Trout Ratings are sooo last week! Who wants a Nimbus Rating?

Now you've gone and done it!

It won't be long before someone starts a thread to rate ponies.
*Those* kinds of ponies!!

But it's probably OK. This is a PG forum after all, and PG stands for ......

Perverts Galore?

Thank you, Nimbus...that was too fun

I loved your line: "the whole furry-in-Gor thing, which is an example of feline chutzpah turned up to 11." That was an...errrmmm..."interesting" day...but I'm starting to feel the whole feline confidence thing

PhD! Wow! I'm impressed. Much success on that...it is a LOT of work but will be well worth it.!!

Kitty is 90% attitude 10% fuzzy wussies lol
the top picture actually had ears but lost them in the shot the others were just attitude pics lol
the Goddess necklace was actually a gift from a club that the first Goddesses of love hired back when GOL first opened..someone made them for us all..
i think i have some kitty pics someplace i just didn't want to log in and search that endless folder..still thank you for the rating..i loved the way you analyzed them to find the kitty in them hehehehe it was enjoyable to hear =)

Well I could take pictures of my pussy, but I don't think it's the type your after.

I'll bet it is

/rolls over at the sound of cat's romping around...stares intently...tail flicking...

Oh what the hell...I'll throw in a little something as well...

The rarest of my forms:

As one of my quadruped forms...tiger with traveling pack and goggles:

...and finally, my favorite form...and my favorite goggles..

Nimbus, I bow again to your talents in creating some of the most wonderful AV's I've come across, and am tickled beyond measure that you're pursuing a PhD...somehow it doesn't come as a shock...

/surveys his handiwork...wanders back over to his favorite sunbeam, and rolls over for another well deserved nap...

Please be kind I am not a full time kitty like some of these beauties, all though I cant help but try to pry open this box of nip

The avatar that got the 0.5 Trout rating:

Hah! I love it. Please tell your child av persona that I think that's a fantastic name for a pony.

You've got promise. these aren't bad. You remind me of a younger, less degenerate, me. I think Ceka even got us confused. My only advice is to always be very nice to people and always keep digging until you can see their inner beauty - what lies beneath the skin. That, and don't give unsolicited ratings. It just pisses people off.

What a dapper one you are...and your home is perfect for one who obviously descended from aristocracy.

Oh wait...I'm not the one doing the ratings. Just wanted to say...well done!!

Ah Soji, now *this* is where your rating will shine!!! How handsome!

(Ok, that's it...I'm going to go get a quadrapedal cat...they are soooo cute!)

/blushes and bows to Czari...thank you!
Live in an ancient cathedral...despite the holes in the roof, it's quite comfy, and my library stays dry somehow...

Thank-you

What a crock.. Is this what the forums have come to...
Im sorry but it's pathetic.

And it should be in the gallery section IF anywhere. Or Meeting place.

Vanity is such a suck.

Its been done before...
Anne must be the most vain and was in first.
And the electric sheep follow....Baaahhhhh
Would be better suited to the Gallery Section.

Who's Anne?

Well certainly...and, as is true with many threads and people in this forum, it's tolerated...

That, and as a guy, I have no desire for a Trout Slut rating...

...oh, and Baaahhhh...

I thought I would go Moooo.... instead

Where are the sheep? I want to chase them and bark at them!

The sheep are sitting in Trout's lap.

What a bunch of great looking felines!

Yep, I'm pursuing one but the little bugger keeps running away. :-7 Ah well, one day I shall catch it and keep it and call it George... erm, onto your Nimbus Rating!

Felinity: Well, there's no excuse whatsover for not giving you a very high score indeed! Not only do you display a fine assortment of feline avatars of various kinds, but the circumstances in which they're shown here demonstrate a consummate understanding of Felinity in its many aspects. Lurking high up on the banisters smugly overseeing what goes on below? Check. Relaxing in a library or bookshop adding atmosphere (and fur!) to the environment? Check. Lying sprawled across a work surface, challenging anyone to try to do any actual *work* there? Check. Posing elegantly for the appreciation of one's audience? Check. I give you a 4.8 out of 5 for Felinity (!!). It's just as well that Felinity's not really a competition, or the rest of us would have to all just give up and go home now.

Fluffiness: Not bad, not bad. Even in your least-fluffy incarnation, the neko boy, you have fluffy tufts on the tips of your ears. While the black tiger is mostly glossy and sleek (and magnificent!), there's a lovely haze of fluff around your face that frames it charmingly. And the kitty lurking on the banisters is most assuredly visibly fluffy around the chest and tail. While not the furriest on an absolute scale, you show a nice combination of fluffiness and sleekness that should please any cat admirer. I give you 3.5 for Fluffiness. And because I'm a sucker for steampunk, I'll toss in another .25 points for the goggles (and of course, the lovely library)!

So your final Nimbus Score is a grand total of 8.55. A magnificent achievement!

*grin* No need to fear, you'll do just fine.

It's the Felinity rating where you really shine. Standing next to a box of catnip, with an expression on your face like that? What's not to like? The carton of milk stuffed under your belt doesn't hurt, either. You display a quintessentially feline "Oooh, I bet I can get away with this!" look of mischief and playfulness that has "kittycat of DOOOM!" written all over it. Although your physical form is closer to human than feline in many ways, your very catlike attitude (and cute fluffy ears!) garner you 3.8 Felinity points.

On the Fluffiness front, I notice that your hair is scruffy and fluffy and points everywhichway, which certainly adds to the somewhat fluffy impression created by those lovely fuzzy ears of yours. It's hard to assess how fluffy your tail is from that pic since only half or so of it is visible, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that it has a nice fluffy tip. I'll give you a point each for the hair and the tail, and 1.5 points for those flufftastic ears.

So your total Nimbus Score works out to be 7.3, a very respectable score for a part-time neko. Well done, and enjoy the catnip!

All Cat, All The Time - yes, you're gonna score very well here, Soji! From (somewhat concussed-looking) kitten, to cat prowling in the garden, to leopard lurking luxuriantly, you truly are a consummate feline! Your apparent fondness for Teh Meeces is also noted. That emerald gaze looking out from the treetops is quite compelling, and the last pic makes me giggle! I can just about feel that big raspy tongue myself, it's such an evocative picture. You really do excel in Felinity - so I shall give you 4.75 Felinity points.

You don't do too shabbily on the Fluffiness front, either, as it happens. All your feline forms are fully furred, a fine and fabulous... ahem, maybe I should stop with the alliteration before I embarass myself. Anyway, that's good. The little concussed kitten looks superbly fluff-headed as well as fluff-bodied, too! If it has a serious bone in its fuzzy little body I'll be astonished. And it's a good choice of pic for the black quad cat, since the angle shows off its fluffiness of form rather well. For Fluffiness your score is 4.75. which includes a little bonus for Concussed Kitty and his little Mini-Me companion, who I defy anyone to take seriously.

Soji, your final Nimbus Score is 9.5 out of a possible 10 - Wow! what a score. What a cat!