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so a blond avie just approached me..
Davin Romano
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Join date: 21 Mar 2008
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06-09-2008 21:26
asking what IDK stands for..

I kindly replied "I dont know"

she replied back "omg, nobody does!!"


happy friday, try the cheese fries!
Macphisto Angelus
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06-09-2008 21:28
lol good one! :) Thanks for the humor to lighten the day.
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Kidd Krasner
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06-09-2008 22:08
Third base
Kaimi Kyomoon
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06-09-2008 22:29
Cute. Did you tell her Who's on first?
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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06-09-2008 23:07
I don' giddit. :confused:
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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06-10-2008 01:52
From: Vampaerus Wysznik
I don' giddit. :confused:


are you blond by any chance
:D

hehe
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Sling Trebuchet
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06-10-2008 02:02
From: Vampaerus Wysznik
I don' giddit. :confused:


IDG
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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06-10-2008 02:51
From: Rhaorth Antonelli
are you blond by any chance
:D

hehe
well I was born blue-eyed and blond...but the moontan has left me...uhm...smarter-hair-colored. :D
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Kidd Krasner
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06-10-2008 09:33
From: Kaimi Kyomoon
Cute. Did you tell her Who's on first?

No need, you just did.
Kaimi Kyomoon
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06-10-2008 09:55
From: Kidd Krasner
No need, you just did.
When?
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Snowflake Fairymeadow
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06-10-2008 10:27
What's black & blue & brown & lies in a ditch?


A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.
Lindal Kidd
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Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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06-10-2008 10:42
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?



Artificial intelligence.

/me steps well clear of the ditch...
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Pratyeka Muromachi
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06-10-2008 11:30
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?


It says "concentrate"...
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Gianni Berchot
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06-10-2008 11:39
So a blind man walks into a club and sits at the bar. He doesn't realize that it's ladies night.

He orders a beer and asks the bartender, "Would you like to hear a funny blonde joke?"

The female bartender replies, "Well, sir, you might want to be careful. I'm a blonde, and the lady to your left is a blonde, and the three biker chicks behind you are blonde, and the professional wrestler on your right is a blonde."

To which he replies, "Oh forget it. I don't want to have to explain it 6 times."



And that is my first post. :D
Rhaorth Antonelli
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06-10-2008 12:05
why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes



Toes Go In First
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Amaranthim Talon
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06-10-2008 12:13
From: Gianni Berchot
So a blind man walks into a club and sits at the bar. He doesn't realize that it's ladies night.

He orders a beer and asks the bartender, "Would you like to hear a funny blonde joke?"

The female bartender replies, "Well, sir, you might want to be careful. I'm a blonde, and the lady to your left is a blonde, and the three biker chicks behind you are blonde, and the professional wrestler on your right is a blonde."

To which he replies, "Oh forget it. I don't want to have to explain it 6 times."



And that is my first post. :D

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Kaimi Kyomoon
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06-10-2008 22:24
From: Gianni Berchot
So a blind man walks into a club and sits at the bar. He doesn't realize that it's ladies night.

He orders a beer and asks the bartender, "Would you like to hear a funny blonde joke?"

The female bartender replies, "Well, sir, you might want to be careful. I'm a blonde, and the lady to your left is a blonde, and the three biker chicks behind you are blonde, and the professional wrestler on your right is a blonde."

To which he replies, "Oh forget it. I don't want to have to explain it 6 times."



And that is my first post. :D
And it's a good one. May you make many more. Welcome.
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i think people are afraid of me or something.
Brenda Connolly
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06-10-2008 22:26
What's the difference between a Blonde and a 747?





Not everyone has been in a 747.

Thank You Cleveland!
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Damien1 Thorne
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06-10-2008 22:50
What does a blonde say after sex?

So... are you guys all on the same football team?
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Snowflake Fairymeadow
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06-10-2008 23:02
How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?






Opens up the car door.
Lindal Kidd
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Posts: 8,371
06-11-2008 08:23
A blonde took her car into the bodyshop to fix some dents caused by a hailstorm.

The mechanic decided to mess with her a little, and said, "You can fix those yourself. Just blow real hard into the exhaust pipe, and they'll pop right out."

The lady went home and tried the mechanic's suggestion. While she was blowing into the exhaust pipe, her roommate, also a blonde, came home and asked her what she was doing.

"The body shop guy told me I could pop out the hail dents like this...but it doesn't seem to be working."

"Well, duh! Of course not...you have to put the windows up first."
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Claire Silverspar
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Join date: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 5,375
06-11-2008 08:30
2 blondes walk into a building..


You would have thought one of them would have seen it...



How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?



Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Ghosty Kips
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Join date: 2 May 2008
Posts: 2,386
06-11-2008 08:30
A blonde was driving in the country one day, and spied another blonde in a rowboat ... in the middle of a dried up river-bed along the highway. She pulled over, got out, and yelled to the blond in the boat, "You know, dumb girls like you give us blondes a bad rap ... and if I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and tell you to your face!"
Colette Forster
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Join date: 4 Apr 2008
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06-11-2008 08:38
LMAO...Y'all are just so crazy!
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Damien1 Thorne
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06-11-2008 08:43
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."

Signed,
"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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