just ignore and let this one die

Should we all go over there and cage her?

Can I then decorate her?

Yes please.


By all means.

Damn! I am an idiot!!!! By all means- I must have steamy- err- steamed Trout...

Well I've only got one taker so far, and a new cabana boy. So my harem is really rather small. I swear, I'm going to draw up a chart mapping everyone's marriages. This is getting confusing.

Uh oh. I'm in trouble now.

I don't know why I didn't accept the offer from Ann. She's a phenomenal person. I guess I thought it was sort of a joke proposal, in response to some wise-ass crack I made in here. Plus, she and I are very rarely on at the same time, what with our schedules and the time difference between our RL locations. Not to mention that I'm not entirely what you might consider Class A Partner Material.

At any rate, I have a little (big) crush on Oryx and I don't usually make the same mistake twice. (why would I - with so many new mistakes to make out there, who has time to make the same one twice?). So if she asked, I'd accept. Ray is like the SL brother I never had, but I'd elbow his sorry butt right out of the way if I had to.

Celine Dion should be muffled then caged- make the muffle and cage big enough to contain Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and any other mistaken screamer that thinks she can sing...thank you -

I don't really want to marry any of them- I just wanna play house

RICARDO!! I missed your cheerful posts! 'bout time you came here too!

I spoke to Trout and he would love it if you officiated at his and my wedding.

It's a dominatrix Barbie ...

Well, yeah, see, the marrying part is just for the wedding. I'll never get married again. Too much hassle. The dress is the only real reason to get married. All other contingencies aside, I'd rather they all be cabana boys.

dude, they all want you... can't you see that? seriously, I am willing to bet that a lot of the females here would love to spend a day with you in a SL date type situation (or really good friends type situation) just to be able to have you all to themselves, so you can spread your charm on them and make them smile and forget their troubles and woes, and just enjoy the moment.

yes dear, you have a special something about you that makes folks smile.

Take it up with Strife. You find his posts a few pages back.

My butt is now officially off limits to you, pal. You had your chance.

(Fickle)

He let the proposal expire and then gave me the lame excuse about thinking it was a joke.

Just how many women of the thread have this sadistic and/or domination streak anyway? I'll need to find some more S&M Barbie pictures ....

You might want to go back to where I requested the Ken version- I am not the whip wielding type...

Those other "singers" should have their vocal chords ripped out for the good of humanity

Other than that dear Yosef.. I am a sweet and gentle soul who only wants to be loved... not so gently...

You can keep the dress, I'm going straight for the buffet.
I hope there are cocktail weiners (sp?) and a cheese fountain as described earlier in this thread.

I'll just fill my plate up, sit down at the table with the last minute guests (always the best place to sit), and settle down to wait until the bouquet toss.

OK, here it goes, the flowers fly in an arc, women of all ages jump up in unison, LittleMe reaches up but is knocked down by Amarathim, who manages to grab the bouquet but slips on some icing from the wedding cake. She falls and lands hard on the ground and the flowers fall from her grip and slide all the way to the stage (where the band 'The Mamas and the Other Mamas' are setting up). Ricardo, angry as always, kicks them up in the air in a fit of jealous rage. The bouquet breaks up, and dozens of flowers and petals rain down making everyone go "Aaahhh..."

/me polishes off my plate of food and goes off in search of the open bar...

How about a weekly wedding lotto?
Put all the guys names in one hat, ladies in another and draw couples. Next week we all break up and start over again.

As far as that goes just put everyon's name in one hat and hope for the best. If it's a bad marriage you know you will have another shot at happiness in a week

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/me holds your face in his hands and gently lifts your head and kisses your lips once, twice and then three times. Yosef breaks just slightly away and looks deep into your eyes as his fingers run up the sides of your head and through your hair. A hungry look pass over Yosef's face, his eyes lose focus and his breath grows heavier. A low growling moan rumbles in his chest as Yosef clenches his fists in your hair. Pullin back and lifting up, he rolls your head ean exposes your throat to his hungry lips. Kissing, sucking and biting he attackes the tender skin under your chin and along the jaw. Yosef steps forward so that you stumble backwards. Two or three quick and unsteady steps. Just as you feel you are about to trip and fall yur back slams into the wall. Yosef's hands relinquish their grip on youor hair but his mouth never ceases it's ravinous quest. Running his hands across your body, Yosef finnds your wrists, graps them, and lifting them over your head slams your arms back against the wall. Only then does he lift his head to look upon your face. His eyes almost feral, his jaw set, his lips glistening. Yosef's chest heaves with quickened heavy breaths and he grins at you before plunging his mouth over yours.


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We can finsh this in private ...

I knew it I just knew it. I was bored not doing anything came in here and WOW is all I can say Yosef!

Yes Yosef

Oh my...


I may have to save this one for later..