What's the silliest thing you can think of that you'd make/do if RL was more like SL?
i'll start with this:
- switching on autoreturn after 1 minute on my front lawn where all the neighbours take their dogs out for a poop
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Lance Corrimal
I don't do stupid.
Join date: 9 Jun 2006
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03-20-2009 09:00
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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03-20-2009 09:16
Drop from a great height into a crowd of people.
SPLAT! (Screams and horror) Then get up, dust myself off, and walk away. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
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Scott Savira
Not Scott Saliva
Join date: 10 Aug 2008
Posts: 357
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03-20-2009 09:32
After getting pulled over for speeding by the cops, I'd TP out.
Mute the IRS, the government, the bill collectors, certain people at work, my neighbor's dog (mute by object name, lol)... Edit>Scale my... hey look over there! Go visit the nearest Porsche dealership with my copybot tagging along. It would just look pretty and not actually do anything, but I could rez it in my driveway and tell everyone it was mine. Fall asleep standing upright in the middle of a boring conversation, then wake up later and tell the person. "Sorry! Lol... I had a phone call." Raise my hands in the air like I were typing everytime I spoke to someone, then berate others for disabling their typing animation. Stop talking to everyone and write only on paper to people, telling them "I don't voice." |
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
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03-20-2009 09:36
doubt I could beat Scott's replies. However, your a very sick man, you've been thinking about this for far too long.
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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03-20-2009 09:37
Fall asleep standing upright in the middle of a boring conversation, then wake up later and tell the person. "Sorry! Lol... I had a phone call."  _____________________
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CarlCorey Colman
Fnord
Join date: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 177
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03-20-2009 09:38
Hold down Ctrl and Alt and look at the back and under sides of that thing waaaaaaay over there
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spinster Voom
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,069
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03-20-2009 09:41
"wear" my food and drink.
oh, hang on ... |
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Scott Savira
Not Scott Saliva
Join date: 10 Aug 2008
Posts: 357
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03-20-2009 09:41
doubt I could beat Scott's replies. However, your a very sick man, you've been thinking about this for far too long. /me lowers the transfer papers to Pornopolis and scratches his neck where the fresh identification tattoo was added. "I know..." |
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Ee Maculate
Owner of Fourmile Castle
Join date: 11 Jan 2007
Posts: 919
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03-20-2009 09:43
I love Fridays
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Weston Graves
Werebeagle
Join date: 24 Mar 2007
Posts: 2,059
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03-20-2009 09:45
Jump up into the air everytime I talk to someone because I forget to hit ENTER first.
Change into a mushroom so people won't expect quite so much of me. Dance! _____________________
Goodbye for now from human Weston, beagle Weston, and Keyboard Guy.
Best of both lives to you all. |
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Wandered Miles
Registered User
Join date: 9 Dec 2008
Posts: 159
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03-20-2009 09:49
I would shoot myself in the head
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
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03-20-2009 09:52
Show up in a business meeting as a Tiny ferret. Jump up on the table and pull a full size Palm Pilot out of my backpack for taking notes. Look around at everyone looking at me. "What?"
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Treasure Ballinger
Virtual Ability
Join date: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 2,745
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03-20-2009 09:53
Jump up into the air everytime I talk to someone because I forget to hit ENTER first. Change into a mushroom so people won't expect quite so much of me. Dance! Change hair in the middle of an important meeting. Rez my hot pink Volkswagon bug (looks kinda like a baby carriage) and drive it through WalMart. Ask a store manager: "How many Lindens does this cost?" Wear the shoes with the sexy AO inside. Suddenly realize that what I'm wearing isn't a dress at all, it's a nightgown, but have that still be ok..... |
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Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
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03-20-2009 09:57
I'd have enough serious things to do to consider the sillies.
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Dick Spad
Life is a Pose Ball ....
Join date: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 205
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03-20-2009 10:07
Mute the IRS, the bill collectors, certain people at work, I'm with Scott on this one!!!  |
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,716
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03-20-2009 10:21
I'd rez a concrete cellar under the garden and a platform 900m above my home.
Making RL clothes in Photoshop would be cool too. _____________________
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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03-20-2009 11:23
...Mute the IRS, the government, the bill collectors, certain people at work, my neighbor's dog (mute by object name, lol)... Ah, but you'd still have to pay tier. Where'd you get the cool tattoo? I want one too, so I can be a Grade A Certified Adult. Or a deviant, depending on who's taking the census that day. _____________________
It's still My World and My Imagination! So there.
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spinster Voom
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,069
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03-20-2009 11:28
I want a gravity slider for my 40th birthday
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Scott Savira
Not Scott Saliva
Join date: 10 Aug 2008
Posts: 357
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03-20-2009 12:12
Ah, but you'd still have to pay tier. Where'd you get the cool tattoo? I want one too, so I can be a Grade A Certified Adult. Or a deviant, depending on who's taking the census that day. I was walking along, minding my own business in my favorite deviant sim when a white, unmarked van pulled up. I thought: "Hey! They must be RPers!" I was really happy... until they pulled a burlap sack over my head and started beating me with a tire iron. I think I heard one of them mention "M Linden", I'm not really sure, I was a bit panicked. Next thing you know it all goes black and I wake up in a sleazy motel with a sore neck (STOP SNICKERING!). I thought they wanted to steal my kidney but it turns out they just put this dumb tattoo of a barcode on my neck and I noticed all my deviant LMs had been replaced with links to pony riding sims (real ponies, not ponygirls). Dang, I really am coming across as a deviant lately. For the record I get into trouble on my alt.  Scotty is a good boy. He pays his taxes, takes the trash out to the corner for the old lady next door, and doesn't kick puppies. If you want to know my alter ego, IM me. |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
Join date: 2 Apr 2007
Posts: 3,856
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03-20-2009 14:30
I would enjoy never having to poop or pee.
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Damien1 Thorne
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
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03-20-2009 14:37
I was walking along, minding my own business in my favorite deviant sim when a white, unmarked van pulled up. I thought: "Hey! They must be RPers!" I was really happy... until they pulled a burlap sack over my head and started beating me with a tire iron. I think I heard one of them mention "M Linden", I'm not really sure, I was a bit panicked. Next thing you know it all goes black and I wake up in a sleazy motel with a sore neck (STOP SNICKERING!). I thought they wanted to steal my kidney but it turns out they just put this dumb tattoo of a barcode on my neck and I noticed all my deviant LMs had been replaced with links to pony riding sims (real ponies, not ponygirls). Hmm... Brenda has a white van. Coincidence? _____________________
As we fade into the darkness...
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Eva Ryan
That's Eva Ryan™
Join date: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 197
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03-20-2009 14:56
Marriage is only 10L and Divorce is only 25L...
Set out a security orb in my house...EJECT Hundreds of uses for pan camming... Call the cops on the Goreans next door... Gasoline would be obsolete...TP me. Show up for work with my collar and cuffs on (Sorry Boss...they're locked.) Change my shape to anything I want...at any given time. |
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
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03-20-2009 17:13
remove all stairs and doors from my home and install a touch teleporter keyed to me. remove the toilet from the bathroom and install a spa.
build a TP hud that includes destinations all around the world and several shopping malls. I love traveling. restrict local sounds to my parcel, and turn up the music. encourage the neighbors to do the same. orbit people harassing me whip up a geosynchronous space platform (even though I live nowhere near the equator) and then use it to take pictures or avoid people (including a nice security orb) have more attachment layers and be able to script my clothes. wouldn't need to wash them either, just rez a new copy EVERYTHING now fits in Hammer Space (my inventory) including my house, so I can quite cramming stuff in my purse. taking out the trash now only takes two clicks, and I don't have to worry about what day it's picked up on. plus I can quit recycling. work? pffft, only when I want to, I was born in the days of permanent stipend. quit going to the Dr. and smoke all I want to. eat whatever I want, and quit wearing a bra (because I'll be 13yo perky forever) turn into a kid when I'm bored, or my furry kitty self, or grow huge metallic wing out of my back... Get Married without worrying about idiot laws... I could go on for days.... _____________________
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Sebastian Joliat
Registered User
Join date: 2 Jul 2006
Posts: 64
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03-20-2009 17:20
SL is my RL *sniff*
Ok...it would be nice to have a "/99 penis hard" command *grin* |
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Rhaorth Antonelli
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 7,425
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03-20-2009 18:02
Jump up into the air everytime I talk to someone because I forget to hit ENTER first. LOL this one sounds a lot like me! hmm what would I do in RL if it were like SL remove a lot of unnecessary things as they take up prim count have a perfect body, because all I would have to do is stand with my legs spread and arms out to the side, and pretend to move some slider and poof, instant perfect body wear awesome clothes Sit at a computer and play a game called First Life _____________________
Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. They are taking away the forums... it could be worse, they could be taking away the forums AND Second Life... |