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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
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04-09-2008 13:41
I'd try to top you guys but I'd just bomb.
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
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04-09-2008 13:43
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Max Herzog
Cloudy
Join date: 9 Jul 2006
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04-09-2008 13:44
See? It's all relative. Trout, can you stop fission for Einstein-related puns please? _____________________
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ArchTx Edo
Mystic/Artist/Architect
Join date: 13 Feb 2005
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04-09-2008 13:47
Not really. But as an advertising writer, I couldn't let the opportunity for a bad pun pass me by. ![]() What was your question? *snicker* /me thinks I have seen Raymond ask that before! _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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04-09-2008 13:48
Trout, can you stop fission for Einstein-related puns please? They're OK as long as they are Relative. Or else the Fallout will be Eggscrutiating _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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04-09-2008 14:07
They're OK as long as they are Relative. Or else the Fallout will be Eggscrutiating I hope we're not talking about my furniture... it's Early Relative. _____________________
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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04-09-2008 14:10
What was your question? * In each house lives a person of a different nationality. * These 5 owners all drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet. * No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigar or drinks the same drink as another owner. 1: The Briton lives in a red house. 2: The Swede keeps dogs as pets 3: The Dane drinks tea 4: The green house is on the left of the white house (they are also next door to each other) 5: The green house owner drinks coffee 6: The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds 7: The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill 8: The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk 9: The Norwegian lives in the first house 10: The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats 11: The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill 12: The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer 13: The German smokes Prince 14: The Norwegian lives next to the blue house 15: The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water. The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH? _____________________
Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
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04-09-2008 14:11
They're OK as long as they are Relative. Or else the Fallout will be Eggscrutiating Relatives are ok? - Only in parts of the South... and the fallout is usually taken care of with a shotgun ceremony. .d Sorry for egggin this thread even further off course... _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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04-09-2008 14:13
* There are 5 houses, each is a different colour * In each house lives a person of a different nationality. * These 5 owners all drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet. * No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigar or drinks the same drink as another owner. 1: The Briton lives in a red house. 2: The Swede keeps dogs as pets 3: The Dane drinks tea 4: The green house is on the left of the white house (they are also next door to each other) 5: The green house owner drinks coffee 6: The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds 7: The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill 8: The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk 9: The Norwegian lives in the first house 10: The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats 11: The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill 12: The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer 13: The German smokes Prince 14: The Norwegian lives next to the blue house 15: The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water. The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH? No one normal. _____________________
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Sling Trebuchet
Deleted User
Join date: 20 Jan 2007
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04-09-2008 14:18
..................... The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH? Nobody. With Havoc 4, the fish keep wandering off. A bit like crabs in the old days. _____________________
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
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04-09-2008 14:24
WHO KEEPS FISH? I do. I keep him in the closet as a backup in case Albert is busy. He also enjoys wearing a thong. ![]() _____________________
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
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04-09-2008 14:25
The question is: WHO KEEPS FISH? Are you tryin' to Godwin dis thread? _____________________
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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04-09-2008 14:30
I do. I keep him in the closet as a backup in case Albert is busy. He also enjoys wearing a thong. ![]() I just threw up a little... Do you keep Barney too? - Just saying.. Fish is not exactly the definition of reliability. .d _____________________
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
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04-09-2008 14:44
Detective Harris: Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out?
Fish: It can't be too bad. The doctor says it's like giving birth. _____________________
Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
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04-09-2008 14:48
I just threw up a little... Do you keep Barney too? Yep. Beer AND entertainment, (no thong though - they disintegrated a long time ago). ![]() _____________________
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!" |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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04-09-2008 15:07
Detective Harris: Hey Fish, does it hurt when those stones come out? Fish: It can't be too bad. The doctor says it's like giving birth. /me grins.. that was a very funny and unappreciated show. . _____________________
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
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04-09-2008 15:16
Do you keep Barney too? The dinosaur? _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-09-2008 15:24
The dinosaur? no - Fred Flintstone's neighbor. _____________________
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
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04-09-2008 16:53
The dinosaur? Well that is not nice... but I guess you could call him that by now. http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/barneymiller2.jpg _____________________
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
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04-09-2008 17:49
Well that is not nice... but I guess you could call him that by now. ![]() img tags work better for pics. _____________________
Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
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Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
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04-09-2008 18:04
nm... I'm an idiot.
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