What emotes should i use for an escort position?
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Pserendipity Daniels
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11-30-2008 14:55
From: Lindal Kidd Definitely make a new alt. "MadameSprout Nootan" calls to mind a plump, 50 year old housewife with straggly hair.
/me smiles, pats you on the cheek, and sashays out of the room, hips swaying. She turns at the door and looks back over her shoulder. "And you can always come over to my place. We can practice...in private."
/me gives you a lewd wink and saunters off. Some guys *prefer* plump 50 year old housewives with straggly hair . . . Pep (/me wonders how Lindal would feel if he took up her offer, MadameSprout being *his* alt?)
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11-30-2008 14:57
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Pep (/me wonders how Lindal would feel if he took up her offer, MadameSprout being *his* alt?)
If that's the case, I expect you can bring your own cheese. |
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11-30-2008 15:00
From: Love Hastings If that's the case, I expect you can bring your own cheese. Funny you should say that.  Pep (From Caerphilly, home of the best crumbly white cheese in the world)
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11-30-2008 15:12
From: Pserendipity Daniels Funny you should say that. Pep (From Caerphilly, home of the best crumbly white cheese in the world) It needs depth. Stilton is the best cheese in teh world and don't you forget it you Welsh Leek! Seriously Sprout, study teh techniques of teh true Geisha. People like Pep and Tod69 are envious coz they can't afford you.
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11-30-2008 15:19
From: Jig Chippewa It needs depth. Stilton is the best cheese in teh world and don't you forget it you Welsh Leek!
Seriously Sprout, study teh techniques of teh true Geisha. People like Pep and Tod69 are envious coz they can't afford you. Wrong on two counts Jig. 1. Stilton isn't crumbly unless it has been left out too long (it should be moist) and is very limited in what it can accompany - so much depends on what you are drinking at the time. 2. I could afford it, but don't need to. I prefer someone to want me, not my wallet. Pep (Has taught escorts in his time)
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11-30-2008 15:28
From: Pserendipity Daniels Wrong on two counts Jig.
1. Stilton isn't crumbly unless it has been left out too long (it should be moist) and is very limited in what it can accompany - so much depends on what you are drinking at the time.
2. I could afford it, but don't need to. I prefer someone to want me, not my wallet.
Pep (Has taught escorts in his time) 1. I was simply incapable of having Caerphilly crumbly or not be considered without the King Of Cheeses - Stilton - (you blot on the landscape) - be honoured here. Pussonally I prefer a "green" stilton - youthful but blemished by a hint of passing seasons. It sings of England like a rhapsody. 2. The great escorts want both the wallet and YOU. Jig (Has looked into the dark night of men's souls and knows what pleases them)
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11-30-2008 15:31
From: Jig Chippewa 2. The great escorts want both the wallet and YOU. Naked greed I can do without. Pep (Not *all* men's souls - just the ones that might have wanted you; a necessarily limited subset)
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11-30-2008 17:13
I guess everyone is different it does seem like a lot of guys just seem to lay there
and are extremely quietly concentrating.
For me that sort of seems like good waste of time if you're actually interacting with another
human being.
And there are those who are vocal but I don't know, they lack imagination.
Then there one's that got the eye on everyone's wallet and it is all about the hustle.
Good Hustle you will never know its all about the wallet or feeling used, bad one you'll feel slime and taken it just makes one feel icky and drained unless the person involved are really turned on by those interactions.
I guess I got high standards I want someone to take me somewhere else, can force me to believe whatever story they tell, can break down any barrier or walls, the whole suspension of disbelief that it just not two people miles a part from each talking over keyboard.
I have met very few here who can truly do that here, those who can are priceless.
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11-30-2008 18:24
From: MadameSprout Nootan Can someone help me with some escort emotes..
something like
/me ...
Cause i have no idea what should i use...(I mention that for an ESCORT POSITION)
Pleass can someone say some emotes for me?
Thanks Forget the emotes darling.. If you wanna do it and do it right, do voice and do webcam... You can't be a proper whore without a little grunting fast finger action on the webcam |
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11-30-2008 18:40
From: Tarina Sewell Forget the emotes darling.. If you wanna do it and do it right, do voice and do webcam... You can't be a proper whore without a little grunting fast finger action on the webcam And then there's Utube five minutes later 
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11-30-2008 19:45
Wensleydale is nice.
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11-30-2008 19:56
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11-30-2008 20:35
From: Osprey Therian Wensleydale is nice. Okay, now I am drooling for a pork pie - and I am thousands of miles from Melton Mowbary. Actually I 'm thousands of miles from anywhere.
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11-30-2008 20:37
One thing an escort MUST have is a decent place to bring the John back to. Make it comfy and really well organized.
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11-30-2008 22:17
From: Viktoria Dovgal /me puts on her robe and wizard hat. i think you mean /me takes shrugs her shoulders and lets her silky Wizard robe slide down her alabaster body until its lands with a sigh, like a pool of black molten silk... she kicks it daintily aside with her crimson tipped toes, reaches up with a creamy arm and removes her Wizard hat with a flourish.. allowing her golden tresses to escape and cascade down her flawless back... other than that .. i reckon go with the voice/cam/finger/grunting... probably youll be able to charge more for less... |
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11-30-2008 22:56
From: Jig Chippewa Okay, now I am drooling for a pork pie - and I am thousands of miles from Melton Mowbary. Actually I 'm thousands of miles from anywhere. I'm not surprised you're in the middle of nowhere, if you were in charge of map reading . . . Pep (It's Melton Mowbray)
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11-30-2008 23:10
From: Jig Chippewa Okay, now I am drooling for a pork pie... And pickled onions. /me howls at the moon. |
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12-01-2008 00:10
From: Osprey Therian And pickled onions.
/me howls at the moon. Expatriate also eh? Pep doesnt understand.
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12-01-2008 00:25
From: Jesse Barnett Darn! Too late for the popcorn. No, you're not too late, grabs a handfull as he hops by
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12-01-2008 01:13
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12-01-2008 03:13
From: Jig Chippewa Expatriate also eh? Pep doesnt understand. *Is* an expatriate! Pep (But I get whatever I want whenever I want it.)
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