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Incanus Merlin
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12-22-2009 18:16
I think we now have to declare American as a totally separate language from English - I haven't understood more than two words in ten of Jumpy's posts.

Although I suspect I might be coming out the better side of that equation....

Inc
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Jumpman Lane
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12-22-2009 18:46
From: Chris Norse
I pictured you more as Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

But when they put you in the cell, find the biggest ugliest man there and either kick his ass or kiss him.

they CAN"T handly the truth! it'll bhe the drunk tank for me i fear lmao!
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Jumpman Lane
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12-22-2009 18:48
From: Incanus Merlin
I think we now have to declare American as a totally separate language from English - I haven't understood more than two words in ten of Jumpy's posts.

Although I suspect I might be coming out the better side of that equation....

Inc

i think Harry would make u eglishers the best kang betwixt chaz and willy. i mean christ he still has his hair. forget y posts . all u need to know is that Jumpman Lane doesit for god country and slut magazine...well for slut magazine. PORN FOR YA A$$E$1
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Tegg Bode
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12-23-2009 01:26
From: Incanus Merlin
I think we now have to declare American as a totally separate language from English - I haven't understood more than two words in ten of Jumpy's posts.

Although I suspect I might be coming out the better side of that equation....

Inc

I reckon a lot of Americans would find your statement broadly offensive :)
Jumpy can type much more understandably, it's just an attention getting thing like those people who type "teh" all the time, sorta like how spewing over the side of a boat can attract fish better than any pedigree bait worms :)
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Ephraim Kappler
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12-23-2009 01:42
From: Incanus Merlin
I think we now have to declare American as a totally separate language from English ...

It's certainly a different flavour (or should that be 'flavor'?). I generally prefer American literature and speech patterns over any other variety of English with the possible exception of Irish English with its complex bells and whistles of paradox and irony. I love the way Murkans throw out all the legalese grammar and extra bits of spelling we don't really need - except for the 'z' thing. I hate the 'z' thing. The only legitimate use for 'z' in my lexicon is 'size' and we all know that doesn't matter.

From: Tegg Bode
... sorta like how spewing over the side of a boat can attrack fish better than any pedigree bait worms.

I disagree. He's just staying in character, which is quite a trick. I tried to do likewise when I first started posting to the forums but I had to give up very quickly. In-world chat is a very different matter.

Kudos for the beautiful analogy all the same: that one will stick with me right into the New Year.
Kelly Kuiper
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12-23-2009 01:52
From: Jumpman Lane
i think Harry would make u eglishers the best kang betwixt chaz and willy. i mean christ he still has his hair. forget y posts . all u need to know is that Jumpman Lane doesit for god country and slut magazine...well for slut magazine. PORN FOR YA A$$E$1


Hey, I actually understood that. I had to read it three times but got there in the end. :-) Does that make me a 'hoe'? Lordy Lordy. Now I can 'git down wiv da doods'. Or something.
Jumpman Lane
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12-23-2009 07:48
From: Kelly Kuiper
Hey, I actually understood that. I had to read it three times but got there in the end. :-) Does that make me a 'hoe'? Lordy Lordy. Now I can 'git down wiv da doods'. Or something.

hehehehehehe i love the forums :)
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Scylla Rhiadra
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12-23-2009 07:49
From: Jumpman Lane
hehehehehehe i love the forums :)

And you certainly made a bit of a splash over at SCII, eh? :eek:
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Scylla Rhiadra
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12-23-2009 08:08
From: Tegg Bode
I reckon a lot of Americans would find your statement broadly offensive :)
Jumpy can type much more understandably, it's just an attention getting thing like those people who type "teh" all the time, sorta like how spewing over the side of a boat can attract fish better than any pedigree bait worms :)


Meh. Everybody is offended by something and these days it's hard to keep up, innit?
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12-23-2009 09:07
From: Treasure Ballinger
Meh. Everybody is offended by something and these days it's hard to keep up, innit?



Yeah... I am offended from just being offended.
Jumpman Lane
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12-23-2009 09:43
From: Scylla Rhiadra
And you certainly made a bit of a splash over at SCII, eh? :eek:

THEM SAPS AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET HEHEHEHEHE
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Scylla Rhiadra
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12-23-2009 11:42
From: Jumpman Lane
THEM SAPS AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET HEHEHEHEHE

They've started to do "Jumpman Imitations" over there . . .

Sooo . . .

GO SHOW THEM HOW IT'S REALLY DONE!!!
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Lindal Kidd
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12-23-2009 13:26
From: Incanus Merlin
I think we now have to declare American as a totally separate language from English - I haven't understood more than two words in ten of Jumpy's posts.

Although I suspect I might be coming out the better side of that equation....

Inc


Jumpy doesn't speak American. We have the same difficulty understanding him that you do.
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12-23-2009 14:29
From: Lindal Kidd
Jumpy doesn't speak American. We have the same difficulty understanding him that you do.

i cant unnastan WHY they dont unnastan hehehehe they burst inna same tears! hehehehe
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Jumpman Lane
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12-23-2009 14:31
From: Scylla Rhiadra
They've started to do "Jumpman Imitations" over there . . .

Sooo . . .

GO SHOW THEM HOW IT'S REALLY DONE!!!

they also wrap their most wittiest comebacks in lil snitch jackets unsure if their zingers zing! rnak amateurs. everone eles is a Jumpman fan! i salute em! the slut mag faithful prevails
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Scylla Rhiadra
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12-23-2009 15:39
From: Jumpman Lane
they also wrap their most wittiest comebacks in lil snitch jackets unsure if their zingers zing! rnak amateurs. everone eles is a Jumpman fan! i salute em! the slut mag faithful prevails

Well, Jumpy, in truth I can't say that I'm a "faithful" fan of "Slut" anything . . . But you are enormously amusing and (unless, apparently, you are Stroker) generally very nice, so . . .

Go get 'em . . . !
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12-23-2009 19:14
From: Scylla Rhiadra
Well, Jumpy, in truth I can't say that I'm a "faithful" fan of "Slut" anything . . . But you are enormously amusing and (unless, apparently, you are Stroker) generally very nice, so . . .

Go get 'em . . . !

SH@T THE MULLET WISH HE WAS ME! I TRY TO AMUSE! :)
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