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Lag Is ... ?

Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
01-18-2008 21:06
Lag is ...
An ATM that spits out 80 bucks when you wanted 100
Fries without Salt n'Vinegar
A man who won't go home
A man who WILL go home
A Sunday afternoon when it's raining (in November)
A mystery novel with the last page torn out

Lag is ... ?
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Fine Young Cannibal
Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
01-18-2008 21:32
Lag is...

like coffee sans cream,
bread with no cheese,
a kiss by yourself,
a park with no trees.
Beezle Warburton
=o.O=
Join date: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,169
01-18-2008 21:41
a drift in the sands of time.







Accumulated in your swimsuit...
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
-- William Shakespeare

Warburton's Whimsies:
In SL
Apez.biz
Isablan Neva
Mystic
Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
01-18-2008 21:45
A wrinkle in the time/space continuum.
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http://slurl.com/secondlife/TheBotanicalGardens/207/30/420/
Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
01-18-2008 23:02
...like tryin' to play patty cake without another person
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"There's nothing objectionable nor illegal in having a child-like avatar in itself and we must assume innocence until proof of the contrary." - Lewis PR Linden
"If you find children offensive, you're gonna have trouble in this world :)" - Prospero Linden
Joseph Abel
Leaves no pawprints...
Join date: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 781
01-19-2008 00:36
Being the pack mule and ATM when shopping...

Southern California traffic jam...

Only decaf coffee available at 4:30am...

Slamming your fingertip in the file cabinet drawer...
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Nimbus rated!!
From: Nimbus Rau
So your final Nimbus Score is a grand total of 8.55. A magnificent achievement!
Rebecca Proudhon
(TM)
Join date: 3 May 2006
Posts: 1,686
01-19-2008 00:38
Lag is, sort of like not eating right.
Theo Kline
(???)
Join date: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 224
01-19-2008 00:42
From: Joseph Abel
Southern California traffic jam...


+1, I refer to them as parking lots from 3pm-7pm

Lag is...

Trying to get into a full sim for the 'sale' and end up shopping with camera view.
Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
01-19-2008 01:59
Often less the fault of LL as people would like to believe as they trot around with prim hair, prim shoes, AOs (I heard one girl say she was running out of screen space cos of her five AOs' HUDs AND complaining about lag), scripted attachments etc etc ...
Damanios Thetan
looking in
Join date: 6 Mar 2004
Posts: 992
01-19-2008 02:41
Lag is... your brain running too fast
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Beezle Warburton
=o.O=
Join date: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,169
01-19-2008 02:42
From: Damanios Thetan
Lag is... your brain running too fast


with scissors
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
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Warburton's Whimsies:
In SL
Apez.biz
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
01-19-2008 02:45
Lag is...

Wishing the Microwave would HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting for the cable company to get the cable back up so you can be on SL MORE!

The time between "reckless care-free teen" and "adulthood"
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really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Faithless Babii
Iam F.A.B
Join date: 5 Feb 2007
Posts: 1,079
01-19-2008 03:07
Lag is..

what makes my shoes & boots attach to my arse
the best reason to stay in one place and people watch
made by others...always...its never me me me lol
the reason for many excellent photos when your avatar head rotates at a weird angle and your body contorts while using menu driven beds
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Usagi Musashi
UM ™®
Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6,083
01-19-2008 03:33
From: Jig Chippewa
Lag is ...


Love................hehehhe :)
Imnotgoing Sideways
Can't outlaw cute! =^-^=
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 4,694
01-19-2008 05:28
(=_=) ... Be one with the lag ... (=_=)
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Somewhere in this world; there is someone having some good clean fun doing the one thing you hate the most. (^_^)y


http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ferguson/54/237/94
Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
01-19-2008 08:12
Lag is:
That one mysteriously empty can of soda you find in a new 12-pack.
That "special" little brother your mom makes you take everywhere with you.
Pulling the BandAid off SLOW.
Having a zit in places that shouldn't get zits.
That one person everyone knows that just needs to be bi*ch-slapped.
Opening and sniffing that mysteriously fuzzy food container in your fridge.
Yelling for more paper from a public restroom.
Tofu... not sure what it is but it's supposed to be good for you.
:D
Usagi Musashi
UM ™®
Join date: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6,083
01-19-2008 09:01
From: Dana Hickman
Lag is:
Tofu... not sure what it is but it's supposed to be good for you.
:D


Its how its applied :) WAIT! I mean servered :)
Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 1,375
01-19-2008 09:11
When the condom breaks and you can't get out of town fast enough. Oh wait, that is another thread isnt it.
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Snowman Jiminy
Registered User
Join date: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 424
01-19-2008 09:15
Lag is... putting milk into the coffee jar, hot water into the sugar bowl, and walking away from the kitchen with an empty cup.
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Orfeu Miles
Registered User
Join date: 18 May 2007
Posts: 106
01-19-2008 09:27
Lag is...a many splendoured thing.
Jessica Elytis
Goddess
Join date: 7 Oct 2005
Posts: 1,783
01-19-2008 11:45
Lag is...that fuzzy feeling in the mornings.

~Jessy
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When your friend does somethign stupid:
From: Aldo Stern
Dude, you are a true and good friend, and I love you like the brother that my mom claims she never had, but you are in fact acting like a flaming douche on white toast with a side order of dickknob salsa..maybe you should reconsider this course of action and we go find something else to do.
3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
Posts: 15,028
01-19-2008 12:03
Lag is... like walking with a slow flashing strobe light hanging above your head.
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it was fun while it lasted.
http://2lf.informe.com/
Kelli May
karmakanic
Join date: 7 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,135
01-19-2008 12:20
...walking on ice in clown-shoes while attached to an anvil by bungee-rope
...trying to line a jam-jar with clingfilm wearing boxing gloves. In a roller-disco. With a migraine
...everyone else's fault
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Do worried sheep have nervous ticks?

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Penny Rau
Registered User
Join date: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 71
01-19-2008 14:12
Lag is...

The reason I stay on all day and night...because it takes 2 hours to walk across the room, and an entire week to complete a task

The reason I get a good laugh when an avi that's meant to be a big muscular man shows up as a little skinny noob with tits...:D

The reason my hair is turning grey and I keep pulling it out...
Maximillian Desoto
Max's Landfall Bar & Dock
Join date: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 323
01-19-2008 14:15
Lag is...

Two cute little bunny cartoons :D
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