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TundraFire Nightfire
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Join date: 5 Apr 2008
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06-14-2009 12:32
Get a spork avatar. You can drive the forks and spoons crazy.
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Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
06-14-2009 14:09
From: Modo Mubble
I dont have a credit card, can't buy linden dollars and I'm not going to waste my time or bandwidth staying in some place for hours on end just to earn a few linden dollars. So what's there to do for bums like me? I use SL for jacking off and been a perv.


Uninstall.

thx.
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Nic Writer
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 740
06-14-2009 16:13
From: Argent Stonecutter
That's "PerVECT".


OMG, I loved those books! Still have the early ones, though I didn't manage to collect the later ones...

To the OP, if you know the interface well enough to get your perv on, you might could get a job as a dancer or a host in a club. It does keep you in place for a couple of hours at a time, but if it's a place you'd enjoy visiting anyway, it can be like getting paid to have fun.
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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06-14-2009 16:43
From: DancesWithRobots Soyer
I've been keeping you too busy.
But, but.... you could come to
;)
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
06-14-2009 16:46
From: TundraFire Nightfire
Get a spork avatar. You can drive the forks and spoons crazy.


Walk up to every fork you see and yell 'daddy!' and for every spoon 'mommy!'.. sounds like you also need to start going to the meetings.

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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
06-14-2009 16:57
From: Eva Ryan
Well, that means he's a slut. Perverts attend meetings for this sort of thing.

I thought the perverts wait around outside the slut meetings till they're over :confused:

The OP should slave enough to upgrade most of his AV, then find himself a generous mistress, or a horny sugar momma :p
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
06-14-2009 17:50
Dana, I was going to say the same thing but what use would he be when we had finished with him?
PS I thank the SL gods everyday that YOU are my real neighbour in SL.
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Jig Chippewa
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Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
06-14-2009 18:10
The thread poster is a cheap wanker. If you are older than me (under 30) imagine what we have to put up with in real life.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
06-14-2009 18:12
From: Modo Mubble
I dont have a credit card, can't buy linden dollars and I'm not going to waste my time or bandwidth staying in some place for hours on end just to earn a few linden dollars. So what's there to do for bums like me? I use SL for jacking off and been a perv.


YOU don't have a credit card???? I don't believe you. I wanted a credit card when I knew I breathed to stay alive. In Real.
Mods, I don't care if you're a Newbie Jacker but you're sound like a REAL newb which means you prolly have an erect banana stuck to pink saran wrap skin.
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Benski Trenkins
Free speech for the dumb
Join date: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 547
06-14-2009 18:22
Ok it's time for a serious answer for you.

What you need to do, is skip this subforum and scroll down to the Perv subforum

Now, before I send you on an epic search, I do realize you are new, and therefor will let you in on a secret.

Promise me you use the following information with extreme care!!

To not shock the average resident, Linden Lab desided that it was best to not openly have a Perv forum, instead they coded the name and we all know it better as "Employment Ops & Help Wanted"

Enough in that forum to help you as Perv and bum to get you started in the official Perv scene on SL :D
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Kornscope Komachi
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Join date: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 1,041
06-14-2009 18:37
It seems this "One post wonder" has trolled sucessfuly.
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Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
06-14-2009 18:43
From: Kornscope Komachi
It seems this "One post wonder" has trolled sucessfuly.

Maybe he took my advice and uninstalled.
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Benski Trenkins
Free speech for the dumb
Join date: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 547
06-14-2009 19:06
From: Briana Dawson
Maybe he took my advice and uninstalled.


Well it was surely the best advise anyone could give him.
But really? Would he?

/me is curious now :)
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
06-14-2009 19:17
From: Briana Dawson
Maybe he took my advice and uninstalled.

Lol. If he was a real troll, he'd reinstall just to spite you :p

Bitch(..or just hide the trollness in brackets :eek: )

PS I tend to lean towards him being the "this game aint worth real money", really blunt type. Not sure I've ever seen a true troll that only stirred the pot once.
JamesMichael Morane
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Join date: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 421
06-14-2009 19:31
From: Briana Dawson
Uninstall.

thx.


This.
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Viktoria Dovgal
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Join date: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 3,593
06-14-2009 19:32
From: Modo Mubble
I dont have a credit card, can't buy linden dollars and I'm not going to waste my time or bandwidth staying in some place for hours on end just to earn a few linden dollars. So what's there to do for bums like me? I use SL for jacking off and been a perv.


http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi265289753/
Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
06-14-2009 19:59
From: Jig Chippewa
Dana, I was going to say the same thing but what use would he be when we had finished with him?
PS I thank the SL gods everyday that YOU are my real neighbour in SL.

WE??? No way Jiggy.. I'm my own sugar momma, and I don't like competition :p

PS Thx hun :) You should visit more, and cam less though :D
Arcady Yue
Sex Kitten
Join date: 19 May 2009
Posts: 160
06-14-2009 20:17
From: Kornscope Komachi
It seems this "One post wonder" has trolled sucessfuly.


No, a successful troll starts a flame war, and people get RL mad at each other until someone mentions Hitler and somebody else mentions the First Amendment... Followed by the obligatory Canadian pointing out that the interwebs is global.

We're just having random lolz in this one. :D
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Nicole Portola
Registered User
Join date: 17 Oct 2006
Posts: 137
06-14-2009 20:45
From: Dana Hickman
I thought the perverts wait around outside the slut meetings till they're over :confused:




no the pervs camperv to watch the sluts meeting
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
06-14-2009 21:03
From: Argent Stonecutter
That's "PerVECT".



I absolutely LOVE that series :)
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Ralektra Breda
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Join date: 7 Apr 2008
Posts: 1,875
06-14-2009 22:30
From: Jig Chippewa
The thread poster is a cheap wanker. If you are older than me (under 30) imagine what we have to put up with in real life.


lol wut?
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Katheryne Helendale
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Join date: 5 Jun 2008
Posts: 2,187
06-15-2009 00:04
From: Arcady Yue
No, a successful troll starts a flame war, and people get RL mad at each other until someone mentions Hitler and somebody else mentions the First Amendment... Followed by the obligatory Canadian pointing out that the interwebs is global.

We're just having random lolz in this one. :D
Dammit, where's Brenda? She's late! :p

As for the advice to uninstall: This makes me sad. We don't have enough good, honest pervs in SL! :(
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Sherrade Stirling
Along for the ride
Join date: 28 Aug 2004
Posts: 149
06-15-2009 09:28
It's truly fascinating that this turned into a 4 page post. :rolleyes:

Edited to add that I'm ashamed to have read all 4 pages and bump the post too boot :eek: lol
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
06-15-2009 09:42
Is it ok that the ops problems kinda turned me on?
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Benski Trenkins
Free speech for the dumb
Join date: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 547
06-15-2009 09:44
From: Sherrade Stirling
It's truly fascinating that this turned into a 4 page post. :rolleyes:

Edited to add that I'm ashamed to have read all 4 pages and bump the post too boot :eek: lol


Now the shame is on me. Feel better now?

lol
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