Second Life Forums Archive - No, *I'M* the Paris Hilton of Second Life!!

Heath Homewood

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Join date: 24 Mar 2007

Posts: 50

10-25-2007 13:30

I figured SOMEONE was going to do it, so I decided to beat everyone to the punch.

Search for and join the group "I'm the Paris Hilton of Second Life" and proudly wear the group title:

"Paris Hilton of SL"

Note: Please use your new power responsibly. Bitchslapping and hair-pulling catfights are optional.

Anti Antonelli

Deranged Toymaker

Join date: 25 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,091

10-25-2007 13:38

Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something?

Mahala Roviana

Registered User

Join date: 18 Oct 2006

Posts: 9

10-25-2007 13:39

Do I have to make a sex tape to join the group? I already have the chihuahua in a pocketbook.

Lexxi Gynoid

#'s 86000, 97800

Join date: 6 Aug 2007

Posts: 3,732

10-25-2007 13:39

Who is Paris Hilton?

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Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

Join date: 1 Oct 2006

Posts: 5,735

10-25-2007 13:40

From: Anti Antonelli

Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something?

I think Skank rating would be more appropriate, those pics need to come to me.

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

10-25-2007 13:40

From: Anti Antonelli

Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something?

YES! Anti - you, mi amigo, are my new favorite person.

Chris - get your own schtick. Stop poaching on my dirty picture empire.

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Chris Norse

Loud Arrogant Redneck

Join date: 1 Oct 2006

Posts: 5,735

10-25-2007 13:43

From: Trout Recreant

YES! Anti - you, mi amigo, are my new favorite person.

Chris - get your own schtick. Stop poaching on my dirty picture empire.

Skanks and sluts are two different breeds of dirty pictures.

"Skank" differs from that of "Slut" in that whereas the latter implies only sexual promiscuity; the former also implies poor taste, personally degrading behaviour

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I'm going to pick a fight
William Wallace, Braveheart

“Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind”
Douglas MacArthur

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Hate Hastings

Two Track Mind

Join date: 17 Oct 2007

Posts: 340

10-25-2007 13:47

Why anyone would want to start a skank collection is beyond me...

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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout

Ann Launay

Neko-licious™

Join date: 8 Aug 2006

Posts: 7,893

10-25-2007 13:47

This mere idea of this makes me want to hide in the back of the closet...

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From: someone

I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.

Har Fairweather

Registered User

Join date: 24 Jan 2007

Posts: 2,320

10-25-2007 13:58

From: Anti Antonelli

Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something?

Nah, they just have to agree to be broadly offensive...

...With emphasis on the BROAD.

Which reminds me. Are we sure this Paris Hilton person really exists? She's such a wonderfully convenient invention for all sorts of constituencies, from paparazzi and gossip columnists to night-time talk show hosts to bluenoses. And such an obviously concocted name! Has anyone actually seen this alleged Paris Hilton, and if so, could they give me an introduction?

Daisy Rimbaud

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Join date: 12 Oct 2006

Posts: 764

10-25-2007 13:59

From: Lexxi Gynoid

Who is Paris Hilton?

Not "who", "what". It's a hotel. In France.

Bodhisatva Paperclip

Tip: Savor pie, bald chap

Join date: 12 Jan 2007

Posts: 970

10-25-2007 14:00

From: Lexxi Gynoid

Who is Paris Hilton?

I think she's the capital of Texas.

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

10-25-2007 14:03

From: Bodhisatva Paperclip

I think she's the capital of Texas.

I thought Oklahoma was the capital of Texas.

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Bodhisatva Paperclip

Tip: Savor pie, bald chap

Join date: 12 Jan 2007

Posts: 970

10-25-2007 14:04

From: Trout Recreant

I thought Oklahoma was the capital of Texas.

OK, my mistake. I have trouble with the Eastern Seaboard states.

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Cheyenne Marquez

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Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 940

10-25-2007 14:09

From: Bodhisatva Paperclip

OK, my mistake. I have trouble with the Eastern Seaboard states.

You are both wrong.\

Mexico is the capital of Texas.

Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

10-25-2007 14:14

From: Cheyenne Marquez

You are both wrong.\

Mexico is the capital of Texas.

That's right. I forgot. I went to college with a guy from New Mexico. For a Mexican, his English was excellent.

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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!

Jezebella Desmoulins

Registered User

Join date: 4 Nov 2005

Posts: 561

10-25-2007 14:18

So who is the Paris Econolodge of Second Life?

Isablan Neva

Mystic

Join date: 27 Nov 2004

Posts: 2,907

10-25-2007 14:18

I once heard Texas referred to as Baja Oaklahoma and laughed for weeks.....

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Bree Giffen

♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥

Join date: 22 Jun 2006

Posts: 2,715

10-25-2007 14:27

How's this? Parisy enough for ya?

Schwanson Schlegel

SL's Tokin' Villain

Join date: 15 Nov 2003

Posts: 2,721

10-25-2007 14:31

That's hot.

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Lexxi Gynoid

#'s 86000, 97800

Join date: 6 Aug 2007

Posts: 3,732

10-25-2007 14:32

From: Bree Giffen

How's this? Parisy enough for ya?

Really wish I knew who this Paris Hilton fella is so that I could respond.

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Oryx Tempel

Registered User

Join date: 8 Nov 2006

Posts: 7,663

10-25-2007 14:33

From: Bree Giffen

How's this? Parisy enough for ya?

LOL! Good job on the lighting!

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Raymond Figtree

Gone, avi, gone

Join date: 17 May 2006

Posts: 6,256

10-25-2007 14:36

/looking forward to Strife's commentary line when this one gets locked...

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Brenda Connolly

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Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

10-25-2007 14:40

Paris Hitler? 1940 I believe.

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Trout Recreant

Public Enemy No. 1

Join date: 24 Jul 2007

Posts: 4,873

10-25-2007 14:42

From: Brenda Connolly

Paris Hitler? 1940 I believe.

GODWIN!

/me runs in little circles waving his hands over his head, eyes tightly shut screaming at the top of his lungs, "NAZIS, NAZIS, NAZIS!"

One more mention of Hitler and my pants are coming off. I'm not F-ing kidding. Don't make me do this to you people.

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No, I'M the Paris Hilton of Second Life!!

No, I'M the Paris Hilton of Second Life!!
Heath Homewood Registered User Join date: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 50	10-25-2007 13:30 I figured SOMEONE was going to do it, so I decided to beat everyone to the punch. Search for and join the group "I'm the Paris Hilton of Second Life" and proudly wear the group title: "Paris Hilton of SL" Note: Please use your new power responsibly. Bitchslapping and hair-pulling catfights are optional.
Anti Antonelli Deranged Toymaker Join date: 25 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,091	10-25-2007 13:38 Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something?
Mahala Roviana Registered User Join date: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 9	10-25-2007 13:39 Do I have to make a sex tape to join the group? I already have the chihuahua in a pocketbook.
Lexxi Gynoid #'s 86000, 97800 Join date: 6 Aug 2007 Posts: 3,732	10-25-2007 13:39 Who is Paris Hilton? _____________________ Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	10-25-2007 13:40 From: Anti Antonelli Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something? I think Skank rating would be more appropriate, those pics need to come to me. _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	10-25-2007 13:40 From: Anti Antonelli Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something? YES! Anti - you, mi amigo, are my new favorite person. Chris - get your own schtick. Stop poaching on my dirty picture empire. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Chris Norse Loud Arrogant Redneck Join date: 1 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,735	10-25-2007 13:43 From: Trout Recreant YES! Anti - you, mi amigo, are my new favorite person. Chris - get your own schtick. Stop poaching on my dirty picture empire. Skanks and sluts are two different breeds of dirty pictures. "Skank" differs from that of "Slut" in that whereas the latter implies only sexual promiscuity; the former also implies poor taste, personally degrading behaviour _____________________ I'm going to pick a fight William Wallace, Braveheart “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” Douglas MacArthur FULL
Hate Hastings Two Track Mind Join date: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 340	10-25-2007 13:47 Why anyone would want to start a skank collection is beyond me... _____________________ You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Ann Launay Neko-licious™ Join date: 8 Aug 2006 Posts: 7,893	10-25-2007 13:47 This mere idea of this makes me want to hide in the back of the closet... _____________________ ~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Har Fairweather Registered User Join date: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 2,320	10-25-2007 13:58 From: Anti Antonelli Shouldn't applicants be required to first submit pics to Trout for appropriate levels of sluttiness, or something? Nah, they just have to agree to be broadly offensive... ...With emphasis on the BROAD. Which reminds me. Are we sure this Paris Hilton person really exists? She's such a wonderfully convenient invention for all sorts of constituencies, from paparazzi and gossip columnists to night-time talk show hosts to bluenoses. And such an obviously concocted name! Has anyone actually seen this alleged Paris Hilton, and if so, could they give me an introduction?
Daisy Rimbaud Registered User Join date: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 764	10-25-2007 13:59 From: Lexxi Gynoid Who is Paris Hilton? Not "who", "what". It's a hotel. In France.
Bodhisatva Paperclip Tip: Savor pie, bald chap Join date: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 970	10-25-2007 14:00 From: Lexxi Gynoid Who is Paris Hilton? I think she's the capital of Texas. _____________________ I've trademarked the apostrophe. You're in trouble but you are not.
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	10-25-2007 14:03 From: Bodhisatva Paperclip I think she's the capital of Texas. I thought Oklahoma was the capital of Texas. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Bodhisatva Paperclip Tip: Savor pie, bald chap Join date: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 970	10-25-2007 14:04 From: Trout Recreant I thought Oklahoma was the capital of Texas. OK, my mistake. I have trouble with the Eastern Seaboard states. _____________________ I've trademarked the apostrophe. You're in trouble but you are not.
Cheyenne Marquez Registered User Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 940	10-25-2007 14:09 From: Bodhisatva Paperclip OK, my mistake. I have trouble with the Eastern Seaboard states. You are both wrong.\ Mexico is the capital of Texas.
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	10-25-2007 14:14 From: Cheyenne Marquez You are both wrong.\ Mexico is the capital of Texas. That's right. I forgot. I went to college with a guy from New Mexico. For a Mexican, his English was excellent. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Jezebella Desmoulins Registered User Join date: 4 Nov 2005 Posts: 561	10-25-2007 14:18 So who is the Paris Econolodge of Second Life?
Isablan Neva Mystic Join date: 27 Nov 2004 Posts: 2,907	10-25-2007 14:18 I once heard Texas referred to as Baja Oaklahoma and laughed for weeks..... _____________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/TheBotanicalGardens/207/30/420/
Bree Giffen ♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥ Join date: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 2,715	10-25-2007 14:27 How's this? Parisy enough for ya?
Schwanson Schlegel SL's Tokin' Villain Join date: 15 Nov 2003 Posts: 2,721	10-25-2007 14:31 That's hot. _____________________
Lexxi Gynoid #'s 86000, 97800 Join date: 6 Aug 2007 Posts: 3,732	10-25-2007 14:32 From: Bree Giffen How's this? Parisy enough for ya? Really wish I knew who this Paris Hilton fella is so that I could respond. _____________________ Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
Oryx Tempel Registered User Join date: 8 Nov 2006 Posts: 7,663	10-25-2007 14:33 From: Bree Giffen How's this? Parisy enough for ya? LOL! Good job on the lighting! _____________________
Raymond Figtree Gone, avi, gone Join date: 17 May 2006 Posts: 6,256	10-25-2007 14:36 /looking forward to Strife's commentary line when this one gets locked... _____________________ Read or listen to some Eckhart Tolle. You won't regret it.
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	10-25-2007 14:40 Paris Hitler? 1940 I believe. _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
Trout Recreant Public Enemy No. 1 Join date: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 4,873	10-25-2007 14:42 From: Brenda Connolly Paris Hitler? 1940 I believe. GODWIN! /me runs in little circles waving his hands over his head, eyes tightly shut screaming at the top of his lungs, "NAZIS, NAZIS, NAZIS!" One more mention of Hitler and my pants are coming off. I'm not F-ing kidding. Don't make me do this to you people. _____________________ From: Jerboa Haystack A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!