Any child friendly furry Gor sims I can bot?

It's FRIDAY!!!

Orientation Island Public

Quadrifecta of DRAMA

Try Allana

It's Friday!

HAHAHA!!!!

Allana is a vile pit of desperation and dispair. I would think any one on this FORUM would hop in their CAR and TELl them HANG their head OUT the window while driving as fast as possibly to a new place.

What? You have a thing against Mari's neighours?

Good God, did you read the fine print? Also starring Jack Palance! lol. I bet he'd love to forget this film...

Hanja... But it already has a ton of group invite bots. (^_^)

Now... Where's that kid safe nudist colony?... I wanna play lawn darts. (^_^)y

He already has, he died in 2006.

You should always keep your head and arms inside the car,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFFQ68PxGI

Waterhead

You can watch it on youtube as brought to you by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I'm directing a movie called Goutlaws of Ore. It's about miners with sore toe knuckles.

Edit!

Aaaannnnnnnd, here it is!

Goutlaws of Ore! A movie by Trout Recreant.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1887571

Ibtl

I KNEW there was something funny about that place! XD

*washes tea spray from monitor* (>_<

That's it? "IBTL" Friday afternoon and that's all you got? OK, you. You...whatever you are. You'd better fess up and tell us what you did with Colette! Where is she? So help me God, I'll get Oryx to kick your ass. We need her around here. (Colette, not Oryx. OK, we need Oryx, too.) Cough her up, you ne'er do well! You'd better not try to ransom her, either. Most of us are broke. I spent all my Lindens on popcorn, WWII fighter planes and beer. Brenda spent hers on shoes. Lindal spent hers on shiny stuff and a pink helicopter. Broke! So no ransom for you, you animal!

/me breaks out his favorite weapon - the donkey-mounted flaming-cactus catapult and prepares for WAR.

No no no. A Friday thread has to start like this

1st post:
OP: "Linden Labs sucks. They a) let someone steal my design b) didn't give me back my Lindens$ after I loaned them to that nice girl who stole them. c) let people have sexies in ways of which I disapprove." pause for breath "So I am gonna a) sue them. b) report them to the FBI c) report them to Dateline NBC 'To Catch a Perv'. d) All the above."


2nd post

A normal sane poster. "Why? That makes no sense and the action is not against the law."

3rd post

OP: Frothing at the lips a little. "You boogerhead! You are a) a drinker of LL kool aid.
b) a perv who will burn in the fires of hell. c) a Gorean age player who likes furries."

Posts 4 to when it gets locked: Mocking and jests at the expense of the OP.

this cant be a good Friday thread - theres nothing to derail!

however its the first thread in a while that had all the earmarks to get locked.

IBTL

That is not GOR...read the books...find another place to go

Of course not. It was India. I couldn't find actual Goreans to play the actors so I outsourced. The gout was real, though. You should see that guy's feet. They're AWFUL. I had Kraft Services serve him an extra helping of butter and lobster with a couple steaks and a bottle of Cabernet. It didn't seem to help at all. Plus, the steaks kind of pissed him off...you know...Hindu and all. Not a good scene, that. I'd make a Bollywood clip out of it, but it would probably be pretty intolerant and I get enough hate mail as it is.

Anyway, Gorywood isn't nearly as funny as Bollywood. So you have to break a few eggs to make an omlette.

You can get the Gor books at Amazon.com

Watch out for the Sleens.

Yeah but women in saris vs women in silks... hmmmm - tough choice

For the record I never saw you play with your sword.. I know that you understand that when you unsheathe a weapon it needs to be used.. and not just 'played' with.

.d

But he invented the internet.. and now you got me wondering if HE played with his sword...?

.d

Oh the stories my Mother used to tell of her Childhood on Gor.......