New Free Shop?

Has anyone else got a "New Free Shop" Inventory offer from someone with the initials SC in the past few hours? I know of two people that have.

If you have, have you tried to rez it? Is there any issue with it? I am kind of scared to rez it, to be honest.

Delete, decline, ignore, et cetera.

Whether SL or RL, when receiving unexpected unknown objects / attachments, it's not worth the risk.

-Atashi

Second.
Just like recieving unsolicited email attachments. Don't even give it a moments thought. Trash it and move on.

Give it to an alt to open.

(Oh, yeah, right. Thanks a lot. The last one you gave me turned me into a pretzel.)

Just shut up and do your job.

(And the one before that would have drained my bank account, if you ever gave me any money.)

Oh, come on, I give you money...

(No you don't. You make me wash windows or scrub floors or just sit for hours on end, for a measly couple of lindens)

Look, are you going to open the damn package or not?

(No. YOU open the package. I'm going dancing.)

HELP! HELP! THE ALTS ARE REVOLTING!! WE NEED...hmm? What's this package say, anyway? "Squidalicious"...I wonder what it could be?

Hey, you're infringing on my '-licious' trademark! *shakes fist*

Shove SL into that and you'll be even worse off..

'Squidalicious SL'

Edit....Appearance......
I'd like to buy an extra common noun for L$500, please.

I happen to pass by a club which I had never been to. Once there someone offered me something, don't know what it was but I didn't care, I declined it. It was the clubs host I believe who had done this. This person then shouted out "Dog" and I had a feeling it was directed at me but I didn't care as I was leaving anyway.

No I'm not. Your mark is obviously much different from mine, having a hyphen in it.

Besides, I was there first. The first use of "Squidalicious" was by me, in a post featuring Claire as a maiden in distress and Graph as a somewhat clueless superhero bent on rescue. I believe that post predates your use of "Neko-licious (tm)" in your forum profile...but I'm too lazy to check at the moment.

Instead, I shall sic my attorney on you. Hey! Trout! Lawsuit! Go gettum! Contingent fees!

All ur liciouses belong 2 us.


LIES! And, in any case, you're still doing it wrong.


Hey, you're infringing on my lawyer now too!

Woa! You mean Trout gets to represent both sides of the case?
/me gets popcorn and sits down to watch Trout lose an argument with himself.
/me offers you a seat, and holds out the popcorn.

Want some?

I paged him.
/me takes the popcorn and sprinkles it with catnip

Boy - aren't you a "glass is half empty" woman today! If I lose an argument with myself, I also win an argument with myself - I'm batting 500 at that point. If you could bat 500 in the major leagues, you would be the best designated hitter who ever lived (next to Edgar Martinez)! Until you got caught taking steroids. Then you'd be screwed. But up until then, life would be Suh-huh-uh-uhu-weeeeet! Plus, no matter which side wins, I get to bill double. I can take the winner out and celebrate by trying to get in her pants, and then take the loser out and "console" her. This is the greatest gig of my life! Why didn't I think of it before now!

OK - if I have to choose one of you, there's only one way to determine who I represent. Which one of you has the most dough?

Can Madhu be the judge? She knows copyright law better than anyone here, so I wouldn't have to work too hard. Just throw some irrelevant facts at her, put you both on the stand and let her work out the details while I take a nap. Oryx can be the bailiff. She would look cute in a uniform. Who else do we need? Anyone know how to work one of those magic court reporter typewriter thingies? Those things are fascinating, but for all I know they require a degree in nuclear engineering to run. Unless you're from Texas. Then they require a degree in nuke-you-ler engineering. Brenda is pretty good at not taking any nonsense. She would make a fine Judicial Assistant.

This is going to be great!

*narrows eyes*

I'm SO not being your Neko baby mama now...and I had one all picked out, too!

Ewww. Copy means we'll be stuck with more of them. It also doesn't mean we can edit the damn things. What if I want one with a moustache or I need to give them extra arms so they can work in my factory faster. What if I want to edit a laser gun onto their eyes or hide a wire on them so they can infiltrate the mob? How about grafting their upper bodies straight onto a tractor so they can work the farm more efficiently? Wht if I want one of them to have bigger boobs?

What good are these babies if I can't do that stuff to them? I really need editable children.

Wait...do they taste good? Neko baby stew is a rare delicacy.

You people are seriously hillarious! Thanks for the laughs.

Cannibal! And your own babies too! What is that, like narcissistic cannibalism?

Bad man! Very bad man!

Annie, let's put away our differences over trademarks and put our attorney on trial instead. I think his crime's much worse, he ought to go first. Slave labor, genetic mutations and eating cute little Neko babies. Eww.

Oh bailiff! Would you please see that Mr. Recreant is bound over for trial? Here's a set of armbinders you can use. I think they'll be sturdy enough...says "Hastings Medical Supply" on the label...

Iunno, he's tricky...we might need to distract him with slut pics so the bailiff can sneak up behind him.

I'm only a cannibal if I'M eating them. If I'm serving them at my Neko Delicatessen (tm) then I'm just a homicidal monster. Besides, they're a renewable resource. What I'm doing is actually ecologically friendly. Some people eat stuff that's not a renewable resource, like...uhhhh...oil. And uranium.

OK, nobody eats that stuff. But my point is that eating neko babies is good for the environment. It's a nice lean meat, so it's better for people's hearts than Kentucky Fried Chicken, pork rinds and deep-fried roast beef and mayo sandwiches. I'm doing my part here to stem the tide of obesity in America!

Protecting the environment, fighting congestive heart failure and diabetes, and providing sustenance to the populace! You shouldn't put me on trial, you should build a dang statue of me and name grade schools after me! I'm an All-American Patriot!

You're a sick puppy.

Am not. Totally innocent. Besides, the term "Sick Puppy" is a registered trademark of Troutco, Inc. a wholly owned subsidiary of Trout Holdings, LLC. Please remit 500 Lindens for the unauthorized use of my company's mark.

You ARE a sick puppy, and I'm definitely not smuggling you anywhere in my skirt.




(Did you ever go fishing? Don't make me nag you more!)

I don't think I'd fit in your skirt. I have pretty wide hips. And if I were to wear your clothes, smuggling me anywhere would be out of the question. I'd stand out like a sore thumb.

(yes - I had a lot of fun, too. I wore the hat you gave me for good luck! Definitely going back. Thanks for pointing the place out to me!)

Get up to 500 points and you unlock the UltraSuperRares! I've only caught a seahorse at that level so far, but he's adorable and seems to be more detailed than the others. You know you can name them, turn their bubbles on and off, and change their swim speed, right?

There's a whole box of fishing hats in different colors that you can catch...the gold was a higher level single catch. Oh, did you catch any bikinis? We got a random guy to change into one of those when we were there on Saturday.

I still think we should get one for the Place That Shall Not Be Named. They're not very primmy and only 750L for the basic setup, including a vendor....the owner also gets something like a 20% commission for anything (poles, bait, etc) purchased from the vendor they bought. We could have our own contests too.