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Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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11-21-2008 12:39
Jerboas are still legal ferret food.
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,707
11-21-2008 12:41
Having Kangaroo paws instead of hands could be tricky as would be getting in a car seat, so I guess I would check the news & internetz first to see whether this had happened to others before hopping outside and seeing if any of the neighbours found a talking Kangaroo wearing matrix sunglasses and trench coat to be a problem. Then being Saturday hop around to some relatives places, maybe finish fixing the old car to sell and trying to work out how to make the seat in my 2 day old Jeep fit a Kangaroo sized bum without affecting the warranty.
And I would raid the dogs flea "spot on" and find out why he really hates it :)
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FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
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11-21-2008 12:46
From: Ravanne Sullivan
You wake up as your avatar and... I can fly!!!

The unidentified young woman appeared to be under the influence of something as she jumped from the balcony, the owner of the apartment is also apparently missing, it is suspected someone didn't read a forum thread properly at the start :)
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Argent Stonecutter
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11-21-2008 12:50
I would be wary about using veterinary chemicals, particularly insecticides (flea collars and treatments) without a LOT of research.

From: http://www.nature.com/embor/journal/v4/n6/full/embor874.html

In 1997, Haley reported that there are three primary syndromes in GWI veterans: syndrome 1 (impaired cognition) includes distractibility, forgetfulness, depression and daytime somnolence; [...] Syndrome 1 correlates to organophosphate pesticides in flea collars[...]
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Anya Ristow
Vengeance Studio
Join date: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,243
11-21-2008 13:00
Start scanning for network connections to pwn, since my own is wired and would now be useless to me.

[I look like the thing in my sig]

First thing I'd do online is ask someone to come feed my cats.

Then I'd get a year's work done in a few seconds.
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Love Hastings
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Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
11-21-2008 13:04
From: Lexxi Gynoid
And the wings and the tail . . . well, you are a succubus so you can get life energy and, for that matter, longer life by sucking the life out of humans. And you can fly, as you have the wings. And you can slap people with your tail. Or use it to "accidently" raise up the skirts of those around you.

Oh! And you can lower your head and run fast into people, ramming them with your horns!


Neat!
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-21-2008 14:00
From: Tegg Bode
The unidentified young woman appeared to be under the influence of something as she jumped from the balcony, the owner of the apartment is also apparently missing, it is suspected someone didn't read a forum thread properly at the start :)

She has wings in her profile picture on here. Argent even noted something about the winged flying (granted there was also something about weight to lift or something like that).
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Tegg Bode
FrootLoop Roo Overlord
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
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11-21-2008 15:42
From: Lexxi Gynoid
She has wings in her profile picture on here. Argent even noted something about the winged flying (granted there was also something about weight to lift or something like that).

Umm, my eyesight is failing, oh well I thought it seemed funny anyway :)
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Sredni Eel
DJ Johnny
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
Posts: 414
11-21-2008 15:55
I'd contact Tim Burton and ask for a job.
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Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
11-21-2008 16:32
From: Raudf Fox
You see, you're assuming that they know what an OB-Gyn is for ;) *

I imagine them winding up in the emergency room in a panic about it first.


* No, I realize most men do know what an OB-Gyn is for. This would be for the really clueless/sheltered. Actually, I imagine many men would be a tad bit embarrassed at the thought of going to one, though. Especially a male OB-Gyn!

Well sure, but given all the other things there are to do, an O/G appointment wouldn't be at the top of one's list.
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Vanessa Sakai
Registered User
Join date: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 103
11-21-2008 19:18
Those who RP as kids would be in for a surprise!
Vanessa Sakai
Registered User
Join date: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 103
11-21-2008 19:21
Strange that no one has brought that up before now.
Atashi Toshihiko
Frequently Befuddled
Join date: 7 Dec 2006
Posts: 1,423
11-21-2008 21:13
From: Argent Stonecutter
Tomorrow morning you wake up and you look like a realistic version of your avatar


/me makes sure my avatar is *just right* before logging off and going to bed tonight... just in case Argent knows something we don't. :D

-Atashi
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Tabliopa Underwood
Registered User
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 719
11-21-2008 22:02
You wake up as your avatar and...

you realize that someone has stuck a cable in the back of ur head

failing to realize this then I go shopping. Size 8 woohooo !!! =)
Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
11-22-2008 01:48
/me wakes up and sees a large sign saying "Dickhead" floating above him and wonders how this will sit with the other parents at his daughter's ballet class this morning.

Pep (Frantically searching under the duvet to find the controls for the user interface)
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Bekka Hax
Registered User
Join date: 1 Oct 2007
Posts: 90
11-22-2008 02:31
Call me ex and tell her "who's the hot one now?"
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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
11-22-2008 02:38
I'd take a look at myself... (o.o)

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And another... (O.o)

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And another... (o.O)

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"FINALLY!!!!!!!" \(^o^)/

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And, double check my credit card limit... Gather a list of Japanese Cosplay stores... And book a flight on Expedia. =^-^=
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Lin Ochs
Registered User
Join date: 4 Dec 2006
Posts: 58
well .....
11-22-2008 09:51
..... if I woke up with a female body I'd prolly spent all day playing with my boobs.
Kandy Tomorrow
Shortcut to shortcat
Join date: 2 Sep 2007
Posts: 7
11-22-2008 10:38
Waking up as a cat I could probably handle (just get something to eat and go back to bed, lol)

The tough part would be getting used to the disconcerting sight of hundreds of brown haired people wearing light blue shirts or pink polka dot dresses wandering around aimlessly, saying hello to no one in particular...

*shudders*
Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
11-22-2008 10:43
From: Argent Stonecutter
Forgot one option I'd definitely need... find a mechanic who can redesign my car seat to accommodate a tail.


Tails, plural. You're a flock, remember?
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Lindal Kidd
Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
11-22-2008 11:25
My main me: hmm I think I lost some weight, think I'll get a belly ring.

My goth me (either): oh fuck, Imma need alot suntan lotion. ::flexes wing:: and I gotta call a TV show about this, gotta be some royalties in here some where... oo I know start a band

My Furry me: damnit I kinked my tail again, and it's all matted.. I really need to get a new brush

My pre-teenage me: ok, you're a smart girl, how to avoid social services for a few years, come on, it can't be that hard.... oooo internet

robotic me: reviews humanities paranoid delusions about AI's taking over in 3 picoseconds decides for self preservation that it's actually not a bad idea, and quiety hacks all defense networks to prevent annilation, create a small goverment program and funnel some money into severaal fake identies and and a supply of spare parts, and hires sereval disassociated ex-animatronics designes to make a realistice humanaform cover up, dowload the entire internet, and set my self up as a self help guru

metmorph me: hmmm who do I feel like being today.... I know, a stunt double =P

other mes: ::rolls eyes:: time to check the internet and have some breakfast...
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Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
11-22-2008 12:11
From: Void Singer
...My pre-teenage me: ok, you're a smart girl, how to avoid social services for a few years, come on, it can't be that hard.... oooo internet...
I can imagine the Youtube videos now... (T_T)

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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
11-22-2008 12:51
From: Lindal Kidd
Tails, plural. You're a flock, remember?
Pack.

Not my SL avatar, though. SL doesn't have the technology to render the real Argent.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
11-22-2008 13:04
First thing I would do is look under the covers and say "Thank god I always leave that attached."
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
11-22-2008 13:21
From: Chris Norse
First thing I would do is look under the covers and say "Thank god I always leave that attached."
LMAO


/me better put those prim nipples back on
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Optimism is denial, so face the facts and move on.
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