Since we can't log in.........Forum Party!!!!!!!!!

I only stick it out if I intend to use it.

/me will meet you bright and early, my house, make sure it's ready to go

Carefully sits a big fancy Christmas tin of Chocolate Fudge near Alyx and carefully keeps distance goes off to my own personal TMI booth that resembles the forum's Outhouse

/me looks at his watch

i finish work in an hour, by the time i get home thats 1.5 hours. i hope SL is up by then

otherwise time for a few tinnies on the front porch watching the rain, throwing empty cans at youngsters

-Crunch

/Think I'll go level another warlock.

/me shouts "Firebird!" . . . What? oh . . darn . . hehe

When in doubt, have another eggnog.

ooh missed the party. Actually I was one of the few survivors still in the grid. It was lovely. Couldnt do anything but chat to my two friends who were also stuck there.

Oooooh, thankies! Far better than old that pie!

*doesn't even have internet at home atm, moving back up to Scotland Saturday so it got cut off*

*Dances like an idiot all across the dancefloor, after one or twelve drinks considering trying again on the ceiling*

Ah I missed it.

I did something really STUPID ... I went to look at IRC.

OMG

Why in the name of hell did I do that? Oh yes then I had an argument RL. WHEEE! Thanks LL!

/me sips the eggnog, chokes and hoarsely whispers, "Smoothhh".

Trout, your jokes are sounding even funnier than usualy toonigte...

/me logs in takes a look around and says....Seesh...some bunch of wild goings on here last night

/me prods a comatose body with her toe...and settles down on the sofa for a slice of weeks old black forest cake.

That is some magical cake. No matter how many slices I eat it is still there, no matter how many slices I eat i am still here . . . the wonders of SL.

Keep drinking the eggnog, I also get better looking.

So, a guy and a monkey walk into a bar, the monkey runs over to the pool table and swallows the cueball whole.

Bartender: "HEY! Your monkey just ate my cueball!!"
Guy: "I'm sorry - I've never seen him do that before - I'll take care of this. I'll be back next week"

Guy takes the monkey and leaves. One week later, the guy and the monkey walk into the bar. The guy puts a cueball on the bar.

Guy: "See? I told you I'd make it right"

All of a sudden, the monkey jumps up on the bar, runs over to a bowl of peanuts, grabs a peanut and sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.

Bartender: "Did you see that? Your monkey stuck a peanut up his butt then pulled it out and ate it. That's disgusting!"

Guy: "Well, ever since the cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."

A trick that I've found from reading autobiographies and biographies by stand up comics is to personalize it.

I walk into a bar with my pet monkey spike.

Chris, V7 got a hearty approval from my Dutch friend whilst the tango-ing Feline got a hearty approval from me


Ha ha, I really *do* have the tee shirt

Hiya Trout!! ... mm, must be home time! .... <slam>

/me whispers to Sindy, "Give it another jolt, Sindy. I've got a longer ways to go than I thought."

*sip* Allll righty, bucko, you ashked for it.

An Indian chief goes to his shaman to complain of an illness. The shaman gives him a length of leather thong, and says "Bite off and eat a piece of this each day for a week. At the end of the week, you will be cured."

A week later, the chief is back in the shaman's teepee. "Did you eat the entire thing?" asked the shaman. "You should be feeling much better, then."

The chief shook his head. "The thong is done," he said sadly, "but the malady lingers on."

/me bats eyes innocently and sips her eggnog.

amateur! lol o/j

What's Pink and Fluffy? Pink fluff!
Why did the M'n'M go to school? To become a Smartie!
What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/reindeer_revenge.jpg


"Hey bartender, I bet you £50 I can bite my eye." Bartender looks at the guy and lays £50 on the bar. The drunk pops out his artificial eye and bites it, then takes the £50. The bartender realizes he should have seen that coming.
"Hey bartender, I bet you £50 I can bite my other eye."
Bartender saw the guy park his car and walk in the bar and thinks to himself that there's no way the guy has two artificial eyes, and accepts the bet.
The drunk takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye and grabs the £50 while chuckling under his breath. The bartender again realizes he should have seen that coming.
The drunk then gets up from the bar and seems to be quite secretive about talking to the other people sitting around at the tables. Once again, the drunk steps up to the bar and says, "Hey, bartender? Do you want a chance to win your £100 back?" Hesitantly, the bartender asks what he has in mind.
"Well, it's like this. I bet you I can get up on one end of the bar and place a shot glass at the other end. I can pee from the end I'm standing on and get it in the shot glass at the other end without spilling one drop."
The bartender looks at the length of the bar and decides that no one could pee that far and accepts the bet. The drunk hops up on the bar and begins to pee. He pees all over the bar not even coming close to the shot glass. The bartender begins to laugh and happily scoops up the £100 quite proud that he has won the bet.
The drunk hops off the bar and smiles at the other people which makes the bartender suspicious so he asks the drunk, "Hey! You come in here and bite your eye and win £50, then you bite your other eye and win another £50. Now you knew before you bet me that you couldn't pee the length of this bar. Why are you so happy about losing????"
The drunk says, "Before I bet you about the shot glass, I went around the bar and bet everyone in here £100 that I could get up on your bar and pee all over it..... and you'd be happy about it!"

No wonder I could not find a dance last night, the party was HERE!

/me wades through the debris of empty bottles, pizza boxes and pie.

It's a good thing I wore my boots.

/me looks around for something to throw, but gives up and laughs instead.

The secret is to just drink enough to make me good enough looking to dance with, but not so good looking that you slip into an alcohol induced coma. It's a fine line. The progression is like this:

Trout's awful, I hope he gets hit by a schoolbus
drink, drink, drink.
He's not so bad, I hope the bus just hurts him.
drink, drink, drink
actually, he's sort of funny...but so is Gilbert Gottfried
drink, drink, drink
well, he isn't REALLY ugly, and there are no other guys around, so my options are limited
drink, drink, drink
I'd dance with him, but if he tries anything, I'll vomit
drink, drink, drink
He's really terribly handsome and charming, thump...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

With ordinary drinks, 'tis a fine line indeed. But I believe that either Irish Coffee or eggnog widens the line juuuust a teeny liddle bit. Irish coffee, because the caffeine keeps you awake long enough to appreciate Trout's charm. Eggnog because the sugar high does the same thing.

/me peers into cup. Hey, this eggnog doesn't have any red sprinkly stuff, the whaddayacallit, grapenuts...no, um, nut butter...naw, thass not it. Nuts, an' mega-something...Meggie, Meaghan, Lexxi...oh yeah, catnip! Thish eggnog needs catnip innit.

/me peers closely. Is V7 free yet? Troutie's starting to look a little like Jeff Goldblum. Better than nothin'.

Red sprinkly stuff? You put paprika in eggnog?