Well here you go. One swipe of this stuff and he will never stray.
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Lip-Balm_p_40.html
Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! A great stocking stuffer, J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats. Free shipping.
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Chris Norse
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08-11-2009 16:26
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
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08-11-2009 16:31
/me pukes (subtly and lady like of course) in a corner...
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
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08-11-2009 16:50
Great if he's a German Shepherd.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
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08-11-2009 16:55
What if he's a vegetarian? Ummm we are talking about men.  /me ducks and runs. _____________________
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Marcush Nemeth
Registered User
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08-11-2009 17:20
It'd only make me chew hard instead of bite gently..
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Raudf Fox
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08-11-2009 17:22
Okay, I'll eat deep fried bacon with great glee, but no way in heck would I wear that stuff.
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08-11-2009 19:19
score one for the dolcett crowd
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Isablan Neva
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08-11-2009 19:43
/wanders off to make a BLT.
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3Ring Binder
always smile
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08-11-2009 20:16
the bacon bra
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Malia Writer
Unemployed in paradise
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08-11-2009 20:16
Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! _____________________
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Tarina Sewell
Just Browsing Thank you
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08-11-2009 20:36
the bacon bra cute, um... eww... Double blades work well for stubbies to. |
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Dagmar Heideman
Bokko Dancer
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08-11-2009 20:38
You can put pig in a lipstick but....umm wait that's not how the saying goes....
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
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08-11-2009 21:37
the bacon bra That's just not right. ..and they say people in SL have too much free time and no lives  Ps-If I was going to try keeping a man interested with meat products on my body, it wouldn't be bacon, and it *wouldn't* be on my face  _____________________
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say Moo
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08-11-2009 21:51
bacon...
I don't like bacon. I like my lady as she is.  and yes, I am a real man... |
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Dagmar Heideman
Bokko Dancer
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08-11-2009 22:04
The only bacon that can touch my breasts is Kevin Bacon!
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
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08-11-2009 22:33
Would it spread on toast? I haven't had a decent bit of bacon or ham for nigh on ten years.
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
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08-12-2009 01:37
Hmm I wonder if dark chocolate spread works on women
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08-12-2009 02:05
bacon... I don't like bacon. I like my lady as she is. and yes, I am a real man... What if it were dairy...say cheese? _____________________
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23rdDjin Negulesco
Unfinished Build Master
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08-12-2009 02:06
the cheese stands alone...
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Ephraim Kappler
Reprobate
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08-12-2009 02:43
What if it were dairy...say cheese? Roquefort lip balm? Yum. |
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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08-12-2009 02:45
Well here you go. One swipe of this stuff and he will never stray. http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Lip-Balm_p_40.html Now you can make yourself taste like bacon! A great stocking stuffer, J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats. Free shipping. Think how many divorces wouldn't have happened if this had been invented sooner. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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sable Valentine
AU United
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08-12-2009 05:31
the bacon bra Eewwww....... _____________________
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
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08-12-2009 05:35
Did you know a big perfume company did an extensive survey to find out what smell would make women most attractive to men, and then when they found out they buried the results?
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SmokeEmA Doobie
Registered User
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08-12-2009 06:21
The only bacon that can touch my breasts is Kevin Bacon! That's creepy! |
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sable Valentine
AU United
Join date: 30 Apr 2006
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08-12-2009 06:30
I love the smell of bacon. I wonder if a study has been done on what scents women find attractive on men. Ok...other than money.
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