wedgies
-> needy chicks
-> polka music
-> elevator music
-> yodelling
-> yodelling polka music in elevators
-> Captain Stubing
-> any Goth who secretly enjoys Teletubbies
-> any animations resembling the dance you do after stubbing your bare toe on the dog's head at four in the goddamn am while blindly groping your way to the washroom
-> any .wav's of: Barry Manilow, The Monkees, or Metallica
-> p.o.'d Jack Russel Terriers who can jump to groin level
-> any kind of show with the word "Idol" or "Survivor" in it
Add to this List! SECOND LIFE MUST BE PROTECTED! AND THE SERVER MUST GO UP SOON FOR 1.51 OR I WILL KEEP BABBLING!
i wub 'oo,
Zaxk Zugzwang
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Zaxk Zugzwang
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09-01-2004 11:05
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Jack Digeridoo
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Re: Please Add To This List Of Items That Are Forbidden To Be Created In SL!
09-01-2004 11:17
Originally posted by Zaxk Zugzwang Yatzee RABLE RABLE!!! _____________________
If you'll excuse me, it's, it's time to make the world safe for democracy.
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Mac Beach
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09-01-2004 11:26
You forgot:
Semprini |
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Peredur Vindaloo
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09-01-2004 11:29
You do realise that someone, somewhere, will make this list their personal to-do now?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MAN!?@?!?! |
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Almarea Lumiere
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09-01-2004 11:31
Ooh, a contest!
I have L$500 for whoever creates a single linked-set object which counts simultaneously as the greatest number of things from this list. For example, if you own a .wav file of Barry Manilow yodelling polka music, you're a shoe-in! Reply with a description of your entry here to sign up! |
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Tiger Crossing
The Prim Maker
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09-01-2004 11:33
Ban half-meter-to-a-side-wooden-cubes!!!!
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Mac Beach
Linux/OS X User
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09-01-2004 11:46
HEY!
That's all I've learned to build. Give a guy a break! |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
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09-01-2004 12:47
Originally posted by Peredur Vindaloo You do realise that someone, somewhere, will make this list their personal to-do now? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MAN!?@?!?! And that person is me... BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA Siggy _____________________
The Second Life forums are living proof as to why it's illegal for people to have sex with farm animals.
I, for one, am highly un-helped by this thread |
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
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09-01-2004 13:22
*sigh*
Let me re-state this... You CANNOT make a certain 'type' of object illegal, as all it will do is push it underground. Remember Prohibition? Remember how well that worked? It didn't. If you are looking to create a black-market for these object created and dealt by shady SL character, by all means ban them, but remember, you lose all regulatory control over those objects when you do.  |
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Almarea Lumiere
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09-01-2004 14:17
It was a joke.
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Juro Kothari
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09-01-2004 14:39
No, really?
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Strife Onizuka
Moonchild
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09-01-2004 21:12
oh dear this is serious; i've seen some of these already
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Truth is a river that is always splitting up into arms that reunite. Islanded between the arms, the inhabitants argue for a lifetime as to which is the main river. - Cyril Connolly Without the political will to find common ground, the continual friction of tactic and counter tactic, only creates suspicion and hatred and vengeance, and perpetuates the cycle of violence. - James Nachtwey |
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Mhaijik Guillaume
Chadeaux Vamp
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09-02-2004 11:54
any Goth who secretly enjoys Teletubbies "Looks up at her Tinky Winky on top of her monitor and down at her blaque clothing and hair....... hmmmmmm" *winks* loves telletubbies =D _____________________
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Zaxk Zugzwang
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09-03-2004 07:39
Ok, Mhiajik...any NON-CUTE Goth who secretly enjoyes Teletubbie are illegal, then, ok?
 Zaxk |
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Garth FairChang
~ Mr FairChang ~
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09-03-2004 08:04
-> overly-friendly hamsterdroids that roam around and cling to people and go "eeeeee" before exploding
-> p.o.'d Jack Russel Terriers who can jump to groin level Both sound great ideas, do they have to sing Barry Manilow tracks too? _____________________
Garth FairChang ~Cheeky Brit~
' Have a nice day 'http://www.fairchang.com |
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Spider Mandala
Photshop Ninja
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09-08-2004 16:10
Originally posted by Siggy Romulus ] And that person is me... BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA Siggy Let me know how I can help with the creation of any of these wonderful things sig >  _____________________
"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once... shame on... shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again."
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Spencer Rutledge
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09-08-2004 17:14
Please add:
Yanni Parking Meters |
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Zaxk Zugzwang
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New Additions:
09-09-2004 11:34
Siegfried & Roy
Lighters That Don't Work Halitosis Carnivorous Arctic Shrews -Zaxk |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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09-09-2004 11:46
$500 Linden for the first person that can make me overly-friendly hamsterdroids that roam around and cling to people and go "eeeeee" before exploding!!!
I can build the hamsteroids but I'd need help with the scripting. I'm serious about this. Contact me in-world to collaborate. Oh and Carnivorous Arctic Shrews sound pretty cool too. $200 Linden for anyone that can make one of those. My Florida Yard Dogs are getting bored and need some new buddies to play with. Rose _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Dracus Templar
Founder of Mission House
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09-09-2004 12:45
Originally posted by Rose Karuna $500 Linden for the first person that can make me overly-friendly hamsterdroids that roam around and cling to people and go "eeeeee" before exploding!!! You make the hamster, I'll make the script.... I have an idea, actually. I already have a script for a critter that follows you around. It wouldn't be too hard to make it attach to an avatar and then make some noise before erupting a mass if particles and then silently dying. I like the idea. |
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
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09-09-2004 13:13
Dracus - I'll work on the hamster tonight and then drop it into your inventory. LOL I can't wait...
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Driftwood Nomad
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09-09-2004 14:33
Hehehe! SEMPRINI!
Pigs 3 Humans 1 Dinsdale! _____________________
Driftwood Nomad
D&D Dogs Co-founder "Second Life’s first AI companion animal" The Second Opinion, 08/05/2003 D&D Dogs HQ Pawaii (127, 63) Mainland Store Kuula (214, 124) http://www.sldogs.com SL Dogs Zazzle store!  |
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Mac Beach
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09-09-2004 15:36
Originally posted by Driftwood Nomad Hehehe! SEMPRINI! Pigs 3 Humans 1 Dinsdale! |
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Driftwood Nomad
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09-09-2004 17:15
NI!
Makes me wonder how many Monty Python fans we have in SL. Not just the movies...but the Flying Circus. I never wanted to be an avatar anyway...I want to be....a...LUMBERJACK! _____________________
Driftwood Nomad
D&D Dogs Co-founder "Second Life’s first AI companion animal" The Second Opinion, 08/05/2003 D&D Dogs HQ Pawaii (127, 63) Mainland Store Kuula (214, 124) http://www.sldogs.com SL Dogs Zazzle store! |
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Zaxk Zugzwang
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Dinsdale?
09-16-2004 09:42
Oh Dinsdale...Dinsdale?
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