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Silly April Fools Day Messages and such

SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 07:44
This is April Fools Day.

I'm seeing messages on the teleporting screen. One is something to the effect "Laggy clubs are my goal.... Second Life is my destination." Something like that. I'm trying to press the print screen button to capture one but the chances of me succeeding at that are pretty slim.

So be on the lookout for silly stuff the program may do today.

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I just saw one message that said "Are you there yet?"

Maybe someone can run SL using the libsecondlife Proxy mode and keep a record of the goofy April Fool's Day messages.

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"If you lived in this region, you'd be home already."

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Sensual Casanova
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04-01-2007 07:50
"Missing Image" is the new black..
rofl
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04-01-2007 07:57
From: Sensual Casanova
"Missing Image" is the new black..
rofl


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SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 08:03
"This is the sound of a tree falling with nobody in it." or was it "nobody around"?
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 08:06
"Teleports are accelerated by prayer..."

There was more but I didn't even have time to read it.

My memory problem doesn't make this easy, even if I can read the whole thing, in the time it takes for me to turn my head from one monitor to the next, I forget part of it.

This one, though, I didn't forget, I didn't even get it read.
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Zaphod Kotobide
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04-01-2007 08:06
When teleporting, no one can hear you scream.
Sensual Casanova
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04-01-2007 08:38
"Logging out... Just Kidding!"
Sensual Casanova
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04-01-2007 08:39
Geesh tps are so fast to day I can't even read half of em hehe
SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 08:41
Perhaps a video recorder or the FRAPs program would aid in the important task of recording all the SL April Fools messages.
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Zaphod Kotobide
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04-01-2007 08:52
You have entirely too much time on your hands, Sue. :rolleyes:

From: SuezanneC Baskerville
Perhaps a video recorder or the FRAPs program would aid in the important task of recording all the SL April Fools messages.
Atashi Toshihiko
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04-01-2007 09:09
I got "zOMGWTFTPME"

And then the teleport failed.

:-(

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Preston Benedict
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04-01-2007 09:09
I saw one that said "If your going there, can you get me some chips and a can of soda?"
Athena Sterling
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04-01-2007 09:14
"You do not have a flightpath to this location."

followed by, unable to teleport prompt.

/me isn't laughing.
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Karma Satyr
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04-01-2007 09:15
"Teleporting to Preview of Second Death"
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SuezanneC Baskerville
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04-01-2007 09:21
From: Zaphod Kotobide
You have entirely too much time on your hands, Sue. :rolleyes:

My suggestion was intended to get someone else, i.e, not me, to do the work.
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Erin Talamasca
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04-01-2007 09:21
"With attachments that big, this may take a while ;)"

Cheeky buggers!

ETA: "We never talk any more. All you do is Teleport, teleport, teleport. What about my needs?"

Well, you were the one making rude comments about my 'attachments' :(
Damet Neumann
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and it continues
04-01-2007 09:35
when you arrive please do something about that outfit
Strife Onizuka
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04-01-2007 09:42
Oooh... Nice choice. Aren't you glad we fixed it so your friends can't map you now?

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We never talk anymore. All you do is Teleport, Teleport, Teleport. What about MY needs?

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Loading parameters... Finding destination... Erasing inventory... I mean LOADING inventory...

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zOMGWTFPME!

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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How 'bout now?

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This is the sound of a tree falling in the woods with nobody around.

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Teleports are broken. Please find a manticore or griffon.

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This is your last teleport. Get used to walking.

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"Missing Image" is the new black.

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Logging out of First Life...

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Help! I'm stuck in the Second Life server room, and this is the only way I can communicate!

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You're not cool enough to go there.

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You do not have a flightpath to that location.

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Wait, what was the destination again??

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You have a ready wit. Tell me it's ready.

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When you arrive, please do something about that outfit.

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Region not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail ?

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I don't know why you're staring at me, I'm just a happy progress bar... doing my job.

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Logging out... Just kidding.

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Someone is standing behind you.

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Fun fact: Second Life matter steams do not degrade in the pattern buffers for at least 421 seconds.

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This is the sound of a tree falling in the woods with nobody around.

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When teleporting, no one can hear you scream.

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Who would win in a fight between Charles Bronson and String? Ok, ok, but what if Sting had a crowbar?

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Wonder if you'll have clothes on when you get there...

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This loading bar doesn't really mean anything.

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Picking a random spot to drop you.

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Teleporting to preview of Third Life.

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Sending things to Earth ...

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I'm NOT teleporting you until you do something with that horrendous outfit! Seriously, that colour scheme screams tackiness personified.

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=> "fools", :id => "day"}

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10 PRINT "TELEPORTING..."; 20 GOTO 10; RUN

old basic program
CODE

10 PRINT "TELEPORTING...";
20 GOTO 10;
RUN
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If you're heading that way, could you get me some chips and soda?

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Are you there yet?

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If you lived in this region, you'd be home already.

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That location isn't available. Event if it were, you wouldn't want to go there.

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Today is a good day for Dim Sum.

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Laggy clubs are my dwelling place, Second Life my destination

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Now arriving, your hair will show up shortly after you do.

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Every time you teleport, a prim dies.

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Teleports are accelerated by prayer to the diety of your choice.

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04-01-2007 09:47
I'm getting massive dialog box spam when I use a posing stand, asking me over and over if DavidL Aabye can animate my avatar. Did a search on that name, don't exist. Then I get a notcard filled with BUZZ BUZZ... and a landmark to an "unknown region". I tried to TP there, but of course couldn't get in.

Anyone else?
Osprey Therian
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04-01-2007 09:59
Not from the Lindens, but still April Fool's Day!

:-D An April Fool's Day movie from the GBC
Atashi Yue
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04-01-2007 10:04
TP's are working so fast for me I barely have time to read them -

"Someone is standing right behind you"

"WHOOSH!"

"Wonder if you'll have your clothes on when you get there..."

"When teleporting, no one can hear you scream."
Uvas Umarov
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04-01-2007 10:06
I got, " Everytime you teleport, a prim dies!"

:)
Morwen Bunin
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04-01-2007 10:13
"What was the name of the region again?"

"Region not found. Retry or abort?"


Ermm... on the serious side. Why does teleporting go so well today? I cannot read the messages half of the time.... it is *coughs* too fast...

Morwen
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04-01-2007 10:18
From: Morwen Bunin
"What was the name of the region again?"

"Region not found. Retry or abort?"


Ermm... on the serious side. Why does teleporting go so well today? I cannot read the messages half of the time.... it is *coughs* too fast...

Morwen


To give us something else to complain about?
Kelly Linden
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04-01-2007 10:34
I never thought I would hear people complain about TP being too quick .... these messages should be a permanant feature!
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