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Jig Chippewa
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09-24-2009 08:32
From: Scylla Rhiadra Well, what else would YOU have done with these????  As for the reason I had them, Pep thought it would be enormously amusing to bring his laundry to me for a washing. Of course, I refused. The entire pile was redolent of the stench of leeks. What did he have when you went through his pockets? I always try and do that if I can separate the man from his clothes.
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-24-2009 08:36
From: Jig Chippewa What did he have when you went through his pockets? I always try and do that if I can separate the man from his clothes. Um. There are no pockets in these. Not even so much as Y-front. And I wasn't going to go poking around them anyway. /me shudders.
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Jig Chippewa
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09-24-2009 08:38
From: Scylla Rhiadra Um. There are no pockets in these. Not even so much as Y-front. And I wasn't going to go poking around them anyway.
/me shudders. Yeah, you'll prolly find he has cankers and sores coz he wears a hair-shirt to make himself more holier than thou.  (nice one, Jig)
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09-24-2009 08:52
From: Jig Chippewa Yeah, you'll prolly find he has cankers and sores coz he wears a hair-shirt to make himself more holier than thou. (nice one, Jig) Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! And this sort of thing is exactly WHY I don't do men's laundry for them.
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Jig Chippewa
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09-24-2009 08:54
From: Scylla Rhiadra Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!
And this sort of thing is exactly WHY I don't do men's laundry for them. You must admit that was a great retort. I'm gonna save that for a real opportunity.
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09-24-2009 08:56
From: Jig Chippewa What do accountants actually DO? Math, Jig. Pep (They add up how much money you have and then take some of it away.  )
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09-24-2009 08:58
From: Scylla Rhiadra The entire pile was redolent of the stench of leaks. Fixed it for ya! Pep (has spent his whole life allowing women to do his laundry.  )
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Jig Chippewa
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09-24-2009 08:58
From: Pserendipity Daniels Math, Jig. Pep (They add up how much money you have and then take some of it away. ) Too bloody true.
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-24-2009 09:00
From: Pserendipity Daniels From: Scylla Rhiadra The entire pile was redolent of the stench of leaks. Fixed it for ya! Pep (has spent his whole life allowing women to do his laundry. ) The sound you hear in the background is me gagging . . .
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Jig Chippewa
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09-24-2009 09:18
From: Scylla Rhiadra The sound you hear in the background is me gagging . . . I actually enjoy ironing. I do it when I want to experience that hands-on thingy and then is fun. I wouldnt want to do it everyday, mind you. Scylla have you ever thought about getting a maid to do it for you? Serously.
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09-24-2009 09:26
From: Jig Chippewa I actually enjoy ironing. I do it when I want to experience that hands-on thingy and then is fun. I wouldnt want to do it everyday, mind you.
Scylla have you ever thought about getting a maid to do it for you? Serously. Uhhh . . . It wasn't the prospect of ironing that had me gagging . . . 
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09-24-2009 09:28
From: Scylla Rhiadra Uhhh . . . It wasn't the prospect of ironing that had me gagging . . . Well, Pep's Welsh. They scratch their balls in public.
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09-24-2009 09:28
From: Jig Chippewa Well, Pep's Welsh. They scratch their balls in public. Ominously, the sound of retching was heard to increase in volume . . .
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09-24-2009 09:31
From: Jig Chippewa Well, Pep's Welsh. They scratch their balls in public. That's so we'll know which is ours . . . Pep ( . . . on the golf course.  )
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09-24-2009 10:15
From: Pserendipity Daniels That's so we'll know which is ours . . . Pep ( . . . on the golf course. ) That is why I always wash any vegetables from greengrocers or markets. Men scratching their gold balls and then squeezing the melons. I like to think that the cheapskates who "taste" the grapes in supermarkets and never buy them have swallowed a scratcher's test grape who rejected it as bruised by his delicate and scruffy fingers.
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09-24-2009 11:37
From: Jig Chippewa This was meant to be a funny thread Deira. You're starting to sound Celtic. Who do you think you are? Enya? Sorry - must be the Irish in me!
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09-24-2009 11:38
From: Pserendipity Daniels Although I am better now, I used to be an accountant . . . Pep ( . . . so my heart will stop ticking.  ) PS For an explanation, please apply in person. I do sympathise. I was once a computer programmer, but I got over it.
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