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Mega Spad
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10-22-2008 04:41
It refers to how far a guy gets with a girl. First Base = French Kissing Second Base = Hand up the shirt/play with her boobs. Third Base = Hand down the pant/play with her va-jay-jay. Homerun = Bow-chica-bow-bow. --Hugsy LOL Nicely put! |
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Brenda Connolly
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10-22-2008 05:46
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's on the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When three men are out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When both sides have been in and out nine times including the not outs That' s the end of the game. |
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Jerboa Haystack
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10-22-2008 05:50
LOL
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Brenda Connolly
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10-22-2008 05:53
LOL Leave it to Brenda to reduce the game of baseball to a game of in-and-out. You aren't a Yankee fan are ya? NOOOO!!!!!  |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-22-2008 06:14
I must be older - the bases weren't quite like that when I was a teen. 1st Base was basically just a kiss...NEVER a French Kiss...that went more with second base Now I'm reminded of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meatloaf...think I'll go play it. Yes, seeing french kiss as first base was a little . . .confusing. _____________________
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Conifer Dada
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10-22-2008 06:18
I'm British and I reckon this 'first base' and 'second base' stuff just isn't cricket!
Not that I understand cricket either! _____________________
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Kyllie Wylie
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10-22-2008 07:16
I agree with others, Paradise by the Dashboard lights pretty well explians the whole baseball thing.
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Kyllie Wylie
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10-22-2008 07:22
as for the question of Who is on first, second and third..the answer is:
First Base: Who Second Base: What Third base: I Don't Know Left field: Why Center Field: Because Pitcher: Tomorrow Catcher: Today Shortstop: I Don't Give a Darn |
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Maureen Boccaccio
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10-22-2008 07:26
LOL Leave it to Brenda to reduce the game of baseball to a game of in-and-out. You aren't a Yankee fan are ya? NOOOO!!!!! The man really does have a death wish!   _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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10-22-2008 07:29
The man really does have a death wish! Especially on a No Coffee inthe House Day. It's too cold and windy for me to go up the street the diner. Why can't this be like Vegas, and I can pick up the phone and have a neatly dressed man who speaks little English give me some.? |
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Jig Chippewa
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10-22-2008 07:58
I've got a kinda mixed background for my life so far and have lived in a number of countries so with my research I think "bases" for relationship barometer is North American but is a bit out-dated. I relate it with old-in-age friends who once used "groovy" (LOL!!! I luv that word! It's wicked!)
I refer to my relationships as "friends with benefits" - even that is outdated but it keeps boys on an "even keel" _____________________
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Aeslyn Dae
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10-22-2008 08:04
I'm British and I reckon this 'first base' and 'second base' stuff just isn't cricket! Not that I understand cricket either! Well, it seems to me that they play for three days, with breaks each day for cucumber sandwiches and tea, and also at other intervals when rain stops play. There's a Silly Mid On involved in it somewhere along the line and people Googly a lot, which is nothing to do with Googling, although the latter does indeed help when you need to understand the leg before wicket rules. After three days it's a draw. -- Aes |
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Jig Chippewa
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10-22-2008 08:38
I have county players in my real family from years back (but I have a pic of a female family member in 1916 dressed in her brother's cricket togs for a charity match for the "boys at the front" )so I admire cricket (but from the clubhouse) but if sex play was measured in cricket standards it would have to be in runs I guess and what about "not out" and "owzzzzat!"?
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Kira Zobel
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10-22-2008 08:48
Swinging to the left and swinging to the right, if we think about baseball we can swing it all night!
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Maureen Boccaccio
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10-22-2008 08:56
The man really does have a death wish! Especially on a No Coffee in the House Day. It's too cold and windy for me to go up the street the diner. Why can't this be like Vegas, and I can pick up the phone and have a neatly dressed man who speaks little English give me some.? I know!! Room service is such a good invention. _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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10-22-2008 10:27
Dr Who? Pep (I thought McCartney was on bass)  Sir Paul's bass violin guitar... _____________________
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Hugsy Penguin
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10-22-2008 10:53
Yes, seeing french kiss as first base was a little . . .confusing. Maybe -French- kiss is a bit much. I always thought of first base as more than just a quick peck on the lips though. --Hugsy _____________________
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TundraFire Nightfire
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10-22-2008 11:41
I have friends and family who live all over the world and this question has come up in the past before. It brings all us Americans back to those awkward, silly days when we were in middle school (pre-teen to barely teen) and we all giggled at anything related to sex or bodily functions. I just want the poster to know we're not making fun of your question, we're just temporarily all 13 again.
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Egroeg Cimino
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10-22-2008 11:47
 Interbase?! I have never heard Interbase used in place of shortstop. |
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Amaranthim Talon
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10-22-2008 11:53
<SNIP>Why can't this be like Vegas, and I can pick up the phone and have a neatly dressed man who speaks little English give me some.?  Come to Miami, lot's of guys who speak little English and will want to give you some.. _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-22-2008 11:53
Interbase?! I have never heard Interbase used in place of shortstop. I didn't see that before. What the heck is interbase? _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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10-22-2008 13:42
I didn't see that before. What the heck is interbase? I'm guessing the PC Police decided that "Shortstop" is offensive to those of small stature. |
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Brenda Connolly
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10-22-2008 13:43
Come to Miami, lot's of guys who speak little English and will want to give you some.. Juan, two, three, four. |
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Tex Nasworthy
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10-22-2008 13:48
The "bases" when I was a kid (yes, a long time ago) was used mostly by juveniles, and was already a bit outdated.
Good catch on the "interbase", Egroeg. I like your cricket description Aeslyn. I started watching cricket on the telly when I lived in Scotland. I took me months to figure out what the heck LBW stood for. _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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10-22-2008 14:14
Hey, Egroeg is George spelled backward.
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