So How Do I Kill An Alt?
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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08-12-2008 09:11
After events of recent days past, I've decided that I don't need or want my 2 alts, Emer Fitzpatrick or Oisin Fitzgerald. I never log them in, I don't need them, they're cluttering up the database, and I'm tired of alt games.
How do I tell LL to delete them forever?
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Damien1 Thorne
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Join date: 26 Aug 2007
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08-12-2008 09:14
On your account page there is a link to cancel account on the left side of the page. It is the last item in the Membership section.
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Viktoria Dovgal
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Join date: 29 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 09:15
On the my account page, you'll find a cancel link in the blue thing on the left (careful that you're logged into the right name on the SL web site, I've come soooo close to doing horrible things).
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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08-12-2008 09:18
Right on, many thanks!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 10:29
God, you're boring.
Stage a huge party where you have them marry each other. Give them "alternate political beliefs" Then have a mass uprising by the party members and lynch them both at their own wedding. Stuff them in a casket. Only maybe...just maybe, one or both oif them survives. Raise cain in group chat periodically, or get into long arguments with the ghost of your alt.
Hold on. I'll BRB. The ghost of Mumfuzz is driving me nuts by dragging chains around in the attic again. Pretty soon he'll cast them off and make some stupid Communist analogy. I hate him. I'm going to chase him around with the vacuum cleaner and pretend to be Bill Murray in Ghostbusters. Bring the video camera - this should be entertaining.
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Brann Georgia
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08-12-2008 10:34
From: Trout Recreant ... lynch them both at their own wedding. Stuff them in a casket. Ohh, I can bring a casket! I found a very nice one with pretty red lining in a freebie box and have been dying to use it. Well, not literally dying, or I'd be saving it for later. But since I'm neither dead nor undead in the meanwhile and it doesn't match the furniture, anyway, I never get to use it for anthing. It's yours, Oryx, just say the word.
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
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08-12-2008 10:43
Please oh please another funeral! Maybe a funeral pyre this time?
/me brings boxes of matches, a gallon of kerosene. Kaboom!
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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08-12-2008 11:17
You guys are great. I was trying to come up with a way to bring Mumfuzz into this, but the tone of the thread was too somber to derail it with frivolity. Or so I thought. Nice to see I was wrong.
I hope you DO manage to suck up that pinko ghost, Trout. Lynnette STILL is useless around the office (when she bothers to show up at all). The place is going to hell, and all because she's all mooney ga-ga over that probably-dead noob pervert.
Oryx...don't listen to him. He can't even off his own alt efficiently.
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Macphisto Angelus
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08-12-2008 11:26
Every time you kill an alt you make Philip cry. 
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wALT Oppewall
…crap I’m an alt!
Join date: 6 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 11:36
Alticide is a crime you know…isn’t it? /me taking names. we know where you live 
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
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08-12-2008 11:39
From: wALT Oppewall Alticide is a crime you know…isn’t it? /me taking names. we know where you live  Oh no!!!!!!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/22424687@N05/2467714468/ 
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wALT Oppewall
…crap I’m an alt!
Join date: 6 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 11:57
I have seen evil and its name is Deira! i hope you got indigestion Top of this list you go!
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wALT Oppewall
…crap I’m an alt!
Join date: 6 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 12:03
Whoa! Almost posted in another thread thinking I was my other me…LOL! bye 
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3Ring Binder
always smile
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08-12-2008 12:06
From: wALT Oppewall Whoa! Almost posted in another thread thinking I was my other me…LOL! bye  
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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08-12-2008 12:07
From: Lindal Kidd You guys are great. I was trying to come up with a way to bring Mumfuzz into this, but the tone of the thread was too somber to derail it with frivolity. Or so I thought. Nice to see I was wrong.
I hope you DO manage to suck up that pinko ghost, Trout. Lynnette STILL is useless around the office (when she bothers to show up at all). The place is going to hell, and all because she's all mooney ga-ga over that probably-dead noob pervert.
Oryx...don't listen to him. He can't even off his own alt efficiently. I've got some questions for Lynette. I think I can get her to talk. Alt's have no Constitutional rights, correct? I can use "unconventional" methods of questiong them. I'll find out where that damned Mumfuzz is, then he's mine. Oh yes, all mine.
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Mjolnir Uriza
Hammer of the Gods
Join date: 14 Sep 2007
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08-12-2008 12:31
has seen alot of attention lately for a VRA-Vampire Rights Amendment if it does pass i forsee an AAR ALt Rights Amendment- that or it's a pirate cheer not sure which
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
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08-12-2008 12:41
From: wALT Oppewall I have seen evil and its name is Deira! i hope you got indigestion Top of this list you go! I'm sorry :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( I was hungry :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( I couldn't help it! :,,,,,,,( I'm a vegetarian now. 
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Brenda Connolly
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08-12-2008 12:43
From: Macphisto Angelus Every time you kill an alt you make Philip cry.  Then we need to make him SuperSad.
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Mjolnir Uriza
Hammer of the Gods
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08-12-2008 12:44
From: Deira Llanfair I'm sorry :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( I was hungry :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,( I couldn't help it! :,,,,,,,( I'm a vegetarian now.  the new meatetairian commercal from wendys just kills me
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
Join date: 2 May 2008
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08-12-2008 12:48
From: Oryx Tempel After events of recent days past, I've decided that I don't need or want my 2 alts, Emer Fitzpatrick or Oisin Fitzgerald. I never log them in, I don't need them, they're cluttering up the database, and I'm tired of alt games.
How do I tell LL to delete them forever? What a shame. Had you chosen different first names, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald would have been the gay Irish couple everyone invites to parties. 
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Macphisto Angelus
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08-12-2008 12:51
From: Brenda Connolly Then we need to make him SuperSad. Can you imagine the buttpuckering at LL if for the next protest over something everyone deleted some alts. That would really buck the numbers, eh?
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foehn Breed
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08-12-2008 12:52
What no "Can I have their stuff?"
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Sling Trebuchet
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08-12-2008 12:55
From: Oryx Tempel After events of recent days past, I've decided that I don't need or want my 2 alts, Emer Fitzpatrick or Oisin Fitzgerald. I never log them in, I don't need them, they're cluttering up the database, and I'm tired of alt games.
How do I tell LL to delete them forever? The names remind me of an old politically-incorrect joke in Ireland about two gay guys named Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick. Had you chosen those name for your alts, I suppose you could have ARed their names for being too suggestive in a PG sim. Edit: Darn it! Speed scanning. I missed Ghosty's post  Another edit: I suppose that wouldn't have the desired effect anyway. Some kind Linden might have simply suggested that you change their first names.
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Brenda Connolly
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08-12-2008 12:55
From: Macphisto Angelus Can you imagine the buttpuckering at LL if for the next protest over something everyone deleted some alts.
That would really buck the numbers, eh? Ohhhhhh....I'd create an army of alts just to do it! You Magnificent Bastige!
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
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08-12-2008 12:57
From: Sling Trebuchet Edit: Darn it! Speed scanning. I missed Ghosty's post  nyah nyah
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