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Charlemagne Allen
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05-20-2009 13:31
None of you understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 13:43
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
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Milla Janick
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05-20-2009 13:50
The life of a repo man is always intense.
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 13:55
The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel. An old analog television, that is, not those newfangled digital televisions that give you a lovely sky blue display instead of good honest static, and completely ruin the metaphor. Bastards. How are you supposed to write postmodern cyberpunk science fiction if they keep changing the future on you like that?
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Charlemagne Allen
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05-20-2009 13:56
Soon there will be war. Millions will burn. Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Why does one death matter against so many? Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this. But there are so many deserving of retribution ... and there is so little time.
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Charlemagne Allen
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05-20-2009 14:00
The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel. An old analog television, that is, not those newfangled digital televisions that give you a lovely sky blue display instead of good honest static, and completely ruin the metaphor. Bastards. How are you supposed to write postmodern cyberpunk science fiction if they keep changing the future on you like that? Something Awful did a hilarious playground parody of those lines; can't dig it up atm, but truly genius. |
Oryx Tempel
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05-20-2009 14:10
The life of a repo man is always intense. Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 14:32
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the house-tops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
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05-20-2009 14:55
The life of a repo man is always intense. lol 'intense situations' i thought was the quote... you mean the 'repo man' version or the 'twister' version? ;0 'twister' drinking game: 1) drink every time bill paxton says 'son of a bitch'. 2) drink every time dusty modifies a verb to an adverb ('imminent rue-age'). 3) drink every time the weather radar screen forms the pepsi logo. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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05-20-2009 14:58
Gentlemen, they have fired on Fort Sumter.
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Oryx Tempel
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05-20-2009 15:05
Gentlemen, they have fired on Fort Sumter. Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it. ![]() _____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
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05-20-2009 15:07
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Nicole Portola
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05-20-2009 15:17
I was just remembering a limmerick. There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat.
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 15:21
No. Don't you scare me. My friends and I think I do a better job. Police are looking for you allover. Be instrumental in letting us know. They are English-men and they are a type I don't know who is best, they or us. Oh, sir, get the doll a roofing. You can play jacks and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. I take all events into consideration. No. No. And it is no. It is confused and its says no. A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim. Did you hear me?
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JamesMichael Morane
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05-20-2009 15:23
If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one around..........ahhhhhhhhhh forget it
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Nicole Portola
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05-20-2009 15:26
Stand back, citizen! So, vending menace, we meet again.
(to commuter, while flipping coin return lever) Did ya jiggle the thingie? (he heaves machine off the ground, shaking it and pounding it against the wall) Armless bandit! Empty your bladder of that bitter black urine men call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid! (he slams machine back onto the ground; it delivers a cup of coffee) Java devil, you are now my bitch. Well, here you are, weary traveler, one steaming hot cup of justice. No need to thank me, it's my sworn duty to defend this bus station from the ravages of evil. |
Brenda Connolly
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05-20-2009 15:29
Oh no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at ME!
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 15:31
I don't want a steaming hot cup of justice. Justice makes my ulcer play up.
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Nicole Portola
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05-20-2009 15:36
Good Lord, man, retain that anus! One day its fruit may be the only thing that stands between us and total oblivion!
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Brenda Connolly
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05-20-2009 16:03
I think Mr. Mellish is a traitor to this country because his views are different from the views of the President and others of his kind. Differences of opinion should be tolerated, but not when they're too different. Then he becomes a subversive mother.
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Oryx Tempel
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05-20-2009 16:17
No. Don't you scare me. My friends and I think I do a better job. Police are looking for you allover. Be instrumental in letting us know. They are English-men and they are a type I don't know who is best, they or us. Oh, sir, get the doll a roofing. You can play jacks and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. I take all events into consideration. No. No. And it is no. It is confused and its says no. A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim. Did you hear me? Argh. Whatever this is (Joyce?) I hate stream of consciousness stuff. _____________________
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Whimsycallie Pegler
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05-20-2009 16:21
We're not laughing AT you. We're laughing NEAR you.
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05-20-2009 16:24
Oh no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at ME! "welcome to earth" _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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05-20-2009 16:25
Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 16:28
Argh. Whatever this is (Joyce?) I hate stream of consciousness stuff. _____________________
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