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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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04-17-2008 14:40
You can't be that closed minded, condescending and dismissive still be any good at it. I suspect a lack of creativity and imagination too. I'm not saying everyone has to run out and do it right now - that's totally a personal choice - but if you can't see how it might be even a *little* bit fun with the right person...well. _____________________
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Damien1 Thorne
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,877
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04-17-2008 14:42
... although there's this hot young tomato at the grocery store I've had my eye on. Maybe I'll say hi the next time I'm in the produce dept. I think she ran off with a cucumber. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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04-17-2008 14:43
I've got a crush on an orange down the road. She's quite a cupful. Yeah - but that tomato...I bet if I got her hot enough she'd get pretty saucy. Sigh. That was awful. ((Long time no see, Slack! I meant to tell you how much I love the Hangout HUD you made. It rocks! I can't get anything done anymore, because there's always a reminder at the bottom of my screen that there's a party going on without me. )) _____________________
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
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04-17-2008 14:46
Neva Naughty's
Sexy Jessies (sp) You and Me Mall Bits and Bobs Risque JB's (has two super looped ones, they run about L$10,000 or more each) These are all great. /me taps her chin with her finger wondering if a tomato is really large enough? (squish) _____________________
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Fiona Branagh
... or her equivalent.
Join date: 1 Feb 2007
Posts: 156
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04-17-2008 14:46
Someone asked what the 'best' sex animations in SL were... and I rightly replied that, as it isn't actual sex, then there isn't anything in SL that could be considered 'best' as it's really only the equivalent of masturbating to a porn movie. I have yet to do any 'pixel slapping' in SL as I've had no reason whatsoever to do it. I'm too busy with other things. But I find your attitude condescending and facetious, Broccoli. If someone had asked 'what's the best book-reading animation' I somehow doubt you'd have 'rightly replied' that there are no best book-reading animations because avatars do not actually read books. Of COURSE they don't actually read books, ride horses, walk, kiss, or do anything at all, as they are avatars that are doing virtual things on our screens. Any question about any kind of animation innately assumes that we are talking about code that makes an imaginary avatar behave in a virtual fashion. It's obvious that you're hijacking this thread as an excuse to grandstand about your personal beliefs about sex and the internet. We don't care about your sexual mores, as you were most definitely not asked. _____________________
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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04-17-2008 14:48
Fiona, will you be my friend?
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Fiona Branagh
... or her equivalent.
Join date: 1 Feb 2007
Posts: 156
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04-17-2008 14:49
Sure, but we can't be BEST friends, because it's virtual ;D
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Garrett Laramide
Upholder of Murphy's Law
Join date: 27 Dec 2006
Posts: 249
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04-17-2008 14:50
I have yet to do any 'pixel slapping' in SL as I've had no reason whatsoever to do it. I'm too busy with other things. But I find your attitude condescending and facetious, Broccoli. If someone had asked 'what's the best book-reading animation' I somehow doubt you'd have 'rightly replied' that there are no best book-reading animations because avatars do not actually read books. Of COURSE they don't actually read books, ride horses, walk, kiss, or do anything at all, as they are avatars that are doing virtual things on our screens. Any question about any kind of animation innately assumes that we are talking about code that makes an imaginary avatar behave in a virtual fashion. It's obvious that you're hijacking this thread as an excuse to grandstand about your personal beliefs about sex and the internet. We don't care about your sexual mores, as you were most definitely not asked. /me applauds Fiona _____________________
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Cristalle Karami
Lady of the House
Join date: 4 Dec 2006
Posts: 6,222
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04-17-2008 14:51
Amen to that! I totally agree. There was a movie (I am in a cinematic mood right now) where he has a bet with his friends that he will go without sex for x number of days. He ends up falling for this amazing girl. Those sexless love scenes are so great and so erotic. I saw that! 40 Days and 40 Nights with Josh Hartnett and Shannyn Sossamon. Fun movie! _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:16
All I wanted were some suggestions - kinda like a shopping list. Dear me, (as my auntie says when county cricket disappoints her yet again) I didn't mean to rattle cages.
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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04-17-2008 20:28
i like broccoli with a nice cheese sauce, ....
2nds bits n bobs, Strokerz and give MD a try they have several multi-animation couple balls that are great. i recommend the 6-in-1 lady on table(i think thats what its called). _____________________
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
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04-17-2008 20:43
The following are just some more ideas - what is "best" is really subjective. There is a futon that converts to a bed (really cool for that part alone - has a little round table that is either an end table or coffee table depending on if the futon or bed part is being used)...anyway.... It has a whole range of MLP cuddling/sex animations that are also more realistic than many out there (at least last time I looked). It is at Pond's Life Asian Store. My partner owns the futon - It's from Pond's Life and just want to second that it's amazing! Also the fun thing about that little table in front of it is that it enables a partner to table dance for another and that's a hoot! Sex in SL is what you make it. If it turns you on, then grab it and growl. Personally for me it's just hilarious and never fails to make me grin and giggle. OMG especially at some of the faces the avis make! Now the cuddles are a different matter altogether. I get way more out of the cuddles. Some of them are just so damn sweet. _____________________
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Milla Alexandre
Milla Alexandre
Join date: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,759
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04-17-2008 22:39
OMG this is one touchy ass subject ... ouch.
Ok...I have no idea since I lost interest in SL sex ages ago......no issues with those who do....I just don't cause it ceased to be interesting to me. But....I had seen some very cool kama sutra animations at one time and thought they looked really creative and well formed. I dont know who does em....but I'm betting just searching 'kama sutra' would locate them easily enough. Anyway.....I'm here to say that lack of interest in pixel sex in no way indicates prudish attitudes (ask my fiance he'll tell ya I'm anything but a prude) But I do think that some folks sinply move beyond it. It all depends on your personal situation and your reasons for being in SL in the first place. For me....I'm not single...I simply had fun experimenting at first because it was a novelty and I'd just sort of goof off with friends.....but I never got anything out of it. I'm too much of a realist...what can I say...I like the complete experience and I'm fortunate enough that I have a fantastic partner IRL. But....hey.....we're all exploring and finding the things that we enjoy in SL.....sex obviously being one of em. I would not bash anyone here for what they enjoy... but I wouldn't bash anyone for dismissing pixel sex either because I can relate. I just can't get into it. Even if my fiance were able to get into SL from where he is.... I doubt we'd have sex......we're just not wired for long distance intimacies.....but dam are we ever wired for each other. Um....I also happen to have a wearable sex animation HUD that lets you do a multitude of things just about anywhere the mood strikes ya. So....um..... if you're interested, contact me. lol I think it came from Nava Naughty...Premium sex HUD.... it has some great stuff....but I haven't so much as given it a dusting in months LOL |
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Infrared Wind
Gridologist
Join date: 7 Jan 2007
Posts: 662
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04-17-2008 23:01
There are not a few people who totally get off on phone sex.
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,707
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04-18-2008 03:58
Someone asked what the 'best' sex animations in SL were... and I rightly replied that, as it isn't actual sex, then there isn't anything in SL that could be considered 'best' as it's really only the equivalent of masturbating to a porn movie. Me? I think I'd rather knit. So they aren't actual sex animations? Because that's what they asked for , not actual sex. Yeah and you would have told someone who wanted to go to a Jazz club that Jazz sounded like out of tune bagpipes Anyway SL sex would always be more exciting than your profile, you're apparently not interested in anything inworld by you picks _____________________
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,707
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04-18-2008 04:01
I have yet to do any 'pixel slapping' in SL as I've had no reason whatsoever to do it. I'm too busy with other things. But I find your attitude condescending and facetious, Broccoli. If someone had asked 'what's the best book-reading animation' I somehow doubt you'd have 'rightly replied' that there are no best book-reading animations because avatars do not actually read books. Of COURSE they don't actually read books, ride horses, walk, kiss, or do anything at all, as they are avatars that are doing virtual things on our screens. Any question about any kind of animation innately assumes that we are talking about code that makes an imaginary avatar behave in a virtual fashion. It's obvious that you're hijacking this thread as an excuse to grandstand about your personal beliefs about sex and the internet. We don't care about your sexual mores, as you were most definitely not asked. YIFFY! Makez Seches Now? _____________________
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Pie Psaltery
runs w/scissors
Join date: 13 Jan 2004
Posts: 987
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04-18-2008 04:47
... although there's this hot young tomato at the grocery store I've had my eye on. Maybe I'll say hi the next time I'm in the produce dept.  Unlike pixel sex, this is a REAL tomato, so perhaps Broccoli would consent to a little hawt veggie on veggie action. Those eggplants sure look ready for action anyway. _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
Posts: 12,032
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04-18-2008 05:05
I just visited a place called B-Dazzeled that was awesome - there were not so much sex as cuddles but they were some of the sweetest I have seen
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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04-18-2008 06:03
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. _____________________
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2k Suisei
Registered User
Join date: 9 Nov 2006
Posts: 2,150
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04-18-2008 06:08
Thanks, I have an excuse now.
BTW - Is there any health benefits from using rubber dolls? ..please |
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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04-18-2008 07:26
My partner owns the futon - It's from Pond's Life and just want to second that it's amazing! Also the fun thing about that little table in front of it is that it enables a partner to table dance for another and that's a hoot! Sex in SL is what you make it. If it turns you on, then grab it and growl. Personally for me it's just hilarious and never fails to make me grin and giggle. OMG especially at some of the faces the avis make! Now the cuddles are a different matter altogether. I get way more out of the cuddles. Some of them are just so damn sweet. Ohhh, yes! That table is a riot. I agree with the cuddles opinion. I love the intimacy and the mood set by the sweet cuddles. Often it leads to something more...but other times the closeness and quietly talking while cuddling is very nice. There's a cuddle set from Bits&Bobs called "Lover's Embrace." My absolute favorite!! _____________________
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Czari Zenovka
I've Had it With "PC"!
Join date: 3 May 2007
Posts: 3,688
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04-18-2008 07:31
what about gay sex? I do not recall bits&bobs having much on that, maybe 2... ? Otherwise they are designed for innies and outies... So how about some specific gay or lesbian poseballs places? Also, where can I buy a spanking animation I can put into my own poseball for something I made? (I can only find hud things on SLexchange) and no copy mod trans permission. Check out CM Designs. As an example, here is one of her products: /196/68/223217/1.html _____________________
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
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04-18-2008 08:50
Risque has some of the best ones out. They do lean toward the "rougher" side. *gunshot* .. and they're off! A good start to the race, Bob. Oddly enough, a wild-eyed, salivating brunette has taken an impressive early lead... and get this, she's doing it wearing overpriced, nomod f*** me pumps too  |
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Fand Aeon
Registered User
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 258
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04-18-2008 08:52
My hubby and I like Primal Dreams. They have lesbian animation as well. It is a neat shop to visit, 3 floors and a balcony with different themes.
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foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,142
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04-18-2008 11:47
My hubby and I like Primal Dreams. They have lesbian animation as well. It is a neat shop to visit, 3 floors and a balcony with different themes. I love that build! _____________________
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