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Lord Sullivan
DTC at all times :)
Join date: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,870
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12-03-2008 12:52
From: eku Zhong recently my shop has had a goodly share of what i can only call Pirate ****ers The MO seems to go like this... one person TP into a certain part of the SIM and stands there for about 10 minutes.. *poof* then TP directly into the area with the menu stuff along with partner.. get totally nekkid with appropriate (inappropriate?) prim bits and start humping furiously on (always) the gynecology chair.... I can ban them .. but sooner or later 2 new (very new) avatars will make the same run at the chair... I dont know if this is some secret cult like city streakers ... and i am building a seperate building for the naughty merchandise... because i cant always be on the lookout ... which will either make the problem worse .. or perhaps take away the thrill of being caught flagrante delicto  Yeah but it is a good chair  Just take some pictures and post them on your blog but mask my face first
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eku Zhong
Apocalips = low prims
Join date: 27 May 2008
Posts: 752
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12-03-2008 13:55
From: Lord Sullivan Yeah but it is a good chair Just take some pictures and post them on your blog but mask my face first ooooo (but i thought you only liked it when you were spying on the girl on girl demo.. heehee) didnt see the face... i zoomed into the shop a bit too quickly and got an eyefull of plump hair covered testicles (and no it wasnt flexi pubies.... but theres a thought) since then i try not to zoom in from that angle.. anyway this weekend all naughties are being moved to a more private room.. so you are all welcome to come and watch ^^ might be broadly offensive but SFW |
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
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12-03-2008 15:05
She needs a paper ob/gyn gown like this not sure though how to translate it to sl http://www.medicalmailorder.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=25766I see what I can do to make one and send it to you.
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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12-03-2008 17:16
From: Pie Psaltery They have hairy prim balls now??? Gosh I don't get out much. Are they like, flexi hair, so that they sort of sway in the breeze?? That is a picture I did NOT need in my mind 
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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12-03-2008 17:20
From: LittleMe Jewell That is a picture I did NOT need in my mind Could be worse...they could be Prim Schweaty Balls |
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eku Zhong
Apocalips = low prims
Join date: 27 May 2008
Posts: 752
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12-03-2008 17:23
From: Brenda Connolly Could be worse...they could be Prim Schweaty Balls hahahaha now suddenly i am itching to go into Zbrush and sculpt some scrotums.. and then texture them with pearly beads of sweat... OMG.... i have been perverted. |
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
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12-03-2008 17:28
And an anime prim head... with a "nosebleed" gesture... for the complete Hentai effect. The chicken dance would be totally in theme too.
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eku Zhong
Apocalips = low prims
Join date: 27 May 2008
Posts: 752
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12-03-2008 17:30
From: Argent Stonecutter And an anime prim head... with a "nosebleed" gesture... for the complete Hentai effect. The chicken dance would be totally in theme too. ok... factiod... nosebleeds are the japanese equivilent of blueballs |
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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12-04-2008 07:51
I don't know how to solve Eku's problem...but I want a copy of that chair, equipped with the Argent Stonecutter option! I'll put it out on the end of our harbor pier instead of the diving board that nobody uses. We can set out lawn chairs and sip lemonade while being entertained by nude orbiting noobs. Extra points for anyone who can plug one in flight. /me hefts her shotgun and shouts, "PULL!"
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sable Valentine
AU United
Join date: 30 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,275
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12-04-2008 12:19
From: Pie Psaltery They have hairy prim balls now??? Gosh I don't get out much. Are they like, flexi hair, so that they sort of sway in the breeze?? LMFAO |
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eku Zhong
Apocalips = low prims
Join date: 27 May 2008
Posts: 752
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12-04-2008 17:35
From: Lindal Kidd I don't know how to solve Eku's problem...but I want a copy of that chair, equipped with the Argent Stonecutter option! I'll put it out on the end of our harbor pier instead of the diving board that nobody uses. We can set out lawn chairs and sip lemonade while being entertained by nude orbiting noobs. Extra points for anyone who can plug one in flight. /me hefts her shotgun and shouts, "PULL!" OMG... a nekkie clay pigeon machine.. point system shoot the couple apart-- 10 points buttshot on her --20 points buttshot on him -20 points (plus 10 bonus points if its a true bullseye) shoot off the hair on him/her --15 points shoot off his Prim Bits -- 50 points detatch his testicles from his member --500 points lose points if the couple manages to change position before you get your shot in game over if the man makes the woman orgasm before you get your shot in EDIT... its officially Friday here |
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
Join date: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 3,020
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12-05-2008 00:43
So many funny threads in one day...
To solve this I'd just take the poseballs out of the floor sample. Put a folder they can get, with pix of it in use. It doesn't take much from there, for any serious customer. The others aren't gonna buy one anyway.
I'd say 'set up an automatic snapshot program that posts their pic in flagrante along one entire wall' but that would probably draw even more of them in.
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